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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Forest Fuckery posted:

Here's a Avatar-Metroid-Mass Effect triple whammy

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That wasn't nearly as horrifying as I expected

e: Oldie but goodie

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Phy fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 19, 2010

# ¿ Feb 19, 2010 20:41

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:05

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Vicissitude posted:

This implies a serious medical condition. Possibilities range from venereal disease to renal failure to cancer. The spy is expressing his condolences regarding the ill fate of the sniper, despite being his enemy; the spy's empathy transcends the good guy/bad guy dichotomy.

That is the joke.

Goddamn you people, that it had to come to this. Goddamn you.

Content (more stuff that's as old as the internet, but I ain't seen it posted yet):

More here

# ¿ Mar 12, 2010 08:39

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

And some vintage ATATATATATATATATATATA

# ¿ Mar 16, 2010 09:33

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Nastyman posted:

To be fair if I had a symbiotic demon parasite's face for a hand I would do the exact same thing and never stop.

quote:

Show no sympathy
Shed no tears for me
I know who I am
I am a nasty man

eeeeyup

# ¿ Mar 27, 2010 07:54

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Double Plus Good posted:

"Dwarfs" are obviously the more evil variant of "dwarves."

"Dwarfs" was the more common spelling before Tolkein started using "dwarves".

Also, http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/movies/snow/snow.html

# ¿ May 11, 2010 02:57

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BonHair posted:

Isn't it that "dwarfs" are small real life people and "dwarves" are fantasy axe-wielding miners?

It's that way now, for sure, but "dwarves" wasn't common until Tolkien started using it. From what I remember reading, it was a conscious decision he made to disambiguate the warlike Gimli and Thorin from the subterranean miners and craftsmen of Norse mythology, who weren't terribly aggressive at all.

And like I linked, Disney seems to use "dwarfs" in relation to Happy, Dopey, Doc et. al, and they get very picky about trademarking and copyrighting and poo poo.

:goonsay:

, of course

# ¿ May 12, 2010 01:32

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Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm still trying to figure out what this means. Amuro is giving a driving test to Char. Amuro is saying "Look behind you as well!" and Char is thinking "Can I do it?"

I think the joke is just that Char can't drive worth poo poo

e: dangit page snipe

# ¿ Jun 15, 2010 20:24

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qrj posted:

The shoryuken is a Z?! :aaaaa:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2010 18:05

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jidohanbaiki posted:

It doesn't even make sense. If I were to do something this stupid, Helium wouldn't be a depressed emo. Totes OOC.

I dunno man helium actually ain't got much to look forward to, I mean the best, the absolute best is to fill a blimp or make a kid talk all high-pitched

and then it escapes into the atmosphere and bang it's straight into space where it gets to hang out for the next seven billion years until it finds itself in a gas cloud large enough to condense itself into a star again

# ¿ Sep 7, 2010 02:53

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Screaming Idiot posted:

No, this isn't fan art. It's just art.

Actually, it is fan art. The Steampunk Optimus design is from a published comic book, but the figure itself is unlicensed.

Also it got batch-produced and sold - I think as a completed garage kit.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2010 06:53

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homerlaw posted:

God dammit Freddie Mercury

# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 02:58

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

AND MY KALASH

# ¿ Oct 17, 2010 05:46

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Mr. Squishy posted:

Superman once punched out a sun.

Not just any sun: SOLARIS, THE TYRANT SUN

Everybody makes a big deal about Batman's villains. Here's Supes just off in the corner ho hum gonna beat a sentient evil fusion explosion with my goddamn fists and who is Batman fighting, A WEIRD CLOWN OH SPOOKY

# ¿ Oct 19, 2010 02:22

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Puntification posted:

Maybe Robo-Hitler is fighting to correct his past wrongs (all 17 million of them) in a heroic yet bitter-sweet fight for redemption in the future? Sounds like it could be a good film to me! (I'm pretty sure the protagonist is the guy in blue.)

Like My Name Is Earl with less Jason Lee and more gauss rifles?

# ¿ Oct 21, 2010 02:26

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

works same Time the. way

# ¿ Oct 25, 2010 07:02

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Mr. Squishy posted:

He's the guy from Scrapland.
Also I'm guessing the thing Abe's riding isn't native to Oddworld. It's got missile launchers on the shoulders.

CookedAuto already mentioned it but it's a Madcat from Battletech/Mechwarrior.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2011 07:41

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DerekSmartymans posted:

That is an awesome pic of a Firestarter.

Did you notice what was on the building it's crashing through?

e: Or what's being engulfed in flames :q:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2011 03:15

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Logan 5 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF-7jPXvPEA

Number 2 on my list of things that need to have existed

(Number 1 is the 80's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.)

# ¿ Mar 19, 2011 05:57

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Holy christ I nearly died laughing

av-sized:

# ¿ Apr 22, 2011 07:13

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Gromit posted:

I'm distracted by how the artist managed to colour in the holes in the paper.

Drew it on the notebook paper, colored it on the computer?

# ¿ May 1, 2011 02:56

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Blank Construct posted:

Is - is that Prince Thrakhath from the first Wing Commander games?

e: It sure as gently caress is!

# ¿ May 21, 2011 01:47

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The Worst Unicorn posted:

Oh my God, just imagine trying to understand Hideo Kojima's Kingdom Hearts.

Now I want to hear fifteen minutes of sociopolitical rambling as delivered by Donald Duck.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2011 03:48

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Dr. Hurt posted:

I haven't actually been able to find any Hitman (the DC comic, not the game) fanart either. I suppose this is probably a good thing.

With our luck it'd be Tommy/Dogwelder slash. With Bueno Excellente looking on.

e: Who am I kidding, it'd be Dogwelder/Sonic slash :barf:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2011 05:06

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Rhizoid posted:

Richard Feynman Fanart

Saw the hair and the bongos, said "Oh, god, it's gonna be Feynman, isn't it?" Moused over the spoiler and died a bit inside. And it's not even bad fanart!
e:

Ktb posted:

Everything ever has been Lion-Kinged

(from the gif thread, I think we have our reaction shot)

# ¿ Jul 4, 2011 02:18

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Neo Helbeast posted:

Is that last one even pony-related? It just looks like some sweet-rear end griffins. Could definitely work as the cover of a genre paperback.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 05:59

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Eh! Frank posted:

It really bugs me that The Bat has a gun. Shouldn't he have, I dunno, a baseball bat or something?
()

His parents were stabbed to death in Gin Lane so he eschews knives and other bladed weapons, but guns are just fine. A service revolver for a civilized man. (I'm bullshitting)

# ¿ Jul 16, 2011 00:35

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Slopehead posted:

Popeye?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2011 04:21

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JingleJunction posted:

Yup that's Jesus.

"Dad dammit Santa Claus get off of this shirt"

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 05:13

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glod posted:

This is my favorite piece of My Little Pony fanart of all time.

Instruction for a Fruit?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2011 01:11

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SynthOrange posted:

Oh Applejack, you silly.

Ok, this right here. This is the wingman from Ace Combat Zero throwing down with a pony.

Hell, this should be in the awesome fanart thread, pony or no.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2011 14:45

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MoonwalkInvincible posted:

This is pretty interesting, but how does it do the Morph Ball?

Ever see a Faberg� egg?

e: I'm of the opinion that any and all zero suit samus artwork is sick and wrong. That includes the stuff with a nintendo seal of approval on it.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2012 05:01