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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


That's it, we're moving! I will not tolerate infestation!

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003
Come join the advanced stats revolution, like the finest minds in global football! Use stats like xG and DSZiBoT to determine who should be champion and what's a fair result!

Rageaholic posted:

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!

Cougar! My son tells me your company stinks. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe....I lost my train of thought.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

potee posted:

What the hell does that mean!?

Why'd you put the bananas in there?!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Ginette Reno posted:

Why'd you put the bananas in there?!

JASON SEXTROS LIKES THE BANANAS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

JASON SEXTROS LIKES THE BANANAS!

SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!

What the HELL does that mean!?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I was watching a provocative movie on cable TV called "The Net"- starring that woman from "The Bus".

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Gyshall posted:

I was watching a provocative movie on cable TV called "The Net"- starring that woman from "The Bus".

Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion; the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


TMMadman posted:

Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion; the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

You're Batman.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

A man in a cape.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

A man in a cape.

Well, it is good cape weather; cool, breezy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




JethroMcB posted:

You're Batman.

Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


TMMadman posted:

Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

You kept makin' the stops!?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

You kept makin' the stops!?

Well, people kept ringing the bell!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

Well, people kept ringing the bell!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER!

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009



Bird in a Blender posted:

YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER!

NO? WHY NOT?


OK GOOD ANSWER

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

I can't remember
what she came here for

I can't remember
much of anything
anymore


Shredded Hen

https://twitter.com/consequence/sta...348028178804736

Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Rageaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/consequence/sta...348028178804736

Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.

"Just listen to the music of the traffic, in the city. Linger on the sidewalk, where the neon lights are pretty."

Where the neon lights are pretty... the Broadway area?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Rageaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/consequence/sta...348028178804736

Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.

Isn't that Babe Ruth's uniform?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


jojoinnit posted:

Isn't that Babe Ruth's uniform?

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently: He wasn't really a sultan!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


potee posted:

"Just listen to the music of the traffic, in the city. Linger on the sidewalk, where the neon lights are pretty."

Where the neon lights are pretty... the Broadway area?

Nah, that's Midtown.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

jojoinnit posted:

Isn't that Babe Ruth's uniform?

Jojoinnit, I think you may be taking this thread a little too seriously.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

I'm tired if your macho head games.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Rageaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/consequence/sta...348028178804736

Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.

I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


TMMadman posted:

I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.

Him you brainwashed?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



My name is Tanya.

*brandishes vacuum extension menacingly*

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Woah - potee Rifkin. That is so cool!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

Woah - potee Rifkin. That is so cool!

We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


potee posted:

We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

This guy - this is not my kind of guy.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


I am eating my lunch!

How do you eat it? With your hands?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

I am eating my lunch!

How do you eat it? With your hands?

Vietnamwees, you're having a T-bone?

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

and if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

I have an update
https://twitter.com/carlreiner/stat...2160708610?s=21

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


Desota's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


potee posted:

We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

What do you think, potee? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Paper mache hats?

What if it rains?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Paper mache hats?

What if it rains?

The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings! It is the chopsticks, but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel." You went "Sam - U- EL." Papie-eh Mach-eh? What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings! It is the chopsticks, but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel." You went "Sam - U- EL." Papie-eh Mach-eh? What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

So that's the SAS forum. Here's the TV IV forum. You need to familiarize yourself with some of the threads. Yeah go ahead and look through some of the posts.

Yeah, that's Potee. You don't have to worry about him. Why don't you reply to my post and get started on that quote?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ginette Reno posted:

So that's the SAS forum. Here's the TV IV forum. You need to familiarize yourself with some of the threads. Yeah go ahead and look through some of the posts.

Yeah, that's Potee. You don't have to worry about him. Why don't you reply to my post and get started on that quote?

You're late again, Reno, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.

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