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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Chili posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.

Chili, what the HELL are you talking about!?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


What the hell does that mean?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

What the hell is a gander anyway?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


The rooster has sex with all of them.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Bird in a Blender posted:

The rooster has sex with all of them.

Thats PERVERSE!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Gyshall posted:

What the hell does that mean?

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Well I had sex with your wife!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


That van's a-rockin'!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.



I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Are they war veterans?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




I'm a general. And we both know, it's the
job of a general to, by God, get things done.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat




SirPablo posted:

Are they war veterans?

Tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.



I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

Is there a body stocking option?

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.



I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

Angry_Ed posted:

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

Hey! Itís Bodysuit Man!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


Angry_Ed posted:

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

esperantinc posted:

Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!

The very pants I was returning.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


No matter what they're wearing, they'll always play a "nice game, pretty boy."

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


Step off, Rupert Buttermilk.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You kept making the stops?!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


SirPablo posted:

You kept making the stops?!

WELL SOMEONE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

WELL SOMEONE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Step off, Rupert Buttermilk.

Jord* is gettin' upset!

*my real first name

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jord* is gettin' upset!

*my real first name

You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!

I choose not to run!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Chili posted:

I choose not to run!

Helloooooooooo!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat




What is that? Dutch?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Justin Credible posted:

What is that? Dutch?

FEMTI kroner? How much is that?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


The Human Cow posted:

I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!

A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand.

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again.

It was supposed to be the summer of Jord!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


I was sitting there in my boxers, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Why would Jord steal from the Yankees?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


TVGM posted:

Why would Jord steal from the Yankees?

My Jord isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Why would potee bring anything?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

Why would potee bring anything?

You Gyshall?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


potee posted:

You Gyshall?



Todd Gack is unsettling to look at.

Edit: Also, "what kinda 'a' naeh is Todd Gack, anyuay?"

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