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Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Unkempt posted:

He wants this guy to think he's in Paris.

I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


I once told a woman that I don't eat cake because it goes straight to my thighs!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

I once told a woman that I don't eat cake because it goes straight to my thighs!

You remember my cousin Rhisa? I'm gonna date her.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


SirPablo posted:

He looks like a frog.

So do you.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical because as you may or may not know, he and I are going on a trip to Kenya. Africa. My first such mission for the company.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Sash! posted:

Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical because as you may or may not know, he and I are going on a trip to Kenya. Africa. My first such mission for the company.

Its your urine, Elaine!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



thepokey posted:

Its your urine, Elaine!
It's all pipes!!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.

Nothing. I just, I uh, I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Celray, and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip, and then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Toilet brush!

...Ahhhh, alright, I can replace that.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


What is this symbol?



It's a germ.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

We're the devil's!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

SirPablo posted:

We're the devil's!

Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Heavy_D posted:

Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.

An old woman experiences pain and yearning. A hundred and ninety-two minutes?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili posted:

An old woman experiences pain and yearning. A hundred and ninety-two minutes?



Well, it's Frank and Estelle’s reaction to hearing about George’s man-love towards she-Jerry.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Heavy_D posted:

Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.

If you exclude showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes, really.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Root Bear posted:

If you exclude showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes, really.

Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Heavy_D posted:

Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now.

Not from the footage I've seen.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Heavy_D posted:

Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now.

All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



That reminds me of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

fenix down posted:

That reminds me of the Haitian voodoo rattle torture!

You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Heavy_D posted:

You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture

As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Heavy_D posted:

You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture

You must have a good story. Otherwise, it's just masturbation.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Oh, by the way George, you know that condom i gave you? Its defective, so don't use it.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Gyshall posted:

You must have a good story. Otherwise, it's just masturbation.

Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Heavy_D posted:

Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again.

You? You'll be out before we get to the next page.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


TMMadman posted:

You? You'll be out before we get to the next page.

I was alone...My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


JethroMcB posted:

I was alone...My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it...

I want you to see a psychiatrist.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




SirPablo posted:

I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day.

You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!

drat you TMMadman; you useless pustule!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


TMMadman posted:

You? You'll be out before we get to the next page.

I'M OUT!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.


Vietnamwees posted:

Oh, by the way George, you know that condom i gave you? Its defective, so don't use it.

I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Hank Morgan posted:

I'm a father! I did it! MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


They botched my vasectomy. I'm even more potent now!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Heavy_D posted:

You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

Well technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


He just sank like a stone didn't he?!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




SirPablo posted:

The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.

Andrea Doria? Isn't that the one they did the song about?

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