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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

quote:

For example, in the late 2000s, the U.S. Navy tested a railgun that accelerates a 3.2 kg (7 pound) projectile to approximately 2.4 kilometres per second (5,400 mph).[4] They gave the project the Latin motto "Velocitas Eradico," which they translate as "I, speed, eradicate". The motto is currently under debate in the railgun community and among Latin scholars. [5]

thanks wiki

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deseret

Wikipedia posted:

- State of Deseret, provisional state of the United States, proposed in 1849 by Mormon settlers in Salt Lake City
...
- Deseret, fictional breakaway state several times proclaimed by Mormon rebels and suppressed by US troops, in Harry Turtledove's alternate history Southern Victory Series

Thanks

fakeedit: holy poo poo, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Victory_Series is ten thousand loving words

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Appomattox_Court_House : 3000 words

e: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States : 9000 words

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Some recent science fiction and comedy films have featured minor female characters with one or more additional breasts: The Warrior and the Sorceress (four breasts); Total Recall (three breasts); Star Trek V (three breasts); Earth Girls Are Easy (four breasts); Firecracker (three breasts); Flesh Gordon 2 (more than four breasts, but just on a sign); Good Luck Chuck (three breasts); Dumb and Dumberer (three breasts); Silence of the Hams (three breasts); Necropolis (six breasts); Paul (three breasts); and Return of the Jedi (six breasts)(the Askajian).

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

legitimately the only acceptable use for a body pillow?

j/k there are no acceptable uses for a body pillow

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off


pretty much everything about this

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Komojo posted:

Stercobilin is a tetrapyrrolic bile pigment and is one end-product of heme catabolism.[1][2] It is the chemical responsible for the brown color of human fecal material[1]

seriousposting time: I have literally never, in my life, wondered why poop was brown

but now I know I guess!

thanks wikipedia

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
The Local on the 8s or Local Forecast is the portion of programming where viewers see current weather conditions and local weather forecasts for their respective area on The Weather Channel in the United States. The name comes from the timing of the segment, as the times it airs end in "8" (such as 9:18, 9:28, etc.) and because of the timing of the segment, "Local on the 8s" airs in ten minute intervals.

Before the implementation took place in mid-1995, the forecast was seen either every five minutes or 8 times an hour at various times (more in the morning and less at night). The name was introduced on April 21, 1996 to coincide with a sweeping revamp of the channel's presentation.[1] The Weather Channel filed for a trademark on the name on June 24, 1997.[2] The name has caused confusion in the New York area with CBS Corporation properties WCBS-TV and WCBS AM, as the properties use a similar slogan, "traffic and weather on the 8s".

Despite the name, the segment occasionally airs at times that do not end in "8" (such as 9:27, 9:57, etc., usually no more than two minutes before the "8"s in an hour), particularly during original long-form programming and weekday morning forecast programs Wake Up with Al and Day Planner.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Also, this

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

for a 'fun' time, click play on all of them in quick succession

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Sagebrush posted:

why won't it stop

I don't know

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Yodzilla posted:

why does this exist

you already know the answer

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Another plan: Start a new country. This is a dream of mine. We, as bronies and other excellent individuals who share our righteous views, start a country free of copyright abuse. One where copyrights can only be held by individuals for 10 years, and by corporations for 1. No exceptions. It will not be infringement for an individual who does not have the power of a corporation to use a corporation's content. Any corporation found trying to bully smaller parties in the manner Hasbro is so accustomed to will be fined half of their net worth every infraction. Anyone who is part of a glorious pony content-creating team such as that of Fighting is Magic will be paid by the government to do their work. Clop will be on billboards, research into robotic pony AIs will be effected, and the national anthem will be a collage of all great pony songs. Any previous members of the staff of the show (NOT Hasbro) will be welcome to come to our great country to continue their work. Direct employees of Hasbro or their legal team will be persona non grata. Anyone involved with Hasbro's wanton abuse of its previous beneficiaries, us generous and extraordinary bronies, if found in our borders will be in prison for at least 5 years before being sent back to their home country with a robotic tail attached to them. Our space program will etch Luna's visage into the moon.

once again, I cannot distinguish sincerity from parody

particularly the bit where they suggest putting beastiality-porn on billboards is setting off both 'parody' and 'horrifying sincerity' detectors simultaneously

basically

TOOT BOOT posted:

cool a black hole of self awareness

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

syscall girl posted:

don't have much to say? need to pad something out? start listing things for no real reason

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

lists all the way down

I love that 'article' but the tragic thing is that most of the lists of lists are just two or three lists long

more like disambiguation pages really I.M.H.O. :(

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

PleasingFungus posted:

I love that 'article' but the tragic thing is that most of the lists of lists are just two or three lists long

more like disambiguation pages really I.M.H.O. :(

Also someone made a "list of lists of lists of lists" but it got deleted :( :( :(

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


archive 8 is literally tens of thousands of words about the title
they proposed creating an article titled "Grammatical and orthographical interpretations of the movie title Star Trek Into Darkness"

you did it

you finally found it

the most worthless thing on wikipedia

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

There also exists a DIY community experimenting with teledildonics, centered on opendildonics.org, the Slashdong blog and the Arse Elektronika conference.

this is a field that has a precise sense of its own importance

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

yes that certainly is interesting. please kill you are self now thanks.

melf the magic elf, never forget

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

quote:

The Wikipedia community is not healthy right now. Administrators who do their job properly are regularly harassed in public forums. The number of active admins is declining, and there are few replacements, since RFA is now viewed as hell week. Meanwhile, there are plenty of newbie users who take on more than they have the knowledge to do so, inappropriately declining requests that should be handled by admins, or performing improper FAC/FLC/GAN nominations or reviews. People try and reinvent the wheel, proposing outlandish ideas, and refuse to listen when they are told no repeatedly (WP:IDHT). ArbCom and the FA process are regularly slammed for being authoritarian and for doing their jobs. Civility is not enforced, and those who are given civility blocks have them quickly undone by friendly admins.

