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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

I AM RETARDED, IGNORE THIS.

The Killing Jelq fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jan 19, 2013

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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Saint Darwin posted:

"The topic of this article may not meet Wikipedia's general notability guideline. "

gently caress off wikipedia
clearly trivial, unlike http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_actuaries

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_people

count all the things no one should click
:reddit:

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

:nws: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Nude_females_with_trees
dryads :tetten:

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012



:smuggo:

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Ocean
nearly 10000 words on animes that haven't been published outside of Glorious NIppon, by people who don't know the word "oceanographer"

quote:

Stone Ocean (ストーンオーシャン Sutōn Ōshan?), initially referred to as Dai 6 Bu Kūjō Jolyne: Stone Ocean (第6部 空条徐倫 ―『石作りの海』(ストーンオーシャン) Dai Roku Bu Kūjō Jorīn Sutōn Ōshan?, lit. "Part 6 Kūjō Jolyne: Stone Ocean"), is the sixth story arc of the Japanese manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki. It was published in Weekly Shōnen Jump from 2000 to 2003 and was collected into 17 tankōbon volumes (volumes 64 to 80 of the entire series), unlike the previous parts of JoJo it starts the volume count over at number one and all subsequent parts have followed this trend. It was preceded by Vento Aureo and followed by Steel Ball Run.
...
In this story arc, Jotaro is an oceanologist, having moved to the United States, eventually married, and his daughter Jolyne inherits Stand powers. But she also inherits the tradition of adventures that Jotaro tends to get entangled in. She also adopts an outfit style similar to his at one point due to her fascination and respect for her father.
...

After Jolyne wins the bet, Milaschön makes a higher bet which entices Hermes, who takes part in the higher bet. Hermes' guilt from cheating awakens Milaschön's Stand Marilyn Manson (マリリン・マンソン Maririn Manson?), who attacks her by taking her money from her breasts, a gold tooth, and her liver. Jolyne makes another bet with Milaschön for Hermes' well-being and to return everything back to her. Milaschön exposes that she's been cheating since the beginning and that she was promised her probation if she could get her father's stand disk from Jolyne. Despite going as far as to cheat to win, Milaschön was still able to come close to getting the disk from Jolyne before she has the conditions of the bet repeated to her, and then suffers several strikes from Jolyne's baseball with Stone Free's quick strikes.
Lang Wrangler (ラング・ラングラー Rangu Rangurā?)
Lang Wrangler is in jail for hijacking and murder (stabbing a female professor sixty-nine times), Lang Wrangler is a calculating inmate, wearing ridiculous clothing to prepare for his stand's ability to negate the gravity by suctioning to the walls like an octopus. He also demonstrates arrogance by thinking that he is stronger than Whitesnake and could take him out as well. His Stand Jumpin' Jack Flash (ジャンピン・ジャック・フラッシュ Janpin Jakku Furasshu?) takes the form of a suit that allows Wrangler to remove the gravitational pull on objects.
Sports Max (スポーツ・マックス Supōtsu Makkusu?)
Sentenced to 5 years in prison due to tax evasion and assault, Sports Max is a car dealer by profession but is in fact a gang member. Hermes wants him dead for the murder of her sister. After being stalked and killed by Hermes, he uses his Stand Limp Bizkit (リンプ・ビズキット Rinpu Bizukitto?) to make himself an invisible zombified version of himself before initiating combat against her. After a hard-fought fight (which featured Jolyne and critically injured F.F.) Hermes defeats Sports Max with her stand. His ability of reviving dead objects enables him to revive Dio's bone after Pucci requests it.
...

