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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
why would anyone ever need this information ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_postal_employees

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
love the wikipedia on cattes

some felines i forgot about:

ocelot
serval
lynx

post some other pro species of cats one might forget about

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

oh godi just realized none of us actually like macs its just that the OS is named after cattes

also failed atari consoles (all of them)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor

Computational humor is a branch of computational linguistics and artificial intelligence which uses computers in humor research. It is not to be confused with computer humor (i.e., jokes about computers, programmers, users, and computing).

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
nah I'm 53 and i find it hilarious

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

dooTrieux posted:

"my rear end in a top hat... ruined!"

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aglet

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
i went to a completely terrible high school and i still got a better education than my friends in private school who had to take a "religion" class to graduate

also i knew a private school teacher, he made literally 11 dollars an hour and had no benefits or retirement

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Shaggar posted:

this but the opposite. unions exist to keep the worst scum employed and to steal from those who are capable

yeah just look at germany with their incredible union rate but their productivity and economy is poo poo

oh wait

oh hey how about going to work in states with less than 6% union membership like georgia. i sure hear all my friends saying they can't wait to move to georgia for employment! not, borat 2009 etc etc

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Shaggar posted:

yes. they might as well serve some purpose aside from draining resources

yeah that 12 dollars a week in union dues is really killing me shaggar

you know the whole thing that makes sure i'm not replaced by some 18 year old whose willing to do my job for 8 bucks an hour causing me to lose my home and further making GBS threads up the economy

please dont vote shaggar, i beg of you

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
go get your shine box, henry

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Tit

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
so im reading this wikipedia article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders

about the ridiculously horrific connecticuit home invasion/family murder; it took place pretty recently, in 2007.

anyway, the :spergin: , especially because it's a story about a family being murdered, is :wtf: in this one:

quote:

According to Hayes' confession, the two men planned to rob the house and flee the scene with the family bound and unharmed. Hayes attributed the outcome of the spree to a change in their plan. Upon their early morning arrival, they found William Petit sleeping on a couch on the porch.[8] With a bat Komisarjevsky had found in the yard, he bludgeoned William and then restrained him in the basement at gun point. The children and their mother were each bound and locked in their respective rooms. Hayes says he and Komisarjevsky were not satisfied with their haul, and that a bankbook was found which had an available balance. According to Hayes' confession, the two men planned to rob the house and flee the scene with the family bound and unharmed. Hayes attributed the outcome of the spree to a change in their plan. Upon their early morning arrival, they found William Petit sleeping on a couch on the porch.[8] With a bat Komisarjevsky had found in the yard, he bludgeoned William and then restrained him in the basement at gun point. The children and their mother were each bound and locked in their respective rooms. Hayes says he and Komisarjevsky were not satisfied with their haul, and that a bankbook was found which had an available balance. Hayes convinced Jennifer to withdraw $15,000 ($16812.71 when adjusted for inflation) from her line of credit.[1][9] A gas station's video surveillance shows Hayes purchasing $10 ($11.21 when adjusted for inflation) worth of gasoline in two cans he had taken from the Petit home. After returning to the house, and unloading the gas, he took her to the bank. The prosecution later entered this as evidence of premeditation.[10] from her line of credit.[1][9] A gas station's video surveillance shows Hayes purchasing $10 ($11.21 when adjusted for inflation) worth of gasoline in two cans he had taken from the Petit home. After returning to the house, and unloading the gas, he took her to the bank. The prosecution later entered this as evidence of premeditation.[10]

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
in 2011, before being shoved into a microwave to be killed live via the serial killer's youtube show, margie jones placed 25 cents (25.61 cents adjusted for inflation) into a vending machine before the serial killer kidnapped her for his evening ritual

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 23, 2013

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
its a little nicer knowing there's a code that automatically adjusts the inflation and and its not just some kid searching all articles to adjust dollar amounts for horrific crimes that took place like 24 loving months ago, but it's still pretty drat spergy

if you wanna do inflation adjustments when the dollar amount robbed was extremely relevant for atrocities from, i dunno, before 1980, that makes a bit more sense but cmon

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Mar 23, 2013

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Bucks

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
not exactly wikipedia but i found this on thesaurus.com

http://thesaurus.com/browse/idiot?s=t

Notes: an idiot is a stupid person with a mental age below three years, while a moron is a stupid person with a mental age of between seven to twelve years

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted%27s_Excellent_Cereal

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Sham bam bamina! posted:

not worthless, not worthless at all :laugh:

was more out of amazement that "bill and ted's cereal adventure" had its own wikipedia page

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Jimmy Wales flies in and out of a couple times a month, in coach, to visit his 12-year-old daughter, Kira, who is named after the protagonist in Ayn Rand’s anti-communist novel

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
looked up this actress, usually obscure actors don't even get photos in wikipedia, this one is even stranger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Barberi

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

there's still a million other pics of her available with her eyes open

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
WWE News: Former WWE Star Selling Memorabilia at NYC Subway Station

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
thanks Jonny now i have that casio piano music in my head

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
In October 1971, the first two cereals in the line were introduced, Count Chocula (originally called "Dr. Count Chocula") and the strawberry-flavored Franken Berry. In February 1972, Franken Berry cereal included dye that turned some children's feces pink due to an inability to break down the heavily dyed breakfast food, a symptom sometimes referred to as "Frankenberry Stool.""[4][5][6]

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Sep 22, 2013

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

"Frankenberry Stool."

mnc

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Riptor posted:

Under the Characters section of "McDonaldland"

Bernice – A strange creature that was introduced in 1992. She ate inedible things

like mcdonald's food :q:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
lmao at the pic/caption

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Jo_Johnson

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Appearances

MC Ren performs on 11 tracks.
Dr. Dre performs on 11 tracks.
Eazy-E performs on 8 tracks.
DJ Yella performs on 0 tracks.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
is there a "post the thing you can't believe is on Wikipedia but you are glad it is" thread?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOHell

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postage_stamps_and_postal_history_of_Christmas_Island

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Nae Nae
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For the suburb of Lower Hutt, New Zealand, see Naenae.

Watch me Lower Hutt

Okay

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Skat_Kat

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
If you didn't bother clicking, that's a Wikipedia page for the cartoon cat in the Paula Abdul music video from the 80s.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

if you needed to click on that to remember mc skat kat, shame on you

MC Skat Kat is my German porn star name

(I grew up on Skat Street in Northern Leipzig)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_eclipses

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

syscall girl posted:

wow

i am tempted to make an account just to make this a little more comprehensive :spergin:

that ain't good

i only came across it because i went to see Little Shop of Horrors (1986) in theaters last night lol

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messaging_applications_for_Nintendo_game_consoles

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