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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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if you want to see spergs completely destroying humour with over-analysis just read http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_smoke

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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yes do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Suspicious Dish posted:

Sounds to me more like "fuh-hoog-mo-gads"; I definatly hear an "m" sound in there after a "g" when he pronounces it (usually listening to the Everybody To The Limit song). Does the pronunciation at the bottom match the one at the top? Kuronue 02:32, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

When the Visor Robot pronounces it I hear "fuh-hoog-mo-dads" but other than that I have no clue how you could think that.--Bottles98 11:51, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

I think it would be what they suggest but Q's sounds like K's. Could be fuh-hoo-kwuh-gads or something. --Addict 2006 16:19, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

    When the robotic voice pronounces it, it does sound like "fuh-hoog-mo-gads", but Strong Bad pronounces it "fuh-hoo-kwuh-gads", especially at the end of a stanza where he says it "FUH-hoo-kwuh-gads". Excuse the HTML, but it seemed the easiest way for me to show the emphasis. SheeEttin {T/C} 22:54, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

for fucks sake it's obviously "piiiisssss"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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that's not a useless thing though

*right-click, save as "first against the wall.txt"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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not any more it's not, it got taken down because people kept crashing at that roundabout (not because of the sculpture but because people are just loving idiots) so they've removed the roundabout

the sculpture is meant to be going up somewhere nearby but i don't know if they've found a spot for it yet

(in the meantime there are loving massive tailbacks in every direction from the new junction because it turns out roundabouts are a good thing)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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theadder posted:



ya thats a big one i guess and u can move nice and quickly

my brother used to live next to the roundabout that is the basis for that figure, which has been used in every edition of the highway code since the 50s

then he moved to just near this monstrosity



so i stopped visiting him

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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802.11weed posted:

when is it ever worth getting into the inner lanes.

when you're turning right, so you're not stuck behind traffic turning off at earlier exits

it's not hard and fast but the rule of thumb is that if there's three lanes you should be in the inside lane until you've passed the exit three away from your exit, then the middle lane when you're two exits away, then in the outside lane as you get ready to turn off

(it's not hard and fast because a three-lane roundabout will often have two- and three-lane roads leading off it so turning off from the middle or even outside lane is okay, and there will be road markings reflecting that. also fuckwits completely forget how indicators work on roundabouts)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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hubris.height posted:

this is worthless, but will serve to show future generations just how loving stupid we are

should be the wikipedia foundation motto

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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speaking ofi haven't seen fishmech post in a while, has wikipedia gone down?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

File:ZYA1YBb Dr Bronner's Soap - Imgur.jpg
Source
I took the photograph with my cellphone, then uploaded the file to Imgur


...why did they upload to imgur then download it then upload it to wikipedia

because imgur strips exif data and they don't want people to stalk them for daring to take a picture of soap and are too dumb to strip it themselves

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fear_of_Wages

not that the subject is worthless but holy poo poo "hey let's drily explain surrealist humour for page after page"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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want to see microsoft invent a bicycle and see how many brains explode in the pos

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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quote:

Arthur Currie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the Canadian military general. For the DC comics superhero sometimes known as Arthur Curry, see Aquaman.

at least its that way round i suppose

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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i've no idea where else to put this

http://www.gog.com/mix/games_with_nudity

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Miley Virus posted:

this is demonstrably false

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sl8Z5Gyc90

idk if it's that actual chip but sounds like fm synthesis

how the gently caress can you use the word "comfortable" in relation to that?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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Snapchat A Titty posted:

http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonym

Two of the items in the literature/sources section are literally articles from 90s porno mags

oh great now i have dyslexia

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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isn't that where they have that there load-bearing drywall?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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Widdiful posted:

while on the topic of languages the japanese ha is sometimes said wa, i just roll with it but whats the deal with that anyway? could they just not be arsed to change spellings when they got lazy or something?

english speakers should be the last people in the world who complain about that

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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apparently there are chinese girls names that transliterated mean "looking for a little brother" or "also good"

that's all i know about the chinese language and culture

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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Suspicious Dish posted:

What does HP even do anymore? I still haven't figured it out.