Rinpu Bizukitto

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Nomnom Cookie posted:

sterilize linux users too imo

oh wait why bother :laugh:

same for Turing machine users

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


Boris Lifschits [edit]
Drummer. He has a partially completed degree in drums from State Musical College Named After Gnessins (now State Music College of Jazz and Pop). Left the band in 2010


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mong_Kok

:dong::11tea:

The Killing Jelq fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 29, 2013

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

72.130.50.167 posted:

In 1998, a commercial featured a cat thinking a rolled up rug is a Hostess Ho Ho. Two men pick up the rug and deliver it to a dog school.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

but Shelley ain't motorboated by the gape of her skelly

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

:gonk: posted:

In Degrassi Takes Manhattan, a drunk Fiona gets jealous when she sees her twin brother Declan making out with his girlfriend Holly J. at a party. She grabs Declan and pulls him into the middle of the room and kisses him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest_in_popular_culture
more than 20000 words--like 90 pages
all written while jackin' it

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Wikigroan (when getting up from ur sagging couch)

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Subject:Physical_fitness

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Subject:Constructed_languages

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

easily 80% of the "facial expressions" pics of women are porn stars at promotional parties

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cubespin.gif

The Killing Jelq fucked around with this message at 06:40 on May 7, 2014

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

A Pinball Wizard posted:

File usage on Commons

There are no pages that link to this file.

Found it on http://www.wikigifs.org/

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

quote:

Ms. 45, also known as Angel of Vengeance, is a 1981 American low-budget exploitation film directed by Abel Ferrara and starring Zoë Tamerlis Lund. Inspired by films such as 1973's Thriller - en grym film and 1974's Death Wish, the film is a rape and revenge story about Thana, a mute woman who becomes a misandristic spree killer (not strictly a vigilante) after she is raped twice in one day when going home from work.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Blackula69 posted:

what about this is worthless; have you seen the film

not the film but the "misandristic spree killer" bit

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hitomi_Tanaka

quote:


Removed 'naturally'Edit
The reference for "...well known for her naturally large breasts...." was... TA-Da-DA !....HER OWN BLOG ! Referencing someone's own blog to state something arguable as fact is not reliable. This kind of 'real' vs 'fake' breast thing started endless flame wars and is what got all references to pornstars' breasts being 'natural' or 'fake' removed from all their profiles. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 116.30.145.126 (talk) 08:07, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-tailed_sheep#mediaviewer/File:Erector_fat_tail_sheep.jpg


Uploaded by Erector
Created: September 26 2009
Fat Tailed sheep, Self-published work
Learn more on Wikimedia Commons
The free media repository

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

this is from the real McCoy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uberfic

a sad mother gently caress posted:

Uberfic (short for uber fanfic, uberXena, or simply uber or über) is a kind of alternative universe fan fiction in which takes the essence of the characters in XWP and places these in another time, another place, another reality, many times featuring the ancestors, descendants or reincarnations of canon characters. The Uber-characters' names are never canon. The term originated in Xena: Warrior Princess fandom. This sort of story was used by the series itself, beginning with the second season episode "The Xena Scrolls".[1] A common trend in Xena fanfics was to write Uber stories in which the characters' analogues discover that they are soulmates.[2]

See alsoEdit

Younger and junior versions of cartoon characters

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Major League Eating: The Game
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Major League Eating: The Game

