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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Sham bam bamina! posted:

:ironismith: (someone please buy this tia)

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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would

























not hire

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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im the girl who is 3d


what no im not going to wear such revealing underwear i am not a whore

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
was hoping for a list with nothing but humbert humbert, instead got a list of everyone but humbert humbert

i guess hes one of the fancier varieties of paedo

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDx6gzvLqWs

dude exploits a bug to get the cpu to jump to controller input, then uses two satellites to input code to jump to the credits. its p. Neat but holy gently caress the level of autism involved

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
post the most worthless thing you can find on tasvideos.org

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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i struggle with doo-doo every day

need to eat more veggies

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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GNU/Reality

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I think hes trying to say that people hate him because hes a super smart engineer and not because hes an insufferable douchebag

What is it with engineers deciding that everything that is not engineering is so sikmple that they are experts in it by default

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
is that... a wikipedia page using gigabyte instead of gibibite

someone alert jimbo posthaste

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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FrozenVent posted:

"Yabba doochia"

the gently caress you just call me?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmQpZ7iYDo4

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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FrozenVent posted:

heh avengers was decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3PhENDoGE&t=15s

yep thats a whedon script all right

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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"CurtisNeeley finally realized the nude human is a subject intended to be viewed exclusively by spouses of each other. There are many degrees of violating the sanctity of the figure and figurenude photography may have been the least improper presentation of the figure. The tiniest number less than zero remains negative and this realization took Neeley roughly one-quarter century to accept."

then he starts suing th fcc for not making everyone put movie ratings in robots.txt

tbi indeed


edit: ok i actually took the effort to read this retards complaint, he is mad that the fcc wont make people take down the nude pics he posted on the internet now that he feels bad about them, and advances compelling legal arguments such as "the court called the internet a new medium, but its actually an old one because it runs on wires" and "this judge was alive before WWII so hes not afraid of nuclear weapons like the rest of us are and this is relevant somehow"

and hes suing microsoft and google because his nude pics come up when you google curtis neely so that makes them liable for obscenity

seriously read this poo poo if you have time, its a laff

edit2: ahahahahahah

"The [sic] “internet” exists only as an imaginary construct or label for Google Inc, Microsoft Corporation, or other private “search engine” databases representing individual presentations on various remote computers world-wide attached to wires using the same communications protocol. Simultaneous wire and radio communications ARE called [sic] “internet” for disguise or to justify abuse of discretion and was used to distort when Honorable Jimm Larry Hendren continued to use the term [sic]”internet” (six times) in docket 58 as if this imaginary construct was one remote computer or other mysterious place or thing. The [sic] “internet” is not a thing or a place and has never been one remote computer or a thing that can be searched. United States law will eventually adapt to this truth just like adapting to prohibit slavery and allowing women to vote."

A Pinball Wizard fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Sep 28, 2013

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Vaginal

Teens have been known to use vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk.[11]


lol ok

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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hey guys i found a source that said mikey from the life commercials died from eating pop rocks and drinking a pepsi so its true now ok

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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the "vodka soaked tampons" thing has been an urban legend for decades, i was just lollin at wikipedophiles reporting it as fact because a random local tv station reported it as TOTALLY TRUE NOT A MYTH GUYS

like by that standard jenkem is a thing

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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Carthag posted:

huh works pretty good for me

i mean its not like i rub my pepperfingers all over it but i havent ever experienced a problem and i cut peppers all day long if you know what i mean

yes tell us more about things you rub on your dilz

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

a gram is better than not engaging in oedipal pedophilia

e. nvm that was dumb

A Pinball Wizard fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Oct 6, 2013

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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axolotl farmer posted:

 💿   💿

nws that poo poo

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayweauhdfkjakdahakhaya

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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Trig Discipline posted:

that's either a small chicken or a big vagina


and there's a sentence i never thought i'd see

its a p. old urban legend

wikipedia got a thing for vagina myths i guess

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

a large and very hard log

:whatup:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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TOOT BOOT posted:

someone in tviv said the guy that outed aatrek was outed as a pedo himself at one point

its like inception or some poo poo

pass the weed

yeah apparently its this guy http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2614971

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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swamp izzo posted:

Probably gotta be the wikipedia page about the OP of this god drat thread.

