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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_International_Arctic_Warfare

# ¿ May 10, 2010 21:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:43

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

thank you for the explanation forums user shartowhawk

# ¿ Dec 15, 2010 03:12

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

equity posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom)

quote:

Daria fandom was marked through its entire run by shipper debate. From the series' first season, the main conflict was between people who thought that the title character, Daria Morgendorffer, should have a relationship with Trent Lane, a slacker rock-band frontman, whom Daria met through his sister, Jane. A common argument against this possible outcome was that such a development would signal a turn away from the more subversive aspects of Daria's character, and thus the show.
The show's writers responded by having Daria develop a crush on Trent, even having Daria go as far as to get a piercing because Trent encouraged her to, as well as having her get rashes on her head at the sight of Trent. Trent, however, remained involved with his off-and-on girlfriend Monique, who immediately became a target of shipper ire. The crush ended in the third season's finale, "Jane's Addition", when Daria realized that Trent could never satisfy her in the long run.
That same episode introduced Tom Sloane, a charming and intellectual son of privilege who nonetheless drove a Ford Pinto. Although Tom became Jane's boyfriend, threatening Daria and Jane's friendship in the process, Daria and Tom warmed up to each other throughout the fourth season, leading up to its finale, "Dye! Dye! My Darling," broadcast August 2, 2000.[2] With Jane and Tom's relationship in crisis, a heated argument between Daria and Tom led up to a kiss in Tom's car. With Daria indecisive as to whether this relationship should be pursued further, Daria and Jane's friendship was in tatters for the rest of the episode. In the made-for-TV movie "Is it Fall Yet?," Daria decided to begin a relationship with Tom, and Daria and Jane patched up their friendship.
This caused an instant uproar. The shipper faction having won the initial debate (in fair part having do with other artistic decisions Daria made after Season 1 reflecting a conceptual desire towards post-modernity, such as a musical episode, "Daria!", extended dream sequences laden with 70s-80s detective show references ("Murder, She Snored"), and human representations of the major holidays (and Guy Fawkes Day) manifesting themselves in Lawndale in "Depth Takes A Holiday"), conversation now turned to whether Tom was more appropriate than the long-dismissed Trent. The debate was satirized by the show's writers in a piece on MTV's website.[3]

jesus fuckkkk

# ¿ Dec 25, 2010 09:22

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

this guy's talk page is like a laundry list of terrible failures

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Kylekieran

also lol

quote:

This is an automated message from CorenSearchBot. I have performed a search with the contents of List of defunct airlines of Trinidad and Tobago, and it appears to be very similar to another Wikipedia page: List of airlines of Trinidad and Tobago.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2011 20:25

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

uhh excuse me sir but thats not a dickgirl thats a dickwoman

# ¿ Jan 5, 2011 10:15

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Nevergirls posted:

the anime for interstella 5555 was cool bc you could just listen to a daft punk album

edit: never saw spirited away but it won an oscar so how bad could it bew

i liked interstella it was a good movie and that album goddamn rules

# ¿ Jan 5, 2011 18:22

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Tankakern posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/worthless-wikipedia-pages.php yospos made it to frontpage

gently caress yeah
second time in like two weeks, we had some threads in the best threads thing

# ¿ Jan 25, 2011 11:28

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

dunkaroos and lunchables were the golden tickets of the school yard black market when i was a kid

that poo poo could get you anything

# ¿ Jan 28, 2011 21:25

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Kirk posted:

one wagon wheel was equivalent to two (2) sodalicious packets, and sodalicious packets could be traded directly for individual fizzy fruit drinks

i loved sodalicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKgwS20NyM

# ¿ Jan 28, 2011 23:51

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quote:

This work contains material which may portray one or more identifiable persons alive or deceased recently.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2011 18:07

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oh christ what happened to this thread

# ¿ Mar 22, 2011 02:47

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quote:

Shanghai was occupied by the Japanese in the 1930s. World War II also had an effect on the economy at the time. Several of the stars acted in films, and their music played a prominent role in developing the Cinema of China. They dominated the 1930s and '40s, up until 1949 when the Communist Party of China denounced mandopop as pornography.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2011 18:03

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quote:

