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Last night my parents came home from my dads work party. They were both mildy drunk. I go downstairs to get a drink and slowly open my door. Below I hear "poo poo" <rapid sprinting of naked bodies accross hardwood floor> Yes, my parents were loving in the lounge room. Luckily I didn't see anything. I did cry myself to sleep that night. I acknowledge that they do it, but really there is no reason to do it in the lounge room. Jesus loving christ. Please share your stories of catching your parents in the act ! ----------------<br><i>This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!</i><br>
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Oh man. My dad had went on this week long fishing trip when I was a young boy of about 11 years old. Anyway it was the day he got back. I was upstairs and I needed to get something from my parents room, dont remember what. I just walk right in, no knock or anything. All I saw was my moms naked legs way up in the air, there was giggling too. Although that stopped abruptly. I did a 180 as fast as I could and got out. My dad gave me the most embarassing lecture I've ever had in my life 5 minutes later about how to knock. He was really mad at me too, which made me feel 10 times worse. Another time, not my parents luckily, but friends of theirs. Our family was on vacation for 2 weeks at a cottage. They always invited friends of theirs up for a week. I've known them my whole life, really nice people. Anyways it must have been about 1:30 in the morning, and I think they had been doing a bit of drinking. I was up reading Belgarath the Sorcerer in my room adjacent to theirs. The walls, as they are in most cottages, were very thin. They consisted pretty much of that fake 1/2cm thick beaver panel. I started to hear this sound, the sound of a rusty old bed squeaking, you know the sound. And it goes on and on for about half a loving hour. Ignoramus fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Dec 8, 2002 |
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Dec 8, 2002 15:55
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Actually, I've caught them a bunch of times, but three in particular stand out. 1) We'd just moved back to the US from Germany, and my mom, my dad and I were sharing a hotel room... I was a bedroom away, but I heard.. *muted unfs* Mom: "What about Jay?" Dad: "He's asleep, don't worry about it." Me: *weeps silently into pillow* 2) I walked in on them when I was REALLY young, like 7-8. Mom: "!" Dad: "Shut the goddamn door!" Me: *runs to room, weeps silently into pillow* 3) 2 years ago. I had my girlfriend over, and we were hibbidying the jibbidy as the kids say. Then I hear my parents bed start to move above us (not bunkbeds, parents' bedroom was directly above me), and more muted unfos. Girlfriend: "Oh, that's sweet! Your parents still have sex!" Me: *stops having sex, weeps silently into pillow* Man, I have such scars. Thanks for bringing it up!
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Dec 8, 2002 15:56
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But wait, parents don't have sex.
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Dec 8, 2002 15:56
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My parents stopped trying to hide their sexuality when I was like 14 or 15. Maybe they never hid it and I just did not notice it when I was younger. When they thought I was in bed they wouldn't even shut the door to the room they were just having fun in and as my dad is quite loud I heard a lot of moaning. Somtimes I was close to get out of my bed and start yelling at them to shut the gently caress up because I wanted to sleep. I never did that though. When I was 18 or 19 I went downstairs to talk to my parents and when I entered the living room I saw my mom kneeling in front of my dad with her head in his crotch. I stood in the door and they didn't see me. For a short moment I felt like commenting with something like "So, how does it taste, mom?" but I decided not to disturb them. I just made myself some food and proceeded to watch TV upstairs. <KTX> Hey, I am 14/f/Canada I know this will sound weird but have you ever seen a pic of people doing it????
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Dec 8, 2002 15:57
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quote:Rheingold came out of the closet to say: I bet you've asked that quite a bit eh?
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Dec 8, 2002 16:04
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quote:Rheingold came out of the closet to say: Yeah that's bordering on child abuse sonny. If someone had called child protective services on them for that, there would surely have been some action. You also should have talked to them. Told them that they should not do it in the living room and close the god drat door, they were parents and should act as such.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:07
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quote:Skywise came out of the closet to say: it's Evolution Baby! (not gay) love your sig and love the video... 
