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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Yes, the wheels are retractable, and yes, landing an amphibious seaplane with the wheels down is a great way to flip it over. Dunno how likely it is for the gear to have popped out on its own after the fact; I'd say "not very."

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush posted:

Yes, the wheels are retractable, and yes, landing an amphibious seaplane with the wheels down is a great way to flip it over. Dunno how likely it is for the gear to have popped out on its own after the fact; I'd say "not very."

I wasn't sure how that particular model worked. I'm used to the ones that have just the floats.
https://cdn.aviation-safety.net/wikibase/237597
This says "gear down landing" so yeah, I guess that's it.
Nobody hurt though! So a good landing :)

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Any landing you can swim away from, etc etc

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005
I've been flying the Q400 from the left seat for a bit over 3 years, and I still think that label is funny.

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

azflyboy posted:

I've been flying the Q400 from the left seat for a bit over 3 years, and I still think that label is funny.



that's an odd place to put the button all on its own there - massive placard too!

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

meltie posted:

that's an odd place to put the button all on its own there - massive placard too!

A real testament to the quality and forethought that went into the Q400.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

azflyboy posted:

I've been flying the Q400 from the left seat for a bit over 3 years, and I still think that label is funny.




meltie posted:

that's an odd place to put the button all on its own there - massive placard too!

I just though it was a hole you stick your hand through to wipe water off the windshield manually.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I just though it was a hole you stick your hand through to wipe water off the windshield manually.

This is the Bombardiway.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Warbird posted:

Some rando is selling a motor glider in my area on Craigslist. This is a bad idea, right? Just like in general.


Look buddy, I’m happy to accommodate but you have to get in line. Schedules are what separate us from the animals. Well that and pants.

:siren: Goon Project! :siren:

marumaru
May 20, 2013



azflyboy posted:

I've been flying the Q400 from the left seat for a bit over 3 years, and I still think that label is funny.



drat that is crusty

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran

e.pilot posted:

A real testament to the quality and forethought that went into the Q400.

Is that factory coin mat?

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

e.pilot posted:

This is the Bombardiway.

Any favored stories of why they are so easy to dislike, or terrible design decisions?

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Is that factory coin mat?

Yes it is. Every Q400 we have has that exact same floor mat.

Timmy Age 6 posted:

Any favored stories of why they are so easy to dislike, or terrible design decisions?

A few examples:

The wipers park horizontally across the bottom of the windshields, so they're perpendicular to the airflow, which basically doubles the noise level on the flight deck.

The ducts that carry heated/cooled air to the cabin run along the belly skin, and were essentially uninsulated on the first production models. Since the air cycle machine is in the tail, the air was absolutely freezing by the time it got up to the flight deck at altitude. Also, when the engines switch the bleed air source on descent, the cabin temperature occasionally spikes 15-20 degrees for no apparent reason.

The ducts for the cabin and flight deck heat are so close together that trying to adjust the temperature on the flight deck results in the cabin temperature radically swinging, so the usual rule of thumb is that if the pilots are too cold, it's probably about right in the cabin.

The heaters on the distribution valves for the pneumatic deice boots don't run if the system is off, so they'll freeze up and disable the system if any moisture is present on the ground. That's solved by always leaving the boot switch in the "manual" position, since that runs the valve heaters even if the boots aren't being used.

To save a few bucks, the autopilot is only two axis, so any power change requires a lot of rudder and rudder trim use to avoid the people in the last couple rows from getting motion sick from the yawing motion.

Like most modern airplanes, the Q400 uses carbon brakes. Said brakes are very effective, but don't have much stopping power until they have some heat in them. This means that hard braking during landing goes something like "nothing, nothing, nothing, OH GOD I SMASHED MY HEAD ON THE WINDSHIELD" since the brakes grab extremely hard and very unevenly as they come up to temperature.

Adding to the fun, the first officers brake pedals don't directly actuate the brakes, so transferring control from the FO captain during the landing rollout will smack passengers into the seat in front of them if the captain is applying braking when the FO releases theirs.

This one might be airline specific, but when switching from following a compass heading to a GPS track, the autopilot will initially turn the wrong direction in some circumstances.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal

Inacio posted:

drat that is crusty

No Covid here!

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


azflyboy posted:

A few examples:


Now this is the poo poo. I'd love to hear more plane-specific grievances.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

eggyolk posted:

Now this is the poo poo. I'd love to hear more plane-specific grievances.

