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Lutha Mahtin posted:

like this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_Haircut

never knew what this was called, neat

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 19:35

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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 16:44

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In Canada, the Weights and Measures Act (R.S. 1985), which has the laws in English and French printed side-by-side, defines a pint in English as 1/8 of a gallon, but defines a pinte in French as 1/4 of a gallon.[10] Thus, if you speak English and order "a pint of beer", servers are legally required to serve you 568 ml of beer,[11] but if you speak French and order "une pinte de bière", they are legally required to serve an Imperial quart (une pinte), which is 1136 ml—twice as much.[12] To order an Imperial pint when speaking French in Canada, one must instead order une chopine de bière[13].

:thunk:

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 02:38

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graph posted:

you are thE worst postEr in this ENtire subforum

dsyp

# ¿ May 20, 2020 20:33

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prefect posted:

At the Strings 1998 conference in Santa Barbara about string theory, shortly after the publication of the paper "Anti De Sitter Space And Holography" by Edward Witten, Jeffrey A. Harvey composed a parody song "The Maldecena" about the Holographic principle.[151][152]

thanks i have the malaguena stuck in my head now

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 20:49

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polyester concept posted:

i refuse to divorce my fishwife boops boops

i get this joke

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 03:22

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nobody drinks that much and stays that skinny without plenty of cigarettes and adderall

# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 05:50

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Roko's basilisk was referenced in Canadian musician Grimes's music video for her 2015 song "Flesh Without Blood" through a character named "Rococo Basilisk" who was described by Grimes as "doomed to be eternally tortured by an artificial intelligence, but she's also kind of like Marie Antoinette." After thinking of this pun and finding that Grimes had already made this pun, Elon Musk contacted Grimes, which led to them dating.[13][14]

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 06:08

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Parahexavoctal posted:

EEYYAAAHH! – pyrokinesis
AHHRRRRRR! – force field
OYYUUUUUU! – teleportation
ARRRRHHHH! – explosions
ZZZRRRUUGGHH! – telekinesis
UIUUIEEEE! – transmutation
ARRREEEEG! – weather manipulation
IRRRRWWWW! – plant manipulation
CCCIIIRRR! – vertigo
RRRYYYY! – wind manipulation
WHEEEEW! – retrocognition

fus ro dah not listed, voted 3

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 05:45

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WELL ALLOW ME TO REMORT

# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 05:27

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carry on then posted:

but for a brief moment, the libs were owned. triggered, even.

your posting mission is complete, now you can finally log off

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 02:48

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AnoHito posted:

a sentence with se
venteen syllables is not
a loving haiku

haiku so easy
just count up the syllables
thank you japanese

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 05:52

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orgasms in japan happen sideways

# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 06:23

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Tweezer Reprise posted:

i'm turning my monitor on don't worry

the starter
it destroyed its tub
yes
YES
the starter is out

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 04:21

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Acoustic Kitty is a CIA project launched by the Central Intelligence Agency Directorate of Science & Technology, which in the 1960s intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. In an hour-long procedure a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.[1]

This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.[2] Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, said Project Acoustic Kitty cost about $20 million.[3]

The first Acoustic Kitty mission was to eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately.[4]

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 07:06

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P is stored on the nuts

# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 20:30

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Sagebrush posted:

_{_LA}T^{E^X} is an engineer's idea of good typography, which is like how elon musk is a stupid person's idea of a smart person.

it is L^AT_EX :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 05:24

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and it's pronounced lah-tech where the ch in tech is throaty like you're saying chanukah

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 05:26

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shibboleth

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 05:46

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The characters 'T', 'E', and 'X' in the name come from the Greek capital letters tau, epsilon, and chi, as the name of TeX derives from the Ancient Greek: τέχνη ('skill', 'art', 'technique'); for this reason, TeX's creator Donald Knuth promotes its pronunciation as /tɛx/ (tekh)[16] (that is, with a voiceless velar fricative as in Modern Greek, similar to the ch in loch). Lamport remarks that "TeX is usually pronounced tech, making lah-tech, lah-tech, and lay-tech the logical choices; but language is not always logical, so lay-tecks is also possible."[17]

thread-relevant content itp

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 06:04

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leave it to academia to come up with poo poo like this

the typography tho, it's great tho

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 06:12

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latex resume is an excellent way to stand out as a nerd amongst nerds

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 06:16

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omg, both

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 06:21

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haveblue posted:

sometimes I prefer to wear a shirt, own a cat, visit japan, etc

can't smoke weed in japan :mad:

# ¿ May 27, 2022 05:29

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third waypoint, midnight plane
destination: bangor, maine

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 22:36

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carry on then posted:

Not to be confused with California.

not to be confused with an actual post, by an actual poster, about anything

# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 05:42

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801, ~~bob~~ drew

# ¿ Jul 23, 2022 04:37

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Shaggar posted:

vessels to bear the name Enterprise

ok new game show, like jeopardy but the prompt is the wiki toc and you have to guess the article name

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 02:14

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The first computer to use postfix notation, though it long remained essentially unknown outside of Germany, was Konrad Zuse's Z3 in 1941[7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][excessive citations]

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 07:11

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i mean, it's true, the torah literally forbids it, why do you think the orthodox jews look how they do

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 06:36

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haveblue posted:

the best judaism hack is still the eruv

problem: god has decreed that you cannot do certain things outside of your home on the sabbath

solution: redefine "home" to cover the entire neighborhood, go hog wild

you are missing the best part which is how they actually accomplish this. what defines the inside of your home? why, the walls that enclose it, of course. so if the neighborhood were walled, you could consider it as one large home. now that neighborhood wall, surely it would need at least one gate, so that people can enter and leave. well, what if we made the entire wall out of gates? that is, we will string up a high wire on poles so that it encloses the neighborhood. the poles are the only "wall" parts of the wall. everywhere else is a gate. mission accomplished

god loves it when you rules-lawyer him like this. but what if some rear end in a top hat gets up on a ladder and cuts the wire? now the wall is broken, and you are violating god's law. so you better believe they check before each sabbath!

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 18:36

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goblin week posted:

i'd send them to hell if they tried this at me

jews don't really believe in hell. there is some discussion of the afterlife in jewish mysticism, but none of the fire and brimstone eternal torture stuff. then again, you don't get 72 virgins in heaven either. the reward for doing a mitzvah is... getting to do the mitzvah. you follow the jewish laws because you're a jew, and that's what jews do

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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 16:44

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goblin week posted:

if you try to be a rules lawyer on the forums you get banned and god is the most despotic mod of all

echinopsis posted:

if I was a god I would simply not have any loopholes in my religion

Beeftweeter posted:

i would simply smite anyone that tried to rules lawyer me

do you really suppose that they didn't think of this? you see, according to the torah, we humans were made in god's image. even the text shows it: god is like us, he has similar mischievous impulses. he gave us laws to follow, but he also gave us this big brain, and it pleases him to see us use it well

that's right: they rules-lawyered rules-lawyering

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 05:58

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