I disagree, I believe it is the page about the internet subforum Your OS Is A POS on the Something Awful Dot Com forums

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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LP97S posted:



Older man with a rattail.

im the shaved legs

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Mmm love a good fishmeching right before bed

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
it wouldve also had john belushi eddie murphy and john candy in it though which would have been sweet

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

we found it, close thread

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Suspicious Dish posted:

Equestria, formally the Principality of Equestria, is the largest equine nation in the world[14]. 9,500,000 creatures, are living in a 800,670 square km area that is made up by 63 counties, states and shires (plus the odd external territory found beyond its borders), spanning countless woods, sand deserts, plains, mountains, savannahs, tundras and polar deserts.

It reaches from the Western Ocean to the Eastern Sea, and borders on the Crystal Empire, the Gryphon Republic and the Queendom Of Changelings in its north and the Sultanate of Saddle Arabia, the Zebra Chiefdom, the Buffalo Confederacy to its south.

It is an Absolute Monarchy, and its Heads of State are the two regent sisters, Her Royal Highnesses Princess Celestia of the Sun and Princess Luna of the Moon.[citation needed]

:gas:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

European_outlets.jpg

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
theres only one place to take a dump, its right in the middle of ponyville

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Sweevo posted:

christina hedricks is an ugly fat woman who unsurprisingly looks better when covered in an inch-thick layer of tv make-up and wearing a corset that probably has to be held shut with steel wire

said forums poster sweevo, in between opening another bag of cheetos and not going to the gym

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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A roadgeek (from road + geek) is an individual involved in "roadgeeking" or "road enthusiasm"—an interest in roads, and especially going on road trips, as a hobby. A person with such an interest is also referred to as a road enthusiast, road buff, roadfan or Roads Scholar, the latter being a play on the term Rhodes Scholar.[1]

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_bad_faith

Examples
  • "That editor is a..."

