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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I SHED ITSH A PEACH

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

I SHED ITSH A PEACH



I am not gonna taste your peach. I ate someone's pecan last night, I'm not gonna eat your peach.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Imagine: You could walk around drunk all day.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




I threw up from the Hennigans

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




JethroMcB posted:

Imagine: You could walk around drunk all day.

I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. Good day, Mr. JethroMcB.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

What about the dreaded apparatus?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili posted:

What about the dreaded apparatus?

That condom killed me. Why do they have to make the wrappers on those things so hard to open?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Like a frightened turtle.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


That is one place on my wardrobe I don't need a set of sharp, interlocking metal teeth

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

Let me ask you something. If you and JethroMcB were ever to... dance, how do you decide who leads?

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


A Jord divided against itself CANNOT STAND!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


SirPablo posted:

I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

Arrivederci my fellow 40-short!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


WSAENOTSOCK posted:

A Jord divided against itself CANNOT STAND!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand.

What, you're using my bits now?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What, you're using my bits now?

Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Bird in a Blender posted:

Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.

I'm gonna go pick up some chicks.

Good-looking ones!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





JethroMcB posted:

I'm gonna go pick up some chicks.

Good-looking ones!

Get a good look, JethroMcB?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Bird in a Blender posted:

Have you seen his act? He’s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.

It's enough to make me puke.

Hey, that's a funny word!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


WSAENOTSOCK is the voice of new generation. MY GENERATION!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


MightyJoe36 posted:

WSAENOTSOCK is the voice of new generation. MY GENERATION!

Do you work out with weights?

No, I don't.

You should!

Why?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




I'll make time, because potee, I was once like you; wide-eyed, naive, I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





TMMadman posted:

I'll make time, because potee, I was once like you; wide-eyed, naive, I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management.

TMMadman was, some may say, a cock-eyed optimist.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

I can't remember
what she came here for

I can't remember
much of anything
anymore




Pulchritudinous posted:

TMMadman was, some may say, a cock-eyed optimist.
Toxic gas?!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Rageaholic posted:

Toxic gas?!

This is beyond B.O. It's B.B.O.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

potee posted:

This is beyond B.O. It's B.B.O.

 Well, that's what led to potee's downfall.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





TVGM posted:

 Well, that's what led to potee's downfall.

If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock, they're gonna take me down like TVGM!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Pulchritudinous posted:

If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock, they're gonna take me down like TVGM!

I think you've read one too many Potee stories. Good day, Ms Pulchritudinous.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


jojoinnit posted:

I think you've read one too many Potee stories. Good day, Ms Pulchritudinous.

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Rageaholic - but they all stink!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

I can't remember
what she came here for

I can't remember
much of anything
anymore




potee posted:

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Rageaholic - but they all stink!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I'm almost done my full series binge, and I'm sad. I don't want it to end, despite the fact that it's been over for 22 years now (holy poo poo )

This is actually the first time I've ever seen EVERY episode. Before, there were a few that I'd missed out on, like The Dog, and a few others. I didn't remember what the Van Buren Boys were all about, and couldn't remember how Elaine ever worked for Mr Pitt. But all of that's behind me now, because I have seen everything (well, as of this post, I haven't rewatched the finale yet, just checking out the clipshow). I loved the show before, but now I have an even deeper appreciation for it all. It's perfect. Even the lower rated episodes are gold, Jerry; gold!

I also noticed something with the timeline that might interest this thread (and will likely be super obvious to most)... If you don't count Curb and/or the reunion episode, there has never been a time when this site and these forums existed at the same time as new Seinfeld episodes. Both things existed/exist with a year+ break in the middle.

Anyway, my name is Jord, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents. And I had SEX with YOUR WIFE! Serenity now!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


You know, his wife is in a coma.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

I can't remember
what she came here for

I can't remember
much of anything
anymore




MightyJoe36 posted:

You know, his wife is in a coma.
So if the coma victim wakes up in a month, he’s thrilled, he got out of the coma. He goes home, there’s nothing left?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




MightyJoe36 posted:

You know, his wife is in a coma.

Yeah, she shot into that coma pretty fast.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I, potee, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Rupert Buttermilk to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

I, potee, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Rupert Buttermilk to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Potee, I'm not even sure what you have here is even...legal.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

She was attractive, she was also, in fact, a nazi.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Yeah, I'm huge.

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