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Dec 8, 2002 16:12
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My mother and stepfather don't make a habit of being quiet. And its not like I can knock on their door and tell them to quiet down, either.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:14
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quote:ErIog came out of the closet to say:
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Dec 8, 2002 16:18
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You guys are exaggerating. Parentsex is completely different from normal sex. Instead of putting penis in vagina and bumping around, they lie in different beds and read books facing opposite directions until they fall asleep.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:26
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quote:Rheingold came out of the closet to say: Do you feel this has somehow changed you for worse? Your sexuality? I'm genuinely interested because there's so much stuff people judge horrible just by what they've always been taught without giving things a second thought.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:31
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quote:ErIog came out of the closet to say: Child abuse? Oh give me a break. 1)He was 18 or 19, dude. NOT A CHILD. 2)It's not like they were performing in front of him; they didn't expect him to be there and he happened to see them doing something sexual - BFD. People get way too worked up about sex. Oh, and yes, once I walked in on my parents at about 6:30 in the morning. I was probably about 10 or 11, and I had knocked but they hadn't heard. I opened the door and I just see my dad appear to fly across the bed from his previous perch on top of mom (who was clothed(?!) in a nightgown, luckily). Mom stutters "we were just ... ah ... snuggling!" I stood somewhat paralyzed for about 3 seconds, and said "carry on!" then turned around and walked out. We never spoke of it again, but I was drat proud of myself for coming up with the smartass comment. (Hey, I was 11 remember).
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Dec 8, 2002 16:44
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child abuse? ya know, the thing i hate most about people who actually do abuse kids or give them horrible upbringings, is all the hype they cause amongst the population.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:45
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quote:Zebadaiah came out of the closet to say: Consciously I don't know if the behaviour of my parents changed me. It's not like I've ever seen something I hadn't seen before. Softcore porn (anything without erected penises, labias and sperm) is available without age restriction here and I - like most others - started to check out the porn magazines at the supermarket when I was 12 or 13 years old. The noise part also did not affect me in a "OMG how horrible, that's SEX" way. It disturbed my attempts to sleep in the same way a loudly played CD would have disturbed me. <KTX> Hey, I am 14/f/Canada I know this will sound weird but have you ever seen a pic of people doing it????
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Dec 8, 2002 16:52
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only heard them once my dad was giving my mom a right good lovin and she made her joy very vocal ----------------
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Dec 8, 2002 16:52
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About two years after my parents divorced I started taking karate lessons. A mere month into the lessons I got up late one night to get a glass of water...and I heard noises from the living room. I peeked around the corner and...yeah, my mom. loving my karate coach. On the goddamned couch. Both she and my father were mystified that I was suddenly giving karate up, that I refused to go back to class. To this day neither of them knows the reason. I didn't say anything, though. I just went back to bed sans water. And since I never caught her loving my dad - hell, they separated when I was five - I had to catch her loving other guys. The MARRIED guy she was seeing, he moved us here, abandoned us without a car or money or food, my mom didn't have a job...anyway, we'd just arrived and were staying in a hotel. Two beds, one room. I'm a very heavy sleeper, so they didn't wake me up. But I DID manage to wake up and turn over, sleepy-eyed, to face them. While the guy was in mid-thrust. They both froze. And I will never forget the look in that rear end in a top hat's eyes. Pure comedy gold. ----------------
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Dec 8, 2002 16:56
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a couple quick pictures would have helped validate this story for all...plus provided you with blackmail material.
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Dec 8, 2002 16:59
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quote:[Enoch Root] came out of the closet to say: And nine months later, *POP* there's your new baby brother. Once, when I was about 12, I caught my mom with a guy that wasn't my dad. That sucked horribly. ----------------
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Dec 8, 2002 17:00
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I'm so glad these experiences aren't mine. The image of my parent's doing it would forever sear itself into my eyes and I would never have an erection ever again.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:06
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SHUT UP NOW gaaaaarrrrrrrrhhttheimagesssssshhhrrhhhhh!!!
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Dec 8, 2002 17:08
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I'm happy to say that i've never caught my parents having sex. In fact, i've never even been AWARE of my parents having sex, even though my bedroom is right next to theirs. They must both be really boring in bed.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:10
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quote:Brit Studman came out of the closet to say: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:12
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After the birth of the last sibling, my mother got her uterus removed because of some crazy disease. That was when I was two.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:24
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What kind of horrid images are you trying to bring to me at 11:30 in the morning?
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Dec 8, 2002 17:25
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quote:pelle came out of the closet to say: And no, I've never even heard my parents laying pipe. Thank god. "As far as writers go I consider myself to be hands on, the kind of guy who would beat off just to get into the proper mood for an emotionless post-coitus scene."
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Dec 8, 2002 17:30
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quote:acro came out of the closet to say: How's that relevant?