I hear the 737 has a flight deck made for ants

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



hobbesmaster posted:

I hear the 737 has a flight deck made for ants

Isn’t the 747s flight deck even more cramped?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Anecdotal evidence from sitting in PMDG pretend airplanes via VR follows:

I found the 737 the most cramped. 747 is next but while it's only a bit wider, it feels much taller. 777 felt like a living room compared to the other two.

sellouts
Apr 23, 2003

Minto Took posted:

Anecdotal evidence from sitting in PMDG pretend airplanes via VR follows:

loving lmao

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

At least I was honest.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

From my long flight sim experience I have concluded that most cockpits have an icky bedroom smell.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

luminalflux posted:

Isn’t the 747s flight deck even more cramped?

All I know is that there is 737 specific luggage for pilots.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

eggyolk posted:

Now this is the poo poo. I'd love to hear more plane-specific grievances.

every cessna 152 has broken door latches that pop open in flight

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

luminalflux posted:

Isn’t the 747s flight deck even more cramped?

nah the 747 is fairly roomy, not 767 or 777 roomy, but roomy

737 is hilariously small because the 707/727/737 nose is freakishly pointy, ever seen one from a top down view?

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


747 is roomy enough that it caused some problems initially of pilots not having the right sight-line so it has the little ball-and-peg thing to check your alignment:

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

HookedOnChthonics posted:

747 is roomy enough that it caused some problems initially of pilots not having the right sight-line so it has the little ball-and-peg thing to check your alignment:



Every big-ish plane I’ve flown up until the 767 has had these and I miss them.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

So how do they work?

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

slidebite posted:

So how do they work?

You adjust your seat until the red ball lines up with the white balls in your perspective.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Ferret King posted:

You adjust your seat until the red ball lines up with the white balls in your perspective.

That sounds waaay to simple for anything avionics related. Are you sure there's no superceded 16bit EPROM that is photosensitive maintained by a greybeard locked in a dungeon somewhere as the keeper of the code?

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

HookedOnChthonics posted:

747 is roomy enough that it caused some problems initially of pilots not having the right sight-line so it has the little ball-and-peg thing to check your alignment:



Is that basically just to make sure your field of view is roughly where the designers expected it to be so you don't misjudge where the rest of the plane is relative to you? I'm assuming the operating principle is just "make sure you can see all the bits of the little ball-and-peg thing", right?

efb on all fronts!

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

luminalflux posted:

Isn’t the 747s flight deck even more cramped?

I constantly hit my head on the 747 overhead when getting in the seat and in the 737 I don't do that. So it's slightly taller. The 737 cockpit is much smaller in every other dimension though.

For actual content the 737ng is an abomination of 30 year old band aids and the MAX is an abomination of 50 year old band aids. Especially and specifically anti ice systems and cabin temp control. Bane of my existence on that dumbass airplane.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Arson Daily posted:

I constantly hit my head on the 747 overhead when getting in the seat and in the 737 I don't do that. So it's slightly taller. The 737 cockpit is much smaller in every other dimension though.

For actual content the 737ng is an abomination of 30 year old band aids and the MAX is an abomination of 50 year old band aids. Especially and specifically anti ice systems and cabin temp control. Bane of my existence on that dumbass airplane.

Any time someone asks what’s wrong with the 737 I point to the cabin pressure monitor.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

e.pilot posted:

Any time someone asks what’s wrong with the 737 I point to the cabin pressure monitor.



Well, that looks reasonable for an aircraft "designed" in the 21st century.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

*me, in TYOOL 2020. Also me, an idiot* hey cool let's go fly this jet just one sec while I turn on these generators and manually configure this pressurization panel like a fuckin caveman.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I'm also somewhat concerned that the cabin altitude gauge goes to 50,000ft.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


hobbesmaster posted:

I'm also somewhat concerned that the cabin altitude gauge goes to 50,000ft.

It’s OK, above 30,000 it’ll probably start frosting up, to your hilarious amusement.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:



Well, that looks reasonable for an aircraft "designed" in the 21st century.

What's so bad about that gauge?

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Sagebrush posted:

What's so bad about that gauge?

It’s difficult to read because it’s two gauges in one.
It’s absolutely massive.
It’s hilariously antiquated even compared to something like the antiquated one on the 767.
On the CRJ it’s literally a couple of small knobs and a small corner of a screen on the EICAS.





e:

Look at the monument to aviation design prior to human factors being a thing the 737 overhead is.

Also look how much real estate the CPAM takes up while also being impossible to glance at and read.


e.pilot fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jul 4, 2020

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Type certificates are a hell of a drug.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

What's so bad about that gauge?

Look for the cabin altitude indicator.

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