Developer(s) Sensory Sweep Studios
Publisher(s) Mastiff
Platform(s) Wii (WiiWare)
Release date(s)
NA July 14, 2008
JP March 24, 2009
Genre(s) Action game
Mode(s) Single-player, multiplayer
Distribution Download
Major League Eating: The Game is a video game for WiiWare developed by Sensory Sweep Studios, and produced by Mastiff. The first video game to be based around competitive eating,[1] it was released in North America on July 14, 2008,[2] and in Japan on March 24, 2009.[3] It costs 1000 Wii Points (500 in Japan) and takes up 257 Blocks. [4]
Contents [hide]
1 Gameplay
2 Reception
3 References
4 External links
Gameplay[edit]
Based on competitive eating contests held by Major League Eating, the game features eleven competitive eating professionals to compete against including Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, Tim Janus, Patrick Bertoletti, Crazy Legs Conti, Sonya Thomas, Rich LeFevre and Juliet Lee,[5] as well as a Kodiak bear.[6] The Japanese release replaces LeFevre and Lee with Japanese competitive eaters Noboyuki Shirota and Hatsuyo Sugawara.[3]
Controlled using Wii Remote gestures and likened to a fighting game, Major League Eating: The Game allows players to unleash special moves on their opponents. Players progress through a number of increasingly difficult rounds that cover twelve different types of food. Along with the single-player campaign and a competitive two-player mode, the game also features online play and leaderboards.[7]
The developers have cited Street Fighter II, Street Fighter Alpha and Mario Kart as influences on the game.[8]
Reception[edit]
WiiWare World gave the game a 6 out of 10, stating the game is a "unique blend of concepts wrapped around a somewhat distasteful premise and vulgar humour". They felt the gameplay was repetitive and that the use of power-ups during gameplay somewhat spoiled the core mechanic of the game, which they otherwise found to be "surprisingly fun".[9] However IGN was more negative, giving the game a 3.5/10 and calling it "another clunky, ugly Wii game that consists of waving your arms around looking like a jackass".[10]
Despite this, MTV Multiplayer said that players "might not want to write off Major League Eating: The Game too quickly. Sure, it’s a game based entirely on eating, but it is actually surprisingly fun to virtually scarf down quantities of food so large that the average human body would most likely not be able to digest." [11]
References[edit]
Jump up ^ Competitive eating to make its debut in video game form
Jump up ^ USA WiiWare Update: Major League Eating
^ Jump up to: a b Major League Eating Coming to Japan, With New Characters
Jump up ^ WiiWare World - Major League Eating
Jump up ^ Prepare To Eat Until You Belch On Monday
Jump up ^ Major League Eating: Kodiak Bear Unleashed
Jump up ^ Joystiq hands-on: Major League Eating: The Game (WiiWare)
Jump up ^ Major League Eating: The Game: The Interview
Jump up ^ Major League Eating: The Game (WiiWare) Review
Jump up ^ IGN: Major League Eating: The Game Review
Jump up ^ Digest ‘120 Seconds’ Worth Of ‘Major League Eating: The Game’
External links[edit]
Official website
Categories: 2008 video gamesAction video gamesCompetitive eatingNintendo Wi-Fi Connection gamesWii gamesWii-only gamesWiiWare gamesWii Wi-Fi games

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.moe

quote:

The domain name moe is a top-level domain (TLD) in the Domain Name System of the Internet. Its name comes from the Japanese slang word moe, indicating its intended purpose in the marketing of products or services deemed moe.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_TaleSpin_episodes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Geographic_issues

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability


quote:

The common theme in the notability guidelines is that there must be verifiable, objective evidence that the subject has received significant attention from independent sources to support a claim of notability. The absence of citations in an article (as distinct from the non-existence of sources) does not indicate that the subject is not notable.

No subject is automatically or inherently notable merely because it exists: The evidence must show the topic has gained significant independent coverage or recognition, and that this was not a mere short-term interest, nor a result of promotional activity or indiscriminate publicity, nor is the topic unsuitable for any other reason. Sources of evidence include recognized peer reviewed publications, credible and authoritative books, reputable media sources, and other reliable sources generally.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

apparently star citizens is the spiritual descendent of a game played by a handful of bbs members 30 years ago


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/trade_wars_2002

quote:

Ships allow traders to travel from sector to sector, transporting products and fighters. Each ship type has different attributes, such as speed, combat specifications and equipment it can carry. In addition, the Ferrengi have four ship types that can be acquired by attacking and capturing them.

Trading efficiency, or TE, is a factor for comparing the overall ability of different ship types to use turns effectively. The Merchant Freighter is the most efficient in a "stock edit" (default ship setup), having a TE of 100. Trading efficiency takes into consideration:

"Gross trading capacity," the number of holds divided by the number of turns it takes to move to the next sector.
Turns used at the beginning of each session, traveling to the first trading port.
Turns used to move to a new trading pair, once a particular pair of ports has been drained. Ships with many holds lose some of their efficiency because they empty out the ports in only a few round trips and must move on to another pair much more often, thereby wasting a greater percentage of their total turns.
Turns used to travel back home from the last trading pair of the day. T-warp ships gain a small advantage here.
A ship's safety rating represents its ability to withstand attack. It is calculated using the total fighters plus shields, multiplied by the ship's odds. This rating is equal to the number of fighters it will take to destroy a fully loaded ship of this type, assuming an attacking ship with 1:1 odds. The Imperial StarShip, for instance, has 50,000 fighters, 2,000 shields, and combat odds of 1.5:1, giving it a Safety Rating of 78,000. This makes it a much safer ship than its closest competitor, the Corporate Flagship (Safety Rating: 25,800).

