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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

You're late again, Reno, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


potee posted:

You're late again, Reno, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.


Hello, Mr. Farneman. You wanna buy a forums account? No? Why not?! All right, I see! Good answer! Thank you!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

Boxers! How do you wear these things?! Look at that they're bagging up they're rising here. And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping! What am I gonna do? I'm going crazy in these things!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

The bank? IT BURNED. IT'S GONE.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001


Can't believe we let the ten-year anniversary of this thread go by without a word about it.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


OldSenileGuy posted:

Can't believe we let the ten-year anniversary of this thread go by without a word about it.



I thought he was dark and disturbed!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


JethroMcB posted:

I thought he was dark and disturbed!

I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


drat, I'm a week late, but it was the anniversary of Kramer & Newman's story of when they first ran into baseball legend Keith Hernandez...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feqmemnOzeY

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


OldSenileGuy posted:

Can't believe we let the ten-year anniversary of this thread go by without a word about it.


mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

OldSenileGuy posted:

Can't believe we let the ten-year anniversary of this thread go by without a word about it.

Every day is this thread's birthday.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



These are my everyday balloons

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Well, here's to feelin' good all the time.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

Well, here's to feelin' good all the time.

Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm posting over there.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


George is such a great character. I'm rewatching episodes and he's the one that really focuses the show. I can't stand to watch much of Curb but Jason Alexander really channels Larry David just enough.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ccs posted:

George is such a great character. I'm rewatching episodes and he's the one that really focuses the show. I can't stand to watch much of Curb but Jason Alexander really channels Larry David just enough.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Ccs, potee, I have fleas!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Coffee And Pie posted:

Can you believe it? Iím vomiting on June 29th again!
Can you believe it? Iím vomiting on June 29th again!

Coffee And Pie fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jun 29, 2020

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Coffee And Pie posted:

Can you believe it? Iím vomiting on June 29th again!

Boy, you can really post some trash.


I guess that's better than eating it.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Coffee And Pie posted:

Can you believe it? Iím vomiting on June 29th again!

You know what that means, don't you?

It is now the SUMMER OF GEORGE!

Now you can go to a tractor pull! Stay out all night! Bite down into a giant chunk of cheese! Nobody's stopping you!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


All right, let's see what I have today. Darn it, it's ham and cheese again - and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard, you know you could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. Oh, she made up for it with a cupcake, though. Hey, look at this, you know I got a new system for eating these things, George. I used to peel off the chocolate. Now I turn it upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end. It's almost a dessert dessert.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

and if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

OldSenileGuy posted:

Can't believe we let the ten-year anniversary of this thread go by without a word about it.
What? No! No, no, no!!!
...Thank you

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


If I can't shitpost on the forums I have no reason to live

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

If I can't shitpost on the forums I have no reason to live

"Quotes, quotes, I need my quotes."

Have you reposted those quotes yet, by the way?

bruckner
Sep 11, 2010


I'm an importer, an importer/exporter

here's George with Tenet trailer 2 music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJAoUM-FD0

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

potee posted:

"Quotes, quotes, I need my quotes."

Have you reposted those quotes yet, by the way?

I think I understand this. Gyshall is real. His biography is not. Now, you Potee are real.

But your life is Gyshall's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Gyshall which is you.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Well , that's what led to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Republicans waiting for Trump to discover the Costanza strategy.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

Republicans waiting for Trump to discover the Costanza strategy.

You know, you should make yourself throw up.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


SirPablo posted:

Republicans waiting for Trump to discover the Costanza strategy.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


SirPablo posted:

Republicans waiting for Trump to discover the Costanza strategy.

You understand....

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


What's the deal with politics? I don't get it.

Am I right, people?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair!

Everyone out of the chunnel!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


YOU want in!?

You'll be out before we get the check!

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Iím rewatching the whole show and now halfway through season 8. Itís incredible that the quality didnít diminish at all after losing Larry David as head writer. Other shows lose their head writers and the series just tanks but thereís a ton of gems in season 8.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


You must have a good story, otherwise, it's just masturbation.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

You must have a good story, otherwise, it's just masturbation.

Then why am I quoting it?

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


RIP Regis, he was bonkos

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