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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

Does anyone else think TMMadman might have murdered Susan?

I always just ASSUMED he did!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

I always just ASSUMED he did!

Not only that, I broke potee's thumbs!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


TMMadman posted:

Not only that, I broke potee's thumbs!

Yeah, well, he didn't sleep with both of 'em!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

Yeah, well, he didn't sleep with both of 'em!

You've been in her bed?

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





SirPablo posted:

You've been in her bed?

Yadda, yadda... yadda

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat




Pulchritudinous is an anti-dentite.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Justin Credible posted:

Pulchritudinous is an anti-dentite.

They don't just overcook a hamburger, Justin Credible.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




TVGM posted:

They don't just overcook a hamburger, Justin Credible.

I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

This guy... this is not my kind of guy.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

potee posted:

This guy... this is not my kind of guy.

I loathe him.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


SirPablo posted:

I loathe him.

Are you dense?

I said, I wanted you to drop dead.

Now...DROP DEAD.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

This guy... this is not my kind of guy.

A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

SirPablo posted:

I loathe him.

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


...Mister Marbles?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Stelllllll-uggggggh

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Bosco!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

[You know, we're living in a] Society!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


TWIX!

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat





You're incorrect.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Justin Credible posted:

You're incorrect.

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST!?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


My father's gay.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


I've never had a really good pickle.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

Astro!

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat




STELLA! STELLLLLAHHH!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You're not giving away our waterpik!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

You're not giving away our waterpik!

HOOCHIE MAMA! HOOCHIE MAMA!

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


TMMadman posted:

You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.
Snapple?

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


The man on the tape wasn't specific.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

mojo1701a posted:

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

That's what I'd like to know about it.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





mojo1701a posted:

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

I'm mojo1701as lawyer.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo I can see not saying hello, she's very, what's the word... supercilious.


HOW COULD CHILI NOT! SAY! HELLO!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






potee posted:

SirPablo I can see not saying hello, she's very, what's the word... supercilious.


HOW COULD CHILI NOT! SAY! HELLO!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

I can't remember
what she came here for

I can't remember
much of anything
anymore




Shredded Hen

Will somebody answer that drat phone?!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


Rageaholic posted:

Will somebody answer that drat phone?!

Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Athanatos posted:

Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you?

Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

And you want to be my latex salesman?

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


You felt her material?

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