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Criticism

The krav maga for its peculiarity of being a combat system that does not provide free sparring is subject to strong criticism by many fighters of other martial disciplines where you fight full contact against an uncooperative opponent. In addition, the MMA (born in Brazil and originally called Vale Tudo which were compared fighters of different styles to find the martial art or combat sport actually more effective) have managed to expose the scam that is the martial arts that make believe that we can learn to defend themselves without a fight ever. The first competitions of MMA (where you fought with bare fists and with more permissive rules than today) showed that all the martial arts that do not include sports competitions (such as krav maga) are completely ineffective in a real fight for the principle: "Without a fight you can not learn to fight." There was in fact an absolute rule of martial arts and combat sports that involve sports competitions (Wrestling, Grappling, brazilian jiu-jitsu, Brazilian luta livre, sambo, judo, sanda, muay thai, kick boxing, boxing, karate kumite, etc. ...) respect to the martial arts that do not include sports competitions (source: https://www.figmma.it ).


I was honestly surprised to see this kind of thing in an article about something that's a household name.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromegaly#Notable_cases posted:

Dalip Singh Rana a/k/a The Great Khali, professional wrestler, actor, former police officer, 2.16 m (7 ft 1 in).
William R. Golden, a certified public accountant from Roswell, New Mexico was one of the first people treated with massive doses of the psychotropic drug Bromocriptine (parlodel) in the 1980s. Golden volunteered to be treated with the drug which was, at the time, only approved for people in the later stages of Parkinson's disease. Complications including nausea, hallucinations and changes to photo receptors indicated use of the drug at lower levels. Post remission complications included amnesia, confusion, depression, a weakened immune system and rapid-onset (Type II) insulin-dependent diabetes. However, the overall success of his treatment led to extensive use of the drug to this day. 2 m (6 ft 7 in)
Rondo Hatton, character horror actor in the 1930s and 1940s[10]
Richard Kiel, actor; "Jaws" from two James Bond movies and Mr. Larson in Happy Gilmore.[11] He grew up to 7 ft 1½ in, but was slightly under 7 ft in his later years due to age and injury.
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, was debated at several occasions to have Marfan's syndrome and also acromegaly.[12][13]
Cornelius Magrath, known as The Irish Giant.
Maximinus I, Roman Emperor from 235 to 238.
James McLeay, professional SANFL player, suffers from low grade acromegaly, 2.1 m, 120 kilograms.[14]
Pío Pico, the last Mexican Governor of California (1801–1894), manifested acromegaly without gigantism between at least 1847 and 1858. Some time after 1858 signs of the growth hormone-producing tumor disappeared along with all the secondary effects the tumor had caused in him. He looked normal in his 90's.[15] His remarkable recovery is likely an example of spontaneous selective pituitary tumor apoplexy.[16]
Anthony Robbins, motivational speaker.
Paul Benedict, played Harry Bentley in The Jeffersons
André the Giant (born André Rousimoff), professional wrestler and actor[17][18] 2.13 m (7') tall after back surgery; his original wrestling stats listed him at 2.23 m (7'4"). He died at the age of 46 and weighed 520 pounds (240 kg). (He chose not to be treated and died from cardiac complications of the disease.)
Antonio Silva, mixed martial artist, currently competing at heavyweight in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Silva stands at 6'4" and weighs in for fights at 264 lbs.
Sir Archibald Levin Smith, British judge.[19]
Carel Struycken, Dutch actor, 2.13m (7'0").[20]
Maurice Tillet, "The French Angel", professional wrestler 1940s
Paul Wight, professional wrestler, also known by the ring names "Big Show" and, earlier in his career, "The Giant." Stands 7' or 2.1 m.[21] Wight underwent surgery on his pituitary gland in the early 1990s, which halted the progress of the condition.
John Bloom[22] actor; best known for his role in Bachelor Party as Milt, the Indian pimp's enforcer and bodyguard.
Neil McCarthy, classic British actor, known for his craggy looks, died of motor neurone disease.
The Great Khali, Punjabi WWE Wrestler He is 7 feet 1 inches and has some deformations on his face