Fanny scratching in 18th-century London's Cock Lane was so notorious
that interested bystanders often blocked the street. It became the
focus of a religious controversy between Methodists and orthodox
Anglicans, and was reported on by celebrities of the period such as
Samuel Johnson. Charles Dickens referred to the phenomenon in several
of his books, including Nicholas Nickleby and A Tale of Two Cities, and
other Victorian authors also alluded to it in their work. One
enterprising resident diverted the crowds that gathered in Cock Lane by
allowing them to converse with a ghost he claimed was haunting his
home, to which he charged an entrance fee. Fanny scratching eventually
resulted in several prosecutions, and the pillorying of a father for
encouraging his 11-year-old daughter to take part.

lol

# ¿ Apr 1, 2011 01:16

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing

quote:

Cow blowing,[1] Kuhblasen,[2] phooka, or doom dev,[3] is a process which is used in many countries according to ethnographers, in which forceful blowing of air into a cow's vagina (or sometimes anus) is applied to induce her to produce more milk.

Cow blowing was the reason why Gandhi abjured cow milk: "[S]ince I had come to know that the cow and the buffalo were subjected to the process of phooka, I had conceived a strong disgust for milk."[4]

# ¿ Apr 27, 2011 23:16

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Nevergirls posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jacuzzi#Has_a_jacuzzi_ever_been_sold_or_used_without_heat_and_for_what_purpose

lol

# ¿ May 16, 2011 21:14

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

not wikipedia but lol
http://star-trek.answers.wikia.com/wiki/Has_Kirk_had_sex

# ¿ Jun 12, 2011 06:35

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

ahhh spiders posted:

so this wikipedia thing is blown way out of proportion, like most "breaking news" on teh internet

Vulgarity is in the eye of the beholder, like beauty. I don't find anything vulgar, because I understand that words are sounds, the same as other apes make, only we string them together to represent thoughts. I don't believe that thoughts can be "bad," because I don't believe in thought-crime -- because I still think in Oldspeak. I do realize, however, that your opinion outweighs mine on this site, because you have a magic button that can send me to Room 101. It is this fact at which I take umbrage. I openly mock your piddling button, and dare you to resort to it. I do this because I reject the notion that your subjective assessment of thoughts is the slightest bit more relevant than mine -- button or no -- and I want you to sink to your lowest possible level by enforcing your belief to the contrary.

P.S. gently caress you. Stick your threats up your rear end. And stick your admin bit (the source of all your bluster) up Shearer's rear end, next to his. You came here to rile me up with more threats, because you knew I wouldn't be impressed by your button, and that I'd push it myself just to spite you. This is just another case of bored button-jockeys who oppose my political views, looking for an excuse to purge me. Well, you've got your reason, now push your loving button, gatekeeper. You can't imagine how many times I've been through this. You'll see me after I've pressed my own button -- on the back of my modem. Or perhaps I'll see you first. The gates will come down one day. The top Google hit won't always be run by power-tripping teens, frustrated house-husbands, bitter spinsters and slavish upholders of the elites' version of history. The truth will find its way into this right-wing, authoritarian, Anglo-centric nightmare.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 11:53

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Pakled posted:

simple wikipedia rules

its wikipedia for literal retards

i really wish simple wikipedia was better because then i would use it for those articles you look up and its like 3 fuckin sentences followed by 30 equations
also id like a simple explaination for whats the current deal with quarks and whatnot

# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 12:59

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

got dat wmd posted:

i dont eat anchovies so i don't eat caesar

also what else is there, it's lettuice, some form of cheese and caesar dressing with anchovies

from chrones to groans: the got dat wmd story

# ¿ Oct 14, 2012 23:47

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

big bird is both right and wrong because snuffleupagus is his imaginary friend #wow #whoa

# ¿ Oct 15, 2012 23:46

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Install Gentoo posted:

it happened on a soundstage on 8/23

lol as if any government project could deliver a result in less than a month

# ¿ Oct 18, 2012 00:52

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Trig Discipline posted:

yup we were just looking at some western rosellas in the tree behind our house

aussie birds fuckin' rule

doing some balcony posting and i just saw a parrot like this?? wonder if i could set up a feeder and a time lapse thing