gently caress things up mostly

sometimes they piss things down their leg for some variety

oh and sell laptops that still have compaq part numbers on them but have two sets of mouse buttons so they're totally as good as macbooks.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Sweevo posted:

the only people who ever actually use cockney rhyming slang are american tourists and characters in lovely guy richie films

actual cockneys use it all the time just nowhere near as much as everyone else thinks we do

also sometimes it bleeds out into normal english without people knowing and leads to hilarious situations like a character in a childrens tv show called "berk"

berk=berkshire hunt=you work it out

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_%28cat%29

i'm really not sure if this is the worst or the best thing on wikipedia

i think it might somehow be both

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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uncurable mlady posted:

I hadn't really thought that there'd be so many mouse problems in London

make your own oh so topical jokes about rats, politicians, and David Cameron I guess

it's a big city, of course it's got mice and rats (and loving foxes, and the squirrels in green park just down the road from downing street have been known to attack people)

also ten downing street is a crumbling georgian terrace with a massive victorian office building crudely nailed on the back so there's a billion places for them to live

nothing compared to when i was a kid though and they closed the docks so all the rats swarmed onto the local estates, that was some old testament poo poo

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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theflyingorc posted:

no seriously, you probably shouldn't source a comment thread under a video of a girl pretending to be in high school getting done up the butt

jynx maze is a pretty amazing nom de porn though

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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literally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOhBBEQwE8

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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Deacon of Delicious posted:

better solution: never ever talk about bitcoins in the first place

or lego unless you're 8 years old

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

is paraphernalia a scots word

All english words are because scots isn't a language it's a learning disability

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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thank god it's .flac, imagine how worthless it would be if they'd used lossy compression

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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daft punk railroad posted:

bomis and butthead

i see he's finally relented and let people mention porn in the bomis article

he was really loving touchy about that for the longest time

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

Blue Peter sounds like the name of a banned pornographic art film from northern Europe

that's pretty much what it is for sticky-back plastic fetishists

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jews_in_sports

from throaway joke in airplane to actually existing in just 3 decades

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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802.11weed posted:

i fuckin' love the weird ways that jews find to circumvent their GOD'S LAW, as if an all powerful being would be all "hahaha!! you got me, clever jews! you put a fence around the neighborhood si you could go out with your cane. that's real smart, drat"

"Are you Yahweh? You know you have to tell me if you are"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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quote:

We'll begin with the more superficial aspects of myself: I'm caucasian

the least surprising sentence ever written in the english language

e: lol also this https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ghost_Lourde&diff=638396087&oldid=638379004

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

actually the worst is "your shirt needs washed" or "my lawnmower needs fixed", i don't know how that one didn't get up there

maybe because it's not controversial at all and only imbeciles in pennsylvania use it

it's at least logically consistent if inelegant, unlike "i could care less" which is the dumbest loving thing

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

oh didn't you know? that one is not an error, it's deliberate sarcasm. when someone says "i could care less" they aren't being a moron. they're deliberately sarcastically implying that they could not care less, a la "oh, suuuuure, i deeeffffffinitely could care less than thiiiisssss"

literally something someone told me once and just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i'm fairly certain it's some smug fucker who went "heh you can't have double negatives" and "corrected" it

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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srsly barry manilow fans are obsessive in a way that puts pubescent justin bieber fans to shame, because they're all middle-aged middle-class white women so have the money and spare time to follow him all round the world instead of just staring at posters

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
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The Devil Tesla posted:

a new currency, powered by pre-teens

corrected for bitcoin

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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yeah but the modern equivalent of that (the pdsa gold medal) was given to endal, the most awesome dog ever:

quote:

Endal came again to national attention in a 2001 incident, when Allen was knocked out of his wheelchair by a passing car. Endal pulled Allen, who was unconscious, into the recovery position, retrieved his mobile phone from beneath the car, fetched a blanket and covered him, barked at nearby dwellings for assistance, and then ran to a nearby hotel to obtain help.[23]

that's like three entire lassie movies

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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theflyingorc posted:

Pale, evil, and horrid.

please don't post my pet names for my cock and balls

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