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Cultural references

In the video game Drakkhen for Super NES, there are merchants called Bonhommes. They appear as friars dressed in green, accompanied with chanting voices.[6]

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

your name and avatar make my peepee hurt

thanks. your old one made me think of magic cards from 20 years ago (A good thing).

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Woman_Posing_in_Abandoned_Site.png

code:
File usage
The following pages on the English Wikipedia link to this file (pages on other projects are not listed):

    Porn 2.0


be careful with uploading anything remotely sexual to flickr, y'all

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaplOI_Gg

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Culture

Einstürzende Neubauten, a German industrial music group
En or Ann, an antagonist from the Makaiju episodes of the Sailor Moon anime series

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

In the video game Shadow Hearts one of the characters is able to use a book bound from human skin as a weapon.[13]
The video game "Assassin's Creed Unity" features the practice of binding books in human skins in a mission set in 18th Century Franciade.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


Sitcoms
Main article: List of sitcoms notable for negative reception

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Jimmy Buffett's "Turning Around" plays during the closing credits. It is also played when the Chesters are fixing up the Barnacle. The movie soundtrack is the only place to find this song, and also YouTube.

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

The phrase "sea shanty" carries a similar redundancy to that of the phrases "ATM machine" or "chai tea", in that the word "shanty" alone already conveys the meaning of a sea-related work song. During the 1920s, the phrase came into regular use by lay commentators,[20] though it was not documented in use by sailors themselves, nor has it been used by knowledgeable authors on the subject such as Stan Hugill. The term "sea shanty/chantey" has become a staple of popular usage, where it helps to disambiguate the work song genre from other meanings of the word "shanty."

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

Attitudes hardened with the very widespread availability and use of digital photographic and video technology, most recently camera phones.[2][3][4] Such technology was also being used to record upskirt and downblouse images for uploading onto the internet. Specialist websites came into existence where people could share such images, and terms such as "upskirt", "downblouse" and "nipple dress" (i.e., when an erect nipple is evident through the material of a woman's dress) came into use. Of particular concern were images of minors and of people who could be identified. Celebrities were popular victims of such efforts. Issues of privacy and reputation began to be raised.

The creation and viewing of this type of image came increasingly to be described as forms of voyeurism and pornography. This was not that most of such images were sexual in nature, with most of them being quite innocent by themselves, but because of their association with the nature of the website on which they were posted and because of the size of the collections.[5]

Upskirt photos can be made in a variety of situations, such as when a woman is ascending stairs or getting out of a car or just sitting on a park bench; and downblouse photos can similarly be made in many innocent situations.[clarification needed]


The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


Pages in category "Dungeons & Dragons deities"

The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 387 total. This list may not reflect recent changes (learn more).


Holy loly

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012


Hot Tuna was a line from an "I Love Lucy" episode called "Deep Sea Fishing" -about 8 mins in- 11/19/1956

The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

For more than a decade, volunteers have compiled countless facts and contributed millions of hours to build Wikipedia. Photographers have donated hundreds of thousands of photos to illustrate the articles.

The reason Wikipedia can freely depict public spaces in most of the countries in the European Union is that we enjoy full Freedom of Panorama. This is an exception to copyright that allows people to make and use photographs of public spaces without restriction, while at the same time protecting the architect's or visual artist's rights.


Now, the free use of many of these images is in danger by a proposal in the European Parliament. If the restrictive text accepted by the Legal Affairs Committee is adopted in the course of the upcoming EU legislative procedure on copyright reform, hundreds of thousands of images on Wikipedia would no longer be free and thus would no longer belong in Wikipedia. Read more →


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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Beard_%28American_actor%29

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