# ¿ Oct 21, 2012 07:51

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dur posted:

as featured on the hit podcast "the bugle"

it's a good podcast

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 10:28

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Hashtag Nascar posted:

Prostitution is illegal in Japan. However, enforcement is lax, and the law specifically defines prostitution as "sex in exchange for money". In other words, if you pay for some other "service" and proceed to have sex by "private agreement," the law does not recognise it as prostitution. As such, Japan still has one of the most vibrant sex industries in the world. The most famous red-light district is Kabukicho (歌舞伎町) in Tokyo's Shinjuku district where many call girl booths and love hotels are located. The incidence of HIV is getting higher in Japan in recent years. Some prostitutes will refuse to serve foreign customers, including those who are fluent in Japanese.

this makes me happy because this means there was some terrible white fat gaijin was rejected by a literal prostitute despite ~*speaking japanese*~

# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 11:19

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PleasingFungus posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Robot

why no chucklebot

# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 01:34

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

what the gently caress

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierogi

quote:

This article is part of the series on Canadian cuisine

# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 01:41

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Sagebrush posted:

pierogi are abnormally popular in canada. i didn't realize it until i moved to the states and suddenly i couldn't buy 10 pounds of frozen pirogi at literally every grocery store everywhere. they're really common college student frozen dinner cheap food

i miss the hell out of them, used to sub sour cream for a low fat homemade tzatziki, poo poo was fantastic
we used to do little parties where everybody would bring a filling and then you make hella pierogis and god drat was it ever good

# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 02:22

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Install Gentoo posted:

the space shuttle was a deathtrap, but until that came out no astronauts had died on space missions.

does the one where the rocket exploded on the ground not count or something

# ¿ May 18, 2013 22:34

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AtomD posted:

i might use simple unironically for reading up on physics concepts

simple rules for when the main article is just a bunch of equations from spergs

# ¿ May 29, 2013 12:20

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FrozenVent posted:

am I the only one who mourns the loss of "styles of lightsaber combat"? because that was some of the highest order.

red yellow and blue is the real answer
I want a new Jedi knight game

# ¿ Jun 22, 2013 22:49

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just a butt posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler

i just want a hot scene with eva. just one. but no. never a hot scene with eva. always gay hitler

# ¿ Jun 23, 2013 03:47

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XxGirlKisserxX posted:

my name is knuckles so I got a lot of results

buckles if u knuckles

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 10:55

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Sagebrush posted:

10:1 that turns out to be a default brush in manga studio ex

jfc why do you know this

# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 12:15

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Dead Inside Darwin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism

an ok article, but

"Masturbating by gripping and sliding the foreskin back and forth"

some guy took it upon himself to take pictures of jacking off

Masturbation Talk Page posted:

This is not a forum for posting your personal personal views on masturbation.

mods pls change yospos title to this

# ¿ Jul 6, 2013 13:11

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

Filmed in stark black and white, located in a setting of grim urban steel, steeped in machine aesthetic, driven by a kinetic style and empowered by a grinding metallic soundtrack, it draws on nightmarish horror and generates heavy fetishcore themes.

is this that drill cock movie

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 06:10

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Jonny 290 posted:

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When Hakune Is Crying

fuckin lol

# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 10:56

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echinopsis posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tanga_13.JPG
under the caption "image of a mans buttocks"

how tanga get butt

# ¿ Aug 1, 2013 04:05

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Shaggar posted:

memory-alpha is strictly canon and also has tons of production info which is cool. starwars doesn't have a lot of canon sources so most of wookiepedia is extended universe which is 99.999% awful

is that 0.0001% the part where boba fett is still alive :smith:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2013 23:34

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Sweevo posted:

what is it with star wars dorks and boba fett?

he's a stupid minor character who's so useless he gets shot by a blind guy.

hes a masked bounty hunter who wears the armor of a long lost race of intergalactic super-warriors who has a grappling hook and a jetpack and shoots rockets from his wrist who captured mother fuckin han solo and froze the sunbitch in carbonite

# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 01:53

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:43

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prefect posted:

why do people around here dislike xkcd so much?

I like the "what if" weekly thing he does but I like napkin math

# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 11:59

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