Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

though i tend to agree on the primacy of mr t, according to that page it seems that both chewbacca and ronald reagan ate my balls at a close second

# ¿ Dec 10, 2012 20:44

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 15:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sweevo posted:

Neosexual is a neologism used to describe a subset of the heterosexual male population. A neosexual relates to a departure from metrosexual, back towards more traditional masculine characteristics. A neosexual is described as "James Bond with a sense of humor".[1]

The traits of a neosexual include:

Masculinity
Debonair bearing
Fit and healthy body
"Handy" around the house, able to fix things, etc.
Sense of humor
Loves to Cook

A neosexual is described as sensitive to his partner's needs without losing his masculinity.[2][3]

what does masculinity mean in this context

because i'm thinking the intention is "masturbates to guy/girl and girl/girl porn and is definitely not gay"

# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 01:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

my favorite is when i have to put in -[synonym] x a billion to keep google from giving me pages and pages of almost-right results that i have no use for. no way to turn it off and it's the most retarded patronizing bullshit.

i run into this with queries featuring "negative"

damnit google i want negative pressure pump manufacturers, not no pressure pumps wtf

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 23:12

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

that awful man posted:

it's gbs

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 16:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

they're kinda like deformed skettios

# ¿ Feb 3, 2013 12:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

why sure, let me go put clothes on for bed YOUR MAJESTY

# ¿ Feb 7, 2013 22:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

"Intelligence Quotient (IQ) and Browser Usage" was a hoax study allegedly released by a Canadian company called AptiQuant Psychometric Consulting Co. on July 26, 2011, that claimed to have correlated the IQs of 100,000 internet users with which web browsers they used.[1][2] Its claims that users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer had lower IQs than users of other browsers was widely covered in the media, and its revelation as a hoax was widely cited as an example of the weaknesses of the media.[3] The speed with which the story was reported was also alleged by some to be indicative of anti-Microsoft bias.[4]

The hoax was arranged by Tarandeep Gill, a web developer from Vancouver, British Columbia.[5] He claimed it was to raise awareness of the outdated nature of earlier versions of Internet Explorer that still have significant market share.[6][7]

It came amid a wave of other negative coverage of earlier versions of Internet Explorer.[8]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_Quotient_(IQ)_and_Browser_Usage

# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 17:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

i was going to suggest that in fact it just shows that mr. tarandeep gill uses opera and has a mildly above average (certainly self- or online-calculated) iq

are you implying that the spark.com iq test was innaccurate or something

next you'll be telling me that my calculated superpower preference wouldn't be x-ray vision

# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 23:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

She began her career in 1993 as a nude model for Playboy magazine and was later named their Playmate of the Year. McCarthy then parlayed her Playboy fame into a television and film acting career. More recently, she has written books about parenting, and has become an activist promoting research into environmental causes and alternative biomedical treatments for autism.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 23:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

now write bitch on your forehead

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 00:41

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Lutha Mahtin posted:

why isnt that the pic for that article already

remember when gang signs changed every few hours to some other dumbass before they locked it

people were probably replacing the pictures of genitals with their own back then too

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 04:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

aw yea tear dat pussy UP

# ¿ Feb 21, 2013 17:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

after a hard rain

# ¿ Feb 21, 2013 22:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

caring for their retarded obese disabled relative who refuses to move out of arkansas

tear them away from yourself as you would a defective circuit

go ahead, johnny! we won't stop you!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 22:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

unusual, you say? but live-action-and-animation-hybrids-where-the-animated-characters-are-tiny-and-live-inside-the-live-action-characters is such a popular genre

cool world had animated characters inside of the live action ones

and vice versa

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 07:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the puzzle ribbon for autism awareness seems a little cruel

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 18:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

to be honest i think roads are pretty cool even if i'm not spergin' out about them. you got inca and roman roads, you got endless desert highways, you got roads that go over bridges and through woods and poo poo. they also lend themselves well to all kinds of romanticism, especially in .

the last med student party i went to, after hearing some boring poo poo about the minutia of rotation scheduling, i spent like 15 minutes ranting about how roadway striping & signage is deceptively small from inside of a vehicle and the fascinating design choices you have to make for humans moving at 60 mph

i might as well have been talking about hot mix asphalt design and aggregate grading tests for how absolutely uninterested they were

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 23:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hey, if i gotta hear you sperg about how my spleen works or some poo poo you better believe i'm gonna sperg right back about how things that actually matter to society work, like roadway design

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 23:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Male bra � also known as a compression bra, compression vest, gynecomastia vest, manssiere or "bro" � refers to brassieres that are worn by men. Adolescent boys and middle-aged men sometimes develop breasts[1][2] and the estimates of those with the condition are presented as a range "because the definition of gynecomastia varies and the method of surveying varies."[3] Although there are options for treating gynecomastia,[4] some elect surgery to reduce their breasts or wear a male bra.[1] Male bras typically flatten rather than lift.[5]