  • "That editor is gay!"
  • "That's gay!"
  • "That sucks!"
  • "That's retarded."
  • "That's fascism."
  • "That's retarded fascism."
  • "That's retarded Communism."
  • "This is the work of the Cabal!"
  • "I'm a BAWSS, and you're not!"
(This line is quite a normal thought when you are involved with the Mediation Cabal.)
  • "This is all to promote the ________ agenda!"
  • "Go fry your hat; I have more edits than you do."
  • "Anyone who edits my words is committing censorship."
  • "The other editor is only doing this because they hate me."
  • "If I compromise, they'll know it's a sign of weakness."
  • "You must have intentionally made that little innuendo."
  • "Only partisans of attack sites would have that opinion!"
  • "I can do whatever I want, even if policy goes against me."
  • "This editor edits in a way that I don't like. They must DIE."
  • "I don't like that quoted passage - I'll rewrite the quote!"
  • "Well, yeah, I make up my references. Don't you do that too?"
  • "This editor moved pages quickly, therefore they must be a vandalbot!"
  • "If all else fails, I'll complain to Jimbo. That'll shut them up."
  • "Goddam it, Justin Bieber on Twitter is notable because I say so!"
  • "I didn't breach the 3RR policy! My edits were over 24 hours and 1 minute!"
  • "I don't care if NPOV is a policy, that admin is just bullying me!"
  • "I don't care if NPOV is a policy, that IP has something against me!"
  • "Prove it." (As soon as you do I'll raise the bar a little higher).
  • "I have my own Prime Directive: Ignore all rules."
  • "If three editors revert my edits it's not consensus. It's a cabal."
  • "If an administrator joins them it's an abuse of power."
  • "Everybody is wrong, crazy, retarded or all of the above. Except me."
  • "OH! I'm at 2 reverts, they're at 3, so 1 more revert, and they go over!"
  • "Policy was misused against me and even if it wasn't, the policy sucks."
  • "That policy page is wrong because it doesn't describe what I do. I'll fix it."
  • "While I'm at it I'll alter another policy that I'll cite as precedent."
  • "My opinion becomes encyclopedic if I keep repeating it on the talk page."
  • "That editor is an utterly pretentious bastard, a bledger and old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking."
  • "I assumed you were neutral party. Since you disagree with me, apparently you are not."
  • "Don't you people have anything better to do than to keep asking for sources?"
  • "Terible grammer and spelling is what you hav. 4 u I fizxed the whol artical."
  • "I can still accuse you of original research if I don't read your citations."
  • "I'll find an obscure publication using google books, then cite that for my own POV."
  • "It isn't original research if I vanity publish and then cite myself anonymously."
  • "I don't like where you moved this page, so you were doing it to provoke an edit war."
  • "I know! I'll do the most trollish, evil, and/or assholish thing I can, because it'll be funny!"
  • "Instead of driving to the library and looking up that page number, let's just quarrel for weeks."
  • "Filling a user's talk page with the word 'gently caress' 1800 times will persuade them to my point of view."
  • "How many people really fact check a citation? I'll make up some footnotes for my beliefs."
  • "That was a false consensus! I couldn't participate because I was blocked for reverting and disruption."
  • "That's not the consensus version, only my version can be the consensus version. I know, I'll revert!"
  • "Somebody with similar opinions to yours was a troll that got banned. Therefore, you're a troll too!"
  • "An article formerly here was deleted, so this new article must be a re-creation of deleted content!"
  • "That editor knows NOTHING about what they're writing about, what business do they have with this article?"
  • "If I change this . to a , in WP:OMGTMDTLA, section 2.3 2nd paragraph line 12, policy will cover my rear end!"
  • "Policies are only guidelines! Unless they support my position, in which case they are, of course, set in stone."
  • "I can disguise my own history of blocks and warnings if I just keep accusing the other editor of breaking policy."
  • "If you can't cite it via a web link, it's an unreliable source and should be removed! Dead trees are for grandpas!"
  • "This 'copyediting' idea is wonderful: those other editors don't know what a gerund is. Now I can write things my way."
  • (If an admin) "My foes need a lesson in humility. Their user pages shall be replaced with long strings of insults, then locked."
  • "How dare you accuse me of quoting from memory! Just because I keep misspelling the author's name and can't give a page number..."
  • "That so-called 'fact' presented is just the author's POV. After all, truth is a whole, and on the whole, only I have the truth."
  • "Anyone who wants to contribute positively would have registered an account; therefore, all edits by anonymous IPs should be reverted."
  • "Somebody already put a footnote at the end of this paragraph. Sweet! I can write anything I want here and it will look referenced."
  • (If an admin) "I feel ok permblocking somebody because they won't personally work with me even though there's a whole section of the site devoted to this issue"
  • "You apparently live in the same arm of the Milky Way galaxy as a notorious banned troll, so you're probably one of their meatpuppets."
  • "That editor who's supporting my opponent is either a puppet or a friend called in to help. After all, could more than one person oppose my natural good sense?"
  • "If I cite this to a book that doesn't have a web link, I can make up absolutely anything I like and cite it. Nobody ever checks book references, after all!"
  • "If two editors revert my edits they must be violating WP:OWN. Never mind that I refuse to counter their references or respond to them on the talk page."
  • "Lots of people think my article should be deleted. I'll post sockpuppet tags on all their talk pages and then go nominate articles they've created for deletion."
  • "I categorically reject your analysis of my advertising DVD's in Wikipedia articles as false and itself biased! Wait till my "organization" gets a hold of you...."
  • "They're a disruptive troll! I'll follow them around to warn others about their disruptive trolling!" (Please ignore the fact that I have no proof of them being a disruptive troll.)
  • "This experience [of having my POV edits reverted, and getting blocked for a 3RR violation] has severely tainted the image of Wikipedia and unless justice is served I doubt I will ever use Wikipedia again."
  • "If a featured article has 70 footnotes to 26 different sources and I disagree with one footnote (but don't have any citation of my own to refute it with), then the integrity of the article is compromised by too much reliance on a single source."
  • "Wikipedia should accept my claims without reliable sources because my local library is too small to cover the subject. If someone suggests I try interlibrary loan or concede the point, then they're violating WP:CIVIL by calling me lazy."[1]
  • "This editor made a few dozen edits to one article in one day right before they submitted the page for a good article nomination, but I'm in a dispute with them. I'll cite that number of edits as evidence of trollish behavior."
  • "If someone asks me to assume good faith twice, then the appropriate response is to insist that I obviously can't communicate with them because they keep throwing policy at me. It is also appropriate to call the request a defense mechanism."
  • "Yes, I'm an irrational troll. And yes, any third-grader chosen at random could see that my edits are made with a desperate need to control my surroundings and browbeat all opponents into submission. BUT YOU CAN'T DRAW THAT CONCLUSION! YOU HAVE TO ASSUME GOOD FAITH, OR YOU'RE AN EVIL MONSTER!"
  • "Wikipedia should accept my claims without reliable sources because the universe is too small to cover the subject. If someone suggests sticking to topics where there is some trace of existent reference materials, then they're violating WP:CIVIL by calling my work original research."
  • "This [having links I inserted to my own Web site removed and getting blocked after re-inserting them] is just another case of an abuse of privilege. You feel that since you have power over someone who disagrees with your policy that you are entitled to discard rationale and impose your will. By chance, are you a communist or related to Fidel Castro?"
  • "I see what you're doing there. By changing one letter in my article, you have hereby performed something tantamount to slander of my good name, and therefore, you should be distrusted, nullified, and, from here on out, sacrificed to the Total Perspective Vortex. I might recommend a cup of tea, mate."
  • "If I don't like a well-referenced article I'll nominate it for deletion and call it fundamentally unencyclopedic. If the consensus decides to keep I'll slap the article with a POV flag. If an editor requests an explanation for the POV flag I'll explain nothing for two weeks, but revert instantly if they remove the flag."
  • "If all of Wikipedia doesn't shape up and remove everything that doesn't reflect the truth as I know it, and change all of its policies and structures to ensure that none of the stuff I don't like ever makes it back again, it's certain to get sued and/or prosecuted for libel, slander, defamation, product tampering, DUI, global warming, treason, blasphemy, buggery, defenestration, and/or genocide. And, no, this is not a legal threat."
  • "Obviously all those editors who disagree with me must be sockpuppets. I am so completely, obviously, gigantically, and undeniably right that even one dissenting opinion is shocking; two or more are totally unthinkable. On the other hand, anyone perverse enough to disagree with me and my magnificent rightness is exactly the kind of sneaky snivelling wretch who'd stoop to running a sock farm."
  • "This page is unencyclopaedic! Hot drat it, it's just not notable! I don't like it anyway! It's got no reliable sources! You can't verify a single goddamn thing in it! Right, that's it, I am officially losing my temper over this and I'm nominating this crock of crap for deletion, and so help me who ever gets in my way! Get rid of this rubbish! Now! Now! It's just not funny. What do you think this place is anyway - Uncyclopedia or something? This place is supposed to be a serious matter! And get those kittens out of my face before I scream my head off and climb the Reichstag dressed as Spiderman so you can all hear me!"


