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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




That reminds me, I'm not getting you guys any more fruit. That guy was eyeballing me the whole time. He gave me the creeps. All right, you owe me twenty-eight sixty.

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


SirPablo posted:

I put it on the cover.

Well hardly anyone ever looks at...the cover.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

Well hardly anyone ever looks at...the cover.

Yeah, your nipple's showing. Anything else?

All right, see you later.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

potee posted:

Yeah, your nipple's showing. Anything else?

All right, see you later.

This woman has never, not once, ever, as long as I have known her, worn a bra.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Heavy_D posted:

This woman has never, not once, ever, as long as I have known her, worn a bra.

How long does it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


TMMadman posted:

How long does it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be.

SirPablo?

...

...

...

...

I don't know sometimes

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


Vietnamwees posted:

You got that right!

What, are you sayin' you want a piece of me?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


MightyJoe36 posted:

What, are you sayin' you want a piece of me?

I want the WHOLE thing!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Vietnamwees posted:

I want the WHOLE thing!

https://twitter.com/WyattDuncan/status/1353811399542099969?s=20



This guy... This is not my type of guy.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

He is a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I can't look away.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

You got butchered.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Yama hama, it's fright night!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Yama hama, it's fright night!

Lopper!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You look like an old catcher's mitt!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


TMMadman posted:

Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.

Like the Batman villain!?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

Like the Batman villain!?

If that helps you...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

If that helps you...

I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money



TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some doublemint gum.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

This is what the forums are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


potee posted:

This is what the forums are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

Hey potee...hey, I thought you didn't chew gum??

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

Hey potee...hey, I thought you didn't chew gum??

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Chili posted:

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

Shakes head, refuses to try a bite.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


On the other hand, Sir Pablo is the only one who didn't get violently ill.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Puke? That's a funny word!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Some ugly baby, huh?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

Some ugly baby, huh?

SirPablo, Ginette Reno. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Yeah of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me Pablo. I know you bad mouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before and I will....kibosh again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ginette Reno posted:

SirPablo, Ginette Reno. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Yeah of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me Pablo. I know you bad mouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before and I will....kibosh again.

Vietnamwees, did you hear this? Some crazy guy is after SirPablo.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Lopper!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Vietnamwees, did you hear this? Some crazy guy is after SirPablo.


potee posted:

Vietnamwees, did you hear this? Some crazy guy is after SirPablo.

I think you're both mentally ill.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Chili posted:

I think you're both mentally ill.

I think there's a mental hospital near here.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


TMMadman posted:

I think there's a mental hospital near here.

Manhattan Memorial, less of a line.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


jojoinnit posted:

Manhattan Memorial, less of a line.

Why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Your fly's open.

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