As an administrator and as one who is familiar with Wikipedia processes, I take on the role of participating in site-wide discussions that could impact the road projects. I also work to keep the chaos out of the road projects, so that road editors can build high-quality articles without distractions. A healthy Wikipedia benefits the road projects greatly.

God bless *salutes*

Real Wikipedia Heroes

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Robot

quote:

Gay Robot was originally a comedy skit on Adam Sandler's fifth album, Shh...Don't Tell.[1] In the sketch, a group of friends are watching football when the neighbor calls to let them know that his invention, Gay Robot, is coming over.[2] Gay Robot is very good with football statistics and is very horny because he does not know any other gay guys.[2] The sketch consists of Gay Robot constantly trying to entice the others into gay sex with him.[3]

...

In 2011 Duke Nukem was revealed to have planned for a gay robot sidekick, Randy Pitchford, the "Gearbox boss" stated at a BAFTA event, "Sexuality is part of the Duke personality", explaining that the original idea behind the sidekick was "to explore how Duke would relate to a peer that might have a different sexual orientation."[28][29]

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Darkspore&diff=545329471&oldid=545317122

pity it'll be reverted in a few hours

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

duTrieux. posted:

latin is a surprisingly filthy language

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

e:

quote:

The term pedicare is a transitive verb, meaning to "insert one's penis into another person's anus",[27] and derives from an analogous Greek word, παιδικω, itself derived ultimately from the Greek word παις, παιδος (child).

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

that's shown up in this thread before, but butt_chart.jpg will always have a place here

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Call Now posted:

Wait do the german people hate german people now or are those immigrants

'gently caress you, dad german nationalism'

they're really pro-israel because they're completely immune to irony

it's a Far Left thing

tangentially related:



caption: "Sign of antifascist resistance"

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
I know it's black-on-black, I just don't care enough to fix it

PleasingFungus fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Apr 5, 2013

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
someone thought that was a good logo

e: HUMAN

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


mras are bad at logos

your logo look like a fart

from a butt

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

prefect posted:

gently caress those non-human men. no rights for them

i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a nod to the whole mra "HUMAN rights, not WOMEN's rights" thing

your way is better though

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Marshall

quote:

Grand Marshal often appears as a rank in science fiction sources, often in space or star fleets whose size requires a rank above such other titles as Surface Marshal and Fleet Admiral. Among Grand Marshal science fiction equivalents include:

Grand Marshal: The 14th and highest PvP honor rank of the Alliance in World of Warcraft.
Grand Marshal: A rank held by Imperial Guard officers in the Warhammer 40,000 universe. It seems to be assigned to officers who command the armed forces of an entire planet. It is inferior to Lord Commander Militant.
Grand Marshal: Highest conjectural rank of the TIE fighter forces in the universe of Star Wars, equivalent to a Grand Admiral. This assumes that the TIE fighter forces are a separate branch of service from the Imperial Navy.

I rearranged it so the worst one is last but they're all really bad

thanks, wikipedia !!!

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Mellorine is a lower cost alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of butterfat. It can be made from both animal fat and vegetable fat.

Mellorine is produced by freezing, while stirring a pasteurized mix of milk-derived nonfat solids and animal or vegetable fat (or both). Afterward, it is battered by a carbohydrate sweetener and the addition of flavouring ingredients.

There is also a pun regarding this in the manga and anime series One Piece - Sanji will refer to female characters he likes (for example, Nami and Robin) as Mellorine.


that's the entire article

...but what's the pun?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
So one of them claims that all transsexuals are sexually obsessed with the images of themselves as women; and the other claims that all paraphilias (i.e., pedophilia) are part of the normal range of human sexual expression. Both of them have made their names by getting in huge public fights, particularly with each other.

I am shocked that these two kind & well-adjusted individuals would cause any trouble, particularly within the hallowed halls of Wikipedia!

(The 'arbitration' is indeed hilarious, though.)

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America:_A_Call_to_Greatness#Plot

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_names_for_the_biblical_nameless

quote:

Man who offered Jesus vinegar

Name: Stephaton
Source: Codex Egberti, 10th century
Appears in the Bible at: Matthew 27:48, Mark 15:36, & John 19:29–19:30

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

idgi

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F...er_Dragon.ogv

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Cold on a Cob posted:

oh here's a thing that's kinda neat

http://rcmap.hatnote.com/#en

quote:

Someone in Balmont (Rhône-Alpes, France) edited "List of disability-related terms with negative connotations" (en)

lotta shame right there.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
The Supreme Court of the United States is split on whether a possessive singular noun that ends with s should always have an additional s after the apostrophe, sometimes have an additional s after the apostrophe (for instance, based on whether the final sound of the original word is pronounced /s/ or /z/), or never have an additional s after the apostrophe. The informal majority view (5–4, based on past writings of the justices) has favoured the additional s, but a strong minority disagrees.[30]

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_the_Musical_cast_lists

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

our wikipedia admin reverted it

but not the $?

a shameful admin

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