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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


JethroMcB posted:

I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey CRAP!

And now I present to you..."The Candy Lineup"

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Vietnamwees posted:

And now I present to you..."The Candy Lineup"

Hey boss, check it out...free candy!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses



JethroMcB posted:

The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan’s.

I'll tell you what you did Caligula, you combined food and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at Jun 4, 2018 around 13:49

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


Low Desert Punk posted:

I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

Boy, you are your bathrooms.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Low Desert Punk posted:

I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

I thought maybe you'd clean it up, or maybe get your maid there...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

I thought maybe you'd clean it up, or maybe get your maid there...

Was that wrong?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chest. I proclaim this...the summer of Ginette Reno!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Ginette Reno posted:

This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chest. I proclaim this...the summer of Ginette Reno!

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.

potee posted:

Was that wrong?

I read it in Ann Landers!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


ANN LANDERS SUCKS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

♪ 'Cause the murderer struck again, hey!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

potee posted:

♪ 'Cause the murderer struck again, hey!



Step aside!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008



He sunk like a stone

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

He sunk like a stone

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL"


potee posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

potee, what the HELL are you talking about??

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Vietnamwees posted:

He sunk like a stone

Hey, you know what it is? It's that East River.

I think it might be polluted!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


JethroMcB posted:

Hey, you know what it is? It's that East River.

I think it might be polluted!

Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.

Low Desert Punk posted:

Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives.

If anything, well probably get there early. Ill have a chance to go to the Duty Free shop.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Imagined posted:

If anything, we’ll probably get there early. I’ll have a chance to go to the Duty Free shop.

It wasn't until I traveled internationally that I realized the joke is that Kramer is a US citizen and can't stop at the duty free shop.


I've flown first class, I can't go back to coach! I can't - I won't

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

potee posted:

It wasn't until I traveled internationally that I realized the joke is that Kramer is a US citizen and can't stop at the duty free shop.


I've flown first class, I can't go back to coach! I can't - I won't

Up here, I'm already gone

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


Jerry. I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Ginette Reno posted:

Up here, I'm already gone

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


TMMadman posted:

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.



You'd better be careful with that thing.


You'll start a war.

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

"What do you fear
most in the world?"

"The possibility that
love is not enough."


Koko, the gorilla who mastered sign language, has died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpRZcVm7wH4

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


JethroMcB posted:

GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok, goodbye JethroMcB, don't post anymore, I'm dead now, gotta go.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

That monkeys alright

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mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

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