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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Sash! posted:

CONVERSION?



They're only comfortable with their equipment.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Root Bear posted:

They're only comfortable with their equipment.

Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

George what are you doing in there? You’ve been in there an hour. I want to know what you’re doing in there!

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist

Whew! Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? Whew!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Well, this is interesting.


bravesword's topless...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


Glamour???

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001


So what was Jerry's move anyway? The swirl? the twist? the pinch? Need for a non-padded headboard? Seems complicated

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


It all comes together for something very special in the end.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...


I must be at the nexus of the universe!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Vietnamwees posted:

It all comes together for something very special in the end.

I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

Uh huh, I understand what you're saying George and I know what it's like to be financially strapped. When I was a young man in Cleveland, I used to hitchhike to work. One time, I got picked up by a bakery truck. You think that stuff smells good? Try being cooped up in the back of one of those babies.I couldn't look at a donut for the next two years. Well, not that I was ever one for the sweets. Sure, I like a cup cake every now and then, like everybody else. You know, I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good. Plus, the chocolate ones are good too. Sometimes, I just can't even make up my mind. A lot of times, I'll mix the two together, make a vanilla fudge.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist

I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh, this is so good, what's in it?" The answer invariably comes back: Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Again and again. Lesser bobka? I think not.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!

Electromax
May 6, 2007


Jackie says the top was faulty.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





Kramer said I'm supposed to bring him back some Cubans.

We are the Cubans.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TheKingslayer posted:

Kramer said I'm supposed to bring him back some Cubans.

We are the Cubans.

And I would be honored if you would be my guest for dinner tonight at the Presidential palace. There will be girls there. And, I hear, some pretty good food. Of course, the problem with parties is you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for. But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either. Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano. I assure you, if I had not been a dictator, I would not have been able to get away with that one!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


So...how was it!?

I DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT!

...Because of society, right?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



Just do it like a band-aid. One motion. Right off!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Well, then, I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist

Difficult job. You want those keys, we’re gonna have to dig this up.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



My question to you is - who's putting your pants on?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty


Ask your mother, you live with her now, don't you?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


Thank you. Now, I'd like to play something th -- well, actually, it's my latest so it's nice and fresh. It's called "Hot And Heavy".

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty drat serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Is that a Titleist?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Well I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Did Vietnamwees get shrunk down, or is it a giant sack?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I got a vasectomy this morning. :)

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist

…Really? You’ve never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.


potee posted:

I got a vasectomy this morning. :)

I'm even more potent now!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



That van is a rockin.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"



Yam Slacker

Nah. Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



He's a bad seed, a horrible seed, one of the worst seeds I've ever seen!!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Short. Devious. Balding.
His name was Costanza.
He killed my mother.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Palmtree Panic posted:

A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.

...yet I cannot look away!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


My wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





Vietnamwees posted:

...yet I cannot look away!

I love it.

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