Although some bras for men have been developed, they often differ only superficially from their female counterparts.[8][9] There is sometimes no medical necessity for men to wear bras, and the same considerations for and against apply to both genders.[10]

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 23:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Hammerite posted:

things that don't matter to society: people's internal organs

e: though engineerin' > doctorin' is in fact a commonly held view in this field - and we both look down on lawyers

H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 28, 2013

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 23:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i would think it went in beak first but that's not how i see it in my mind's eye

or maybe not unless birds can breathe pussysweat

# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 17:11

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

btw preggo hormones just make your cervix softer and easier for birth - your oval office doesn't get all stretchy or anything

you've gotta do that part yourself

# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 19:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Several studies have been done to assess the reliability of Wikipedia. A notable early study in the journal Nature said that in 2005, Wikipedia scientific articles came close to the level of accuracy in Encyclop�dia Britannica and had a similar rate of "serious errors".[2] The study by Nature was disputed by Encyclop�dia Britannica,[3] and later Nature replied to this refutation with both a formal response and a point-by-point rebuttal of Britannica's main objections.[4] Between 2008 and 2012, articles in medical and scientific fields such as pathology,[5] toxicology,[6] oncology,[7] pharmaceuticals,[8] and psychiatry[9] comparing Wikipedia to professional and peer-reviewed sources found that Wikipedia's depth and coverage were of a high standard. Concerns regarding readability were raised in a study published by the American Society of Clinical Oncology[10] and a study published in Psychological Medicine (2012).[9]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia

that article is enormous

# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 21:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

The song's narrator invites people experiencing problems to either call him on 36-24-36, an actual phone number in Australia at the time, or visit him at his home, at which point he will perform assorted unsavoury acts to resolve said problems. Situations in which he offers assistance include those involving lewd high school headmasters and significant others who are either adulterous or who persistently find fault with their partners. As detailed by the song, the "dirty deeds" performed at low cost include:

Concrete shoes
Cyanide
TNT
Neckties
Contracts
High voltage

# ¿ Apr 14, 2013 00:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Suspicious Dish posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/world/asia/21china.html

quote:

At last count, China�s Wangs were leading with more than 92 million,

# ¿ Apr 15, 2013 22:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

aren't the big clunky ones mostly for ejaculating on anyway

# ¿ Apr 16, 2013 16:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Subject matter

"The Humpty Dance" is a tribute to Humpty's sexual prowess despite his ridiculous appearance.[3] Humpty introduces the appearance theme with the opening line, "I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to," a protest against the uniformity among successful rappers of the time.[4]

In the final verse, Humpty describes the Humpty Dance itself as a loose, easy dance, "like MC Hammer on crack ... Anyone can play this game." The contrast is with the precision dancing in MC Hammer's videos. The song ends with an invitation for people of all races to join in the dance.[5]

# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 16:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

my understanding is that penile fracturing sounds more like a pop

# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 16:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

honestly surprised he didn't work in "accruing generational wealth in the form of hidden gold stores" and a cultivation of general sneakiness

# ¿ May 1, 2013 16:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

goddamnit

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 22:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF

Synonyms
yummy mummy

# ¿ Jul 3, 2013 16:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 00:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 00:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i tried chocolate syrup on a hotdog once

tbf i had a head full of acid at the time

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 02:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

what do you think that lady smells like

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 16:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Improbable Lobster posted:

hyperkalemia

hyperkalemia

hyperkhaleesi

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 03:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

syscall girl posted:

may cause abdominal distress

drat

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 03:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bone saw is rea ady

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 20:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Murder Police (2013)
An American animated sitcom from Fox

Murder Police was going to be an animated television series co-created by Family Guy executive producer David A. Goodman and animator Jason Ruiz. The series is a satire of television cop shows centered on a dedicated but inept detective and his colleagues at a twisted city precinct. It was scheduled to air on Fox in 2014 as a midseason entry.[1] On October 8, 2013, Fox pulled the show without airing a single episode.[2]

# ¿ May 14, 2015 21:15

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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 15:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Snapchat A Titty posted:

irl some idiot moved away cause he got gay neighbors?

when i was a child in the 80s my aunt cut off contact for a bit cause my parents rented out part of the house to a gay dude, and you can catch aids thru the butt skin. she was like "i cannot believe that youre letting a young child grow up next to a homosexual" jokes on her i dont have aids and shes sour day in & day out.

nonono you catch the hivs from sitting on a toilet seat that's still warm after a gay has sat in it

# ¿ May 15, 2015 07:55

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