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jojoinnit posted:I don't think Kramer kept Little Jerry. As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Ehud posted:As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken.
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mints posted:He chose not to build them. Was it this or was it the "going without a refrigerator" episode where Jerry bet him he wouldn't do it, Kramer didn't do it, then refused to pay because,"But I was GOING to do it!"?
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Jerusalem posted:Was it this or was it the "going without a refrigerator" episode where Jerry bet him he wouldn't do it, Kramer didn't do it, then refused to pay because,"But I was GOING to do it!"? Levels. With steps. Like Ancient Egypt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQyXeLSL0II
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Haha yes that's it,"I'll give you a year!"
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"No i didn't lose the bet....I just don't want to do it anymore." "Kramer, that WAS the bet."
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Jerusalem posted:Haha yes that's it,"I'll give you a year!" It's not that I don't think you can, I KNOW you can't and I'm positive you won't! The bet is the levels!
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Jun 6, 2011 03:21
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MokBa posted:You're hung up on some clown from SIXTIES man! Jerry dates Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad in one episode I saw the other day.
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It also seems he dates any woman who has ever had a sitcom. It was like having Jerry's girlfriend on your resume was a guarenteed job in television. I think he dates 3 women from Desperate Housewives alone.
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Pierce and Pierce posted:And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken. This seems capricious and arbitrary!
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dxt posted:Jerry dates Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad in one episode I saw the other day. Haha that's where I know her from
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Ehud posted:This seems capricious and arbitrary! Your fly's open.
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Jun 6, 2011 15:23
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"POISE!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ
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Bald, bald bald. She's bald? She's bald Jerry!
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BrandNew posted:Bald, bald bald. She's bald? She's bald Jerry! You're BALD!
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Loving Life Partner posted:You're BALD! Correction: I was bald. 
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Loving Life Partner posted:You're BALD! I DON'T LIKE THIS THING AND HERE'S WHAT IM GOING TO DO WITH IT!
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Jun 9, 2011 04:33
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I saw Seinfeld the other night at the O2 dome. Funny stuff, and very different to hear him talk about newer subjects like being married and having kids, and also interesting that he still keeps around some of his old material as a stand-by, since I recognized the tuxedo thing from The Opera at one point.
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You better vote the way we want you to or there's going to be big trouble, *whchii*
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I tried to see if these have already been posted in this thread, but I couldn't find them. Either way, they're too glorious to not repost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bQMo-Nro0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp0SW70Xcww https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk More on the guy's video page.
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Did you know that Maroon Golf has actually appeared in an episode nearly 2 seasons prior to the Puerto Rican Day episode of season 9? Season 7 Episode 1 - The Engagement. Jerry and Maroon Golf leave the movies together after seeing Firestorm  Season 9 Episode 20 - The Puerto Rican Day  Discuss.
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Jerry was the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never seen.
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Oh man, that guy loved Firestorm so much, him and Jerry were so happy 
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Jerusalem posted:Oh man, that guy loved Firestorm so much, him and Jerry were so happy What might've been.
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Hottest chick Jerry ever dated. GO! My answer is either Teri Hatcher ("They're real....and they're spectacular.") or Becky from Full House. ("This is bad naked.")
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OnlyJuanMon posted:Becky from Full House. ("This is bad naked.") She wasn't in that episode, Aunt Becky was the one who unleashed Jerry's emotions in The Serenity Now (what is this salty discharge??). And the hottest chick he ever dated is obviously Elaine. 
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Jun 12, 2011 11:47
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Obviously it was Man-Hands, name two things wrong with her!
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I'm gonna say Tractor Story. Too bad about that herp.
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GET MONEY posted:She wasn't in that episode, Aunt Becky was the one who unleashed Jerry's emotions in The Serenity Now (what is this salty discharge??). Ah poo poo...I knew this in my head, but i got it confused. Sorry...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfhhvoQjbI I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't over the noise Wayne Knight makes here. I've watched it like 20 times in a row and I still crack up.
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Bulbous Goiter posted:Discuss. Mario Joyner is buddies with Jerry Seinfeld, and Jerry liked having his friends cameo on the show (like Kathy Griffin's appearances and Larry Miller as the Doorman).
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Either the girl who gets anything she wants (Danette Tays, "The Calzone") or his model girlfriend (Berta Waagfjord, "The Diplomat's Club"), unfortunately two ladies who barely did any acting. I also like Julia Campbell ("The Frogger") and Christine Taylor ("Van Buren Boys"). Worst has to be the lady from the first episode. What an awful 80's mom haircut.
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I like the girl that wrote the article "outing" Jerry & George. Also Aunt Becky.
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Painkiller posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfhhvoQjbI It has been posted before, but just as a part of a longer compilation. Thanks for posting this short clip which, and I'm sure you agree with me, probably will never not be funny.
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I'm a huge fan of the NYU reporter girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Tia van Camp was pretty drat hot, I like dudes and even I felt some tingles and jingles.Riptor posted:I'm a huge fan of the NYU reporter girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that I see her (Paula Marshall) EVERYWHERE now.
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Poque posted:Tia van Camp was pretty drat hot, I like dudes and even I felt some tingles and jingles.
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Nikki, from S7 Ep 20 - The Calzone. she's the one who can get anything she wants because she's so hot (sold out tickets, avoiding traffic tickets, etc)
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Poque posted:I like dudes and even I felt some tingles and jingles. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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