Corporate Megathread: Within cells interlinked

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: Within cells interlinked

Amaritudo: Jul 5, 2003; The Bitter Timelord

My most hated corporate catchphrase is "synergy from teamwork". It is a bullshit concept that fallaciously assumes each team member has a constructive contribution to make. 99% of the time, 1-2 people will know what they are doing while the rest of the group will just parrot everyone else or completely destroy the project for the sake of ego. gently caress teamwork. gently caress it up it's matrix-structured rear end in a top hat. Our projects take five times longer now because of our new team structure just so that in case the stars align and "synergy" flies out of our dickholes.

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