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Konec Hry posted:Did it move?
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# ? Jun 12, 2011 22:14 |
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As far as Elaine's less-than-serious boyfriends, Brett was really dreamy. He even knows Karl Farbman.
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# ? Jun 13, 2011 05:35 |
Can we say Jane Leeves even if she wasn't really hot until Frasier?
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# ? Jun 13, 2011 14:00 |
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This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.
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# ? Jun 14, 2011 14:23 |
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You don't know what it's like in there. All night long things are creaking and cracking and that red light it's burning my brain!
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# ? Jun 14, 2011 18:36 |
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Mr Marbles?
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# ? Jun 14, 2011 19:30 |
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VILE WEED!
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# ? Jun 14, 2011 20:31 |
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So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing?
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# ? Jun 14, 2011 20:46 |
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Is this the interference?
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 01:00 |
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You can't break up with me! I've got hand!
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 01:47 |
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You're gonna' need it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 02:42 |
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LividLiquid posted:You're gonna' need it. A masturbation joke? Well America's not going to put up with that, I predict Seinfeld will be canceled at the end of its third seaosn.
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 02:55 |
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AbstractNapper posted:So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing? Decompressing! I just watched Puerto Rico Day for the first time. I can see why they didn't air it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 06:13 |
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BobMcFartsens posted:Decompressing! They aired it. They just didn't re-air it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 06:36 |
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Bulbous Goiter posted:Did you know that Maroon Golf has actually appeared in an episode nearly 2 seasons prior to the Puerto Rican Day episode of season 9?
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 06:46 |
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OnlyJuanMon posted:Hottest chick Jerry ever dated. GO! Jerry and Meryl weren't really ready for the commitment of a fake marriage but "we'll always, have pancakes."
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 08:35 |
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She had MAN-HANDS! MAN-HANDS!
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 09:08 |
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Jerusalem posted:She had MAN-HANDS! It's not a...twistoff...
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 12:40 |
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Ehud posted:It's not a...twistoff... twist off, twist OOOFF!!!!!
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 18:16 |
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Bonzo posted:twist off, twist OOOFF!!!!!
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# ? Jun 15, 2011 19:29 |
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It happened tonight!!! I saw an episode I've never seen before!!! It was the little Jerry Seinfeld cockfight one, and it was fantastic. WHAT A FEELING!
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 01:12 |
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Little Jerry was born to cockfight. There is now way to convey how Kramer says "cockfight" in text.
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 01:16 |
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You ate more bread?
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 03:55 |
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Parachute posted:You ate more bread? Why didn't you eat it in the cab?!
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 04:04 |
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Charlotte from Sex and the City was super hot...except for her toilet mouth. Also two-face lady was super hot in the right lighting. But the hottest was the girl who always wore the same outfit. Or Amanda Peet.
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 05:20 |
