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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Chili posted:

Potee said you ran away from him as if he were the Boogedyman!

And I had won by so much a myth began to grow about my speed. Only potee suspected something was amiss. He's hated me ever since. Now he's back.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




potee posted:

HEY ESPERANTINC!!!




Hello American Jotee, which way to hamburger-hot dog stand?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You ever wear silk underwear?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


SirPablo posted:

You ever wear silk underwear?

It's not a purse!

IT'S EUROPEAN!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

JethroMcB posted:

It's not a purse!

IT'S EUROPEAN!

Then who are the Dutch?

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


TVGM posted:

Then who are the Dutch?
Moops!

Edit:

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I've been watching a lot of Seinfeld lately. A TON of BB/BCS actors were in it but none more prominently than....


potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


We don't allow any outside syrups, jams or condiments in the restaurant.

And if I catch you in here with that again... I will confiscate it.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Your hands were in the dough??

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery. 

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You see that I don't care for.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


All right, that's enough. You're fired.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

potee posted:

All right, that's enough. You're fired.

I don't even really work here.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


potee posted:

All right, that's enough. You're fired.

Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him IM IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Bird in a Blender posted:

Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him IM IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.

I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every poster we've seen.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ginette Reno posted:

I don't even really work here.

That's what makes this so difficult.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Bird in a Blender posted:

Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.

That's not gonna be good for business.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


That's not going to be good for anybody.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every poster we've seen.

I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


potee posted:

I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


JethroMcB posted:

The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

Its a good thing the cleaning lady was there!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Alright, before that, I was in real estate. I quit, because the boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom. That was it.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


potee posted:

I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Was that wrong?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Last night, I had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

Last night, I had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME!

Get rid of the exclamation points. I hate exclamation points.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili posted:

Get rid of the exclamation points. I hate exclamation points.

Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


potee posted:

Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!
The turkey.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

The turkey.

You are the assman.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


SirPablo posted:

You are the assman.

...but I don't wanna be a pirate!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


JethroMcB posted:

...but I don't wanna be a pirate!

Hey, this looks better than anything you own!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

A donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance Fund.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


The Human Fund. Money for People.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


Bird in a Blender posted:

The Human Fund. Money for People.

Bird in a Blender, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a drat good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




SirPablo posted:

A donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance Fund.

Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? Please?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

esperantinc posted:

Bird in a Blender, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a drat good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.

You're soooo good looking.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

You're soooo good looking.

Well, you're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/st...7647021056?s=19

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I think it's pretty great that Larry Thomas has embraced being the Soup Nazi so hard. It would be reasonable to be sick of it by this point.

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

I think it's pretty great that Larry Thomas has embraced being the Soup Nazi so hard. It would be reasonable to be sick of it by this point.

Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.

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