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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.

I, a customer, and she....a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


Sash! posted:

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.

I, a customer, and she....a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

No, no, no no, listen to me.

I work in fashion.

Together, we can drive Putumayo out of business and make Cinqo de Mayo numero uno... de Mayo.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won


Oh no... my frankfurter fell my frankfurter fell

It was really good... I can't believe I dropped it

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


The Narrator posted:

Oh no... my frankfurter fell my frankfurter fell

It was really good... I can't believe I dropped it

Well, you made a long journey, from Milan to Minsk...

Wait! Wait! Hold it, stop!

...My shoelace...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I'd like to go a little native... get the feel of their condiments, their unmentionables, you know, the real, uh, gritty-gritty.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006



I find pastrami the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006



What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!

precision
May 7, 2006

Double great.


That's a big matzo ball...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Kull the Conqueror posted:

What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Root Bear posted:

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


I would like to inform the thread I got a new phone.

and when the alarm goes off... it tells me the weather.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


TMMadman posted:

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

I think we've still got some left in the supply room.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won


Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006



TMMadman posted:

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003

Un alpha en développement depuis quatre ans? C'est incroyable!



Root Bear posted:

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

You wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


potee posted:

Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom.

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Gyshall posted:

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006



Ginette Reno posted:

I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.

Then how do you know you cut them?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Gyshall posted:

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

Im a man that respects a good coma.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.

SeANMcBAY posted:

Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious.

Ugh. Even by season 9 of the classic show there were signs it was slipping. Besides that, can they bring Michael Richards back? It's funny, 10 years ago what he said was a scandal. Now he could be President.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


season 10 is just clip show episodes, hth

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


The funniest thing* about a Seinfeld revival would be that all the male leads would look puffy and old and lovely, and JLD would look better and healthier than ever....And she's battling CANCER.

(*oh and also how every new scene with Kramer would be uploaded to YouTube with "HE'S A N*****" audio overlaid on it, minutes after broadcast. Still can't believe that both Jerry and Larry tried to rehab the dude's image. That footage speaks volumes.)

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