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Dec 8, 2002 17:32
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This is my favorite story to tell when my parents try to embarass me. It's a little gross, but the comedy makes up for it. i was about 3-4 years old, and was sleeping, when i heard a noise downstairs. my dad and i had been wrestling earlier that night, and i come downstairs to see my dad on top of my mon, pinning her down, and going to town. being three years old, i yell "ONE TWO THREE DADDY WINS!" at the top of my lungs. Mom screams, Dad just about jumpos through the loving ceiling. Somethimes when I come home now, and the door is locked (usually for the afforementioned reason), I come inside and say "MOM! GET HIM IN THE FIGURE 4!" or something like that. It's for reasons like that that that my mom puts rat poison in my food. EDIT - One time, before I graduated, my mom let me have girls over, but she made it clear: NO SEX. One day, I'm about a millisecond from shooting the mother load, and I hear her car door shut. My girlfriend was like "GET OFF GET DRESSED!" but I just took a few more thrusts, done. Then we get dressed REALLY fast, mom comes up[ and opens the door. To this day, I don't know how I did it, but I had my khaki pants on COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT. And I even zippered and buttoned it. She just took one look, and said "oh my god". I got a stern lecture that night. FreshYaPepper fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Dec 8, 2002 |
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This happened when I was 16. A friend and I spent the night at my old house, watching TV. The front room was adjecent to my dad's room, and we could hear some woman in there making short gasping sounds. My friend said, "Dude, your dad's porkin' someone." It was kind of embarrasing. They must have heard the TV and tried to keep it quiet, but it was pretty obvious. The next morning (we didn't sleep, because it was summer vacation and sleep was a weakness) we were in the computer room when dad asked us to close the door. We were like "WTF." But we closed it because we knew whoever was in bed with him was going to bolt. I knew dad had a girlfriend, but when I looked out the window, I could see that was most certainly not her. Fun. But it wasn't the first time. The first time this happened I was 9. I know I talked about walking into my dad and my Boy Scout master's wife when they were together in the living room, so I won't repeat it here. It's kind of funny. Hahahahahaha. Mom had her fair share of boyfriends. I met a few when I visited her, but thank God I never caught her in that kind of situation. I mean, one parent is enough, thank you. You know, now that I think about it, I was exposed to a lot of wierd sex-related situations thanks to old dad and some of his friends. Geh. Horrifying. Shutting up and getting out of this thread now. Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Dec 8, 2002 |
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Dec 8, 2002 17:34
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quote:Zebadaiah came out of the closet to say: They've never had sex while I had the ability to walk/catch/see them.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:47
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So this one time, me and my brother were at the movies, and after it was over, I called my parents to come pick me up(I was about 14, shut up.) Mom: Yeah, what is it? Me: Can you come pick us up? Mom: Uh...(muffled swear)...yeah sure, give us an hour. (hangs up) (It's a 20 minute drive) So I wait, mom picks me up, I come home, and what do I see in the toilet closest to their bedroom? A condom, a condom wrapper, and JESUS CHRIST a lot of babyjuice. Gah.
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Dec 8, 2002 17:53
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quote:TheChaplain came out of the closet to say: If you have her wear it, I'll throw that in my sig. Hell, if you have her wear it naked, I'll throw THAT in my sig.
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Dec 8, 2002 18:14
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Comedy 'Penis in mom's ear = Dance all night' option.
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Dec 8, 2002 18:23
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I'm a horrible morning person, so my mom usually got my up in the morning for school. I wake up at about 9AM on a school day back in 6th grade, look over at the clock and realize that "poo poo... mom didn't get me up." So I get up, kinda pissed and run to my parents room to bitch her out. Swing the door open *BAM* they're having sex. I honestly think my brain has blocked part of this memory, because it's really fuzzy (no pun intended), but my dad rolls over super quickly and I just slam the door and run to the bathroom. I did my morning business in complete horrified shock, and walked to school. When I got home that afternoon, my mom and my dad were in the living room watching TV. I just stood in the doorway and stared at them for about 2 straight minutes. My mom said that my dad had to talk to me about something, and she got up and left the room. My dad got up out of his chair, came over to me, put his arm on my shoulder. He looked down at me... and we proceeded to laugh hysterically for the next ten minutes.
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Dec 8, 2002 18:26
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quote:Wompa164 came out of the closet to say: Comedy "Shhhhhhh" Option
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Dec 8, 2002 18:27
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Comedy "Painful Childhood Divorce with Lots of Crying" Option
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Dec 8, 2002 18:48
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When I was little my parents would often go take "naps" for about 15 minutes-1/2 hour at random times.
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Dec 8, 2002 19:06
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quote:acro came out of the closet to say: Um...I'm sure they probably have. It's not like the entrance to the vagina seals itself shut after the uterus is gone. Go earn yourself some anatomy.=P TCC: If you see this sig, it means that for once I wasn't too hosed up to remember the checkbox.
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Dec 8, 2002 19:18
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Lack of Uterus != Loss of Sexing Ability
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quote:error1 came out of the closet to say: Yes.
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