new fav wikipedia url http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Friends_of_gays_should_not_be_allowed_to_edit_articles

Information.svg This page contains material intended to be humorous. It should not be taken seriously or literally.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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WorkingPeer posted:

Rolling Rock
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
...
References in pop culture[edit]

In the Seinfeld episode "The Abstinence", Kramer can be seen at his door holding a bottle of Rolling Rock and a cigar, apparently in a drunken stupor from playing poker.
In the movie Old School Will Ferrell as well as other guests at the party are seen drinking Rolling Rock.
There are numerous scenes in The Deer Hunter that feature Rolling Rock.
Rolling Rock can also be seen in the film 30 Minutes or Less when the pizza guy is drinking at his house.
In Yes Man, Carl (Jim Carrey) orders a Rolling Rock at a bar when he meets Allison (Zooey Deschanel) there.
They drink it in Entourage.
...

no mention of angry videogame nerd? im legit shocked

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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just imagine how many confused comments were left on that talk page before they added that disambiguation

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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Sniep posted:

the bigger question is what is it with wikipedia maintainers who shoe horn japan into any unrelated thing that they can

nihon hou ga ii desu yo

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

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wa27 posted:

I was disappointed to find this page has been cut down from it's former glory:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Weather_Star_4000&oldid=488608119

Check out the references.

fuuuck why did you remind me this exists now im going to spend all night weathersperging

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