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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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I never liked the sexist water bending stuff.

Everything else in the Avatar world is gender equal. We see no discrimination in any position or job - apart from between warring nations.

Then, out of nowhere, the Water nation decides to ignore half of their benders. You'd think such idiotic notions would have been thrown aside during 100 years of war as a 'luxury' they couldn't afford.

But bigotry is nothing if not stupid, I suppose.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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loving Beebop live action, smdh.

Never have I seen a show so thoroughly and utterly miss the point of the original work.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Mraagvpeine posted:

I just hope they don't introduce aliens into the Avatar universe.

'Spirits'

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Unless you're an Airbender.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Junpei posted:

So... that "Quiet On Set" documentary is certainly stirring up a lot of talk about live-action shows and child abuse.

I already thought it was a nightmare of abuse and wasn't prepared to have so severely underestimated how bad it was.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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You can't read, but you can have dream knowledge of what a text says.

For instance, you might look at a street sign and know it says "Waterfall Lane" but you won't be reading the letters and forming it into a word.

In the same way you might find yourself in a store in a dream and know "Oh, this is the store my friend from primary school's dad owns which is also a Subway restaurant inside the Pentagon and has magic crystals inside a cave at the back."

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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It was the one with all the feet, right?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Yvonmukluk posted:

He's the prinicipal.

As soon as I saw the drawing, I thought, "That's a principal".

Teachers don't get to look that skeevy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Every time I see "MAWS" I read it as Marvel and the Winter Soldier.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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khwarezm posted:

Ok, I'm going to be honest about something, I'm getting a bit sick of every long running western franchise getting an anime version of them now. Especially since they fall into a bunch of repetitive tropes of what people expect from anime.

Violence against women and child sexual abuse?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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For once, I'd like to see someone come out of time dilation and go, "God, I just don't care any more. I spent an eternity alone and had to re-evaluate everything. You're all nothing to me now."

Then go off and live in the wilderness Grizzly Adams style.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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And I suppose you could argue Steve Rogers kinda did it when he went back in time to be with Peggy Carter.

Though in his case, it was spending 70 years as a fuckboi rather than living in a hell dimension.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Kinda funny given web based animation like Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin/Helluva apparently makes big bucks off merchandise.

I live in the arse end of nowhere and even I've seen kids* with both VivziePop and Glitch merch on their clothes and bags.

People love being able to directly support the creators of the shows they love.

Meanwhile, as others have pointed out, all the big companies are doing jack poo poo in terms of merch and giving people something physical to hold in their hands.




* people under 30

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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PhazonLink posted:

"The White Lotus is expected to have taken one of the twins and raised her in wealth," oh boy the WL did the same mistake as Korra and having a sheltered nepobaby avatar.

Sounds like they watched Star Wars: The Acolyte and decided to try and remake it with a story that doesn't suck.

I wonder if both twins will be benders or they'll go the obvious route and have the Avatar given everything (except two legs) and the other have no powers and be raised in poverty and grow to hate their sister.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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I thought as much intially, but it looks like the avatar gets her own giant cat and personal knight attendant.

Honestly, either way seems pretty trite.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's like my recent bitching about how the problem with the Star Wars sequels is that the fundamental purpose of Star Wars is to rip off whatever you feel like and add lasers and spaceships. You can't just make Star Wars flavoured Star Wars, that's a sandwich without any filling. And that's a mistake both fanfic and EU authors and disinterested c-suites and their failkids can and do make.

That's all I could think about watching episode 7 rip-off episode 4. They just missed the point of Star Wars so drat hard.

War films, spy films, samurai films and cowboy films - these are all Star Wars.

Star Wars films themselves however, are not what should inspire other Star Wars films.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Kids Next Door was a ridiculous premise that somehow, almost against its own will, turned into a cohesive well-plotted world with overarching plots of what it means to be a child in a world which pays you little mind, the socially ignored cruelty of adolescence and loss of innocence and compassion which all to often comes with adulthood.

In a giant treehouse.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Larryb posted:

I thought Bluey ended by now (though I think there might be a movie in a couple years or so)?

No, they went straight to currency.



Also come in colour




I'm not a fan of how they look, but I really respect the work the Australian Mint has gotten to make our coins colourful.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Dec 19, 2024

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Dexo posted:

Since the Avatar is split into twins, it's definitely gonna be like one has Raava and one has Vaatu right?

Also it would be very funny if the Avatar spirits each twin got also was split.

Like one twin has Kyoshi and Korra and the other has Aang and like Yangchen

I thought one twin was the Avatar and the other one was a muggle?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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I mean, lava bending does the same.

Here's some dirt, now it's 2000°. Also, expanded hundreds of times its initial volume.


Though, to be fair - every other element gets one big super version, but Fire gets two - lightning and magic eyeball booms.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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snip - sorry, this should have been in the animation for adults thread.

Duh.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Apr 27, 2025

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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BioEnchanted posted:

I finally did the third episode of the Mask Animated series with my reviews.

https://youtu.be/mjB81yJYDmk

This episode is better than you'd expect given it's The Baby Episode.

Only MASK cartoon I'm interested in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9NKHySA4wQ

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Just happened across the first episode of a new series in development called Spice Frontier.

Set in a far future where Earth in lost for unknown reasons, a human travels the galaxy to rediscover the lost secrets of Earth cuisine. Hunting ingredients and recipes, being hunted in turn by groups of badguys for unknown reasons. The first episode seemed like a lot of fun.

Misfit crew, alien robot with a past, deadly worlds, farming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAqnHywrx8

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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mystes posted:

In 2025 having a "pilot episode" on youtube doesn't necessarily mean it's actually "in development" so I wouldn't necessarily be too optimistic about that but who knows

Sadly true. But even if no more are ever made, I didn't feel like I wasted my time. Which, for a random youtube click, is pretty much gold medal stuff.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Gravity Falls was an absolute gem of a show. I have to go rewatch it again soon.

Great opening theme, too. If your show has a kickass opening theme, it immediately goes up several points in my opinion of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2DUpDxFJyg


I remember someone did a rap version over the top of the theme when the show was airing and it was really catchy, but now there're a million people with a million lovely lyric versions of the theme, so good luck finding it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Rhonne posted:

Steven can also just pop up out of Lar's hair literally whenever he wants to.

Wow, totally forgot Lars was undead. And Steven could use his head as a portal.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Electric Phantasm posted:

Pretty much lol

The Steven Bombs were a cool idea at the time, but drat I miss one and suddenly the gap feels real huge.

I was the same. Steven Universe and Adventure Time had such bizarre releases that I just kinda stopped caring.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Isn't there a French Kim Possible with four young spies and it's obviously 'the writers barely disguised fetish' dot em pee four the series?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Larryb posted:

Totally Spies, yes. It even got revived for a new season recently though they replaced most of the English cast

Holy poo poo, it's the Simpsons of underage fetish spy cartoons.

quote:

The animated series "Totally Spies!" first aired in the United States on November 3, 2001,

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Watched the Kpop Demon Hunters thing and it's pretty generic.

Except for one thing - demon tiger*. It's just pure undistilled cat madness.





* also, demon pigeon with hat.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Rhonne posted:

The weird thing about those crossovers is that I don't believe they made any attempt to match up the art styles. Everyone just looked so out of place standing next to each other.

Well, that's my question answered.

I always love seeing characters looking different when they appear in other series.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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mystes posted:

considering how diluted the term "live action" has become thanks to disney, I'm curious what this actually means, but I'm sure in any case it will be horrifying

Link has an image.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Larryb posted:

That has nothing to do with the movie, it’s just a shot from the short lived Netflix show

Now I just feel lied to by the article.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Dawgstar posted:

Nothing new, ever, I'm afraid. People will just not buy a new property.

Wait, I'm being handed a not about Kpop Demon... something? Oh, well, not important, I'm sure.

You mean the upcoming Tiger and Bird cinematic universe? I would fight for them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4zvseEErI

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Not a single thought behind those eyes, just gentle madness :allears:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Ah, that explains why the demon guy made the hat for the tiger. It's a gat, worn by Korean nobles.

And, I suppose, why the bird kept stealing it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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I had the Baron Karza toy as a kid that let you swap his parts with a horse and swap the horse's legs with wheels.

It was cool because all the Baron's limbs were held on with magnets. Had no idea who he was because I didn't even know the comic existed and only got it because Micronauts were cheaper toys than Star Wars.



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Goddamn, this poo poo is absolutely my jam.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Faithful adaptions or not, it all hinges on whether you're making a good, fun movie or show.

And fans of various franchises all know that adaptions are usually hollow trash made by people with absolute contempt for the source material. And it shines through in every single moment of the show or movie.

That's what upsets people.

I have no idea if the One Piece live action is faithful or not, but I can tell you it was an absolute blast to watch and I can't wait for series 2.

The Fallout series was a very faithful adaptation it was also great to watch with a great cast and great plot. Again, can't wait for series 2.

The Halo adaptation definitely was not a faithful adaptation - it was also poo poo. I somehow made it through two series, glad there won't be a third.

The Cowboy Bebop live action was just, just loving trash. An interesting cast to be sure but everything else just fell flat. Hope they bury it where it can never hurt anyone ever again.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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DoctorWhat posted:

"Absolute contempt"

"Disrespect"

Oh my god get over yourselves. This is what I'm talking about with the Demiurge thing.

I don't think anyone writing for Halo , or the Nickelodeon film adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, or almost any other maligned adaptation, was thinking "hahaha, this is garbage with no value whatsoever. I'm going to exploit it! I will meddle with the divine light and ruin poo poo for everyone!"

How many times has some making an adaptation said they've never seen the source material? Yeah, it's a lot.

And, yes, people bringing things like sci fi or fantasy to the screen have traditionally had nothing but contempt for the source material. They were "real" artists, how dare people expect them to deal with this. It'll never win an Oscar.

gently caress me, Sir Alec Guinness and Star Wars is pretty much the dictionary definition of this.

Or we could look at Shyamalan's adaptation of the Last Air Bender.

No one needs to "get over" anything except yourself. I'm not going to pretend any of the shows I mentioned are great art. But the originals were fun. They were engaging. They set people's imaginations on fire.

That's what matters to people going into a remake.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Nov 3, 2025

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