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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


This guy...

...

... This is not my kind of guy.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall?

I don't know sometimes...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Chili posted:

Look, Heavy_D! Look in the sky! The planets are on fire! It is just as you prophesied! The planets of our solar system, incinerating! Like flaming globes, Heavy_D!

Fax me some halibut.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




baw posted:

does anyone itt ever yearn?

Oh, this is the one Gyshall told me about. The Pain And The Yearning.

*looks at the box*

'An old woman experiences pain and yearning.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


Is that one of Vincent's Favorites?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


MightyJoe36 posted:

Is that one of Vincent's Favorites?

We have a wide variety of potee picks.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

We have a wide variety of potee picks.

potee's trash.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


TMMadman posted:

potee's trash.

...I'm potee.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

...I'm potee.

Not potee, dog bite. Woof woof, not pot pot.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



You’re gonna rub out the dog?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili posted:

Not potee, dog bite. Woof woof, not pot pot.

Oh that's fatal, you don't want that!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Oh that's fatal, you don't want that!

Oh no, I'll tell you what you did, Caligula. You've combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Whatcha doin?

Eatin' olives.

Ever hear of asking?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

And by the way, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

That's not gonna be good for business.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

SirPablo posted:

That's not gonna be good for business.

As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


I find you capricious and arbitrary.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

Ohhhh! I wanted to see that. Thanks! Thanks a lot!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Ginette Reno posted:

Ohhhh! I wanted to see that. Thanks! Thanks a lot!

Although the whole story kind of comes apart at the end there. Out of nowhere there's this dancer who appears to be injured.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

So you cry, and then when you see the injured dancer, you cry...again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Angry_Ed posted:

So you cry, and then when you see the injured dancer, you cry...again.

Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Angry_Ed posted:

So you cry, and then when you see the injured dancer, you cry...again.

No, bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

No, bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul.

Bread? Two dollars, extra.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Chili posted:

Bread? Two dollars, extra.

Of course I'm concerned!

I'm paying for those meals. It's like throwing money down the toilet.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Heavy_D posted:

Of course I'm concerned!

I'm paying for those meals. It's like throwing money down the toilet.

So I'm gonna steal another one, then I'm gonna return it. That way, everything is even.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and to you, thats 'even'?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and to you, thats 'even'?

Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump through the monitor and punch you in the brain!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump through the monitor and punch you in the brain!

Then I should get to sleep with Elaine. An eye for an eye!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




SirPablo posted:

Then I should get to sleep with Elaine. An eye for an eye!

That doesn't punish Vietnamwees, that punishes Elaine. And cruelly, I might add.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Good. Revenge is very good.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


potee posted:

Good. Revenge is very good.

It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Gyshall posted:

It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

That's a lot of potatoes.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Thanks for mutton.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Heavy_D posted:

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!

I prepared it as I bathed.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

I prepared it as I bathed.

I can't shake your hand right now, germs.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

I can't shake your hand right now, germs.

How 'bout an intercourse hello? 

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Chili posted:

How 'bout an intercourse hello? 

Look, Chili, we have to have sex to save the thread.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

Look, Chili, we have to have sex to save the thread.

Well, we've officially bottomed out.

We need a new format. We should shut down, and retool.

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