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precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


Itís got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, itís delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!

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LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL"


precision posted:

Itís got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, itís delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!

Mmm...interesting...texture...

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


LifeGetsWorser posted:

Mmm...interesting...texture...

Enjoying the eggs?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Eggs are eggs.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


I am not a soft-boiled egg.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won


Root Bear posted:

I am not a soft-boiled egg.

And I am not a piece of toast

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Ew Mr Apple, you have a brown spot!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


The recipe was for four to six people. I had to multiply for a hundred and eighty-three people.

I guess I got confused.

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


Capt. Sticl posted:

The recipe was for four to six people.

She's... into it.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006

More pretentious than thou


precision posted:

She's... into it.

You had a date? You went out with my butler? Who said you could go out with my butler?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


precision posted:

She's... into it.

'Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!"


Incidentally, I always thought George's cousin looked like Maura Tierney if she were a massive alcoholic:

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

DrBouvenstein posted:

'Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!"


Incidentally, I always thought George's cousin looked like Maura Tierney if she were a massive alcoholic:


TURN YOUR KEY, MAURA!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I'm caught in my own web of lies!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


potee posted:

I'm caught in my own web of lies!

potee, just remember. It's not a lie if you believe it.

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

"What do you fear
most in the world?"

"The possibility that
love is not enough."


"The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices."
"What?"
"I mean, uhh...I had fun ice skating."

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours.

Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm awake per week, every week.

Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Capt. Sticl posted:

Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours.

Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm awake per week, every week.

Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years.

Just imagine how much more you'll accomplish.

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


potee posted:

Just imagine how much more you'll accomplish.

I've been lying about my income for years, I can afford a fake house in the Hamptons.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


precision posted:

I've been lying about my income for years, I can afford a fake house in the Hamptons.

Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


TMMadman posted:

Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift.

Yes, two solariums. Quite a find!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Snoopy and Prickly Pete!

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005



We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

TMMadman posted:

Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift.

Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home? The place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Capt. Sticl posted:

Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours.

Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm awake per week, every week.

Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years.


It's only one day! Half a day, really.

I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes. It'll go by like that.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ginette Reno posted:

Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home? The place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished.

What's so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

VH4Ever posted:

We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


Demon Of The Fall posted:

I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back.

Forgive me for trying to class up this place,

for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society

that might not watch

channel eleven.

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


Demon Of The Fall posted:

I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back.

I think I got it. How 'bout this? How 'bout this? We trade Jim Leyritz and Bernie Williams, for Barry Bonds, huh? Whadda ya think? That way you have Griffey and Bonds, in the same outfield! Now you got a team!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


precision posted:

I think I got it. How 'bout this? How 'bout this? We trade Jim Leyritz and Bernie Williams, for Barry Bonds, huh? Whadda ya think? That way you have Griffey and Bonds, in the same outfield! Now you got a team!

Jerry, this is Frank Costanza; Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005



What in the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm...you don't know what the hell you're doin!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


VH4Ever posted:

What in the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm...you don't know what the hell you're doin!!

You know as painful as it is I've had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra. Lou Piniella. Bucky Dent. Billy Martin. Dallas Green. Dick Houser. Bill Virdon. Billy Martin. Stump Merrill. Billy Martin. Bob Lemon. Billy Martin. Gene Michael. Buck Showalter - uh, uh, you didn't hear that from me!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


THEY URINATE IN THERE!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


We're sending you fifty dollars! Potee, get me an envelope.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won


Capt. Sticl posted:

We're sending you fifty dollars! Potee, get me an envelope.

I swear to God, if you send me fifty dollars, you are gonna be so sorry!

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


potee posted:

You know as painful as it is I've had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra. Lou Piniella. Bucky Dent. Billy Martin. Dallas Green. Dick Houser. Bill Virdon. Billy Martin. Stump Merrill. Billy Martin. Bob Lemon. Billy Martin. Gene Michael. Buck Showalter - uh, uh, you didn't hear that from me!

Boutros Boutros Golly

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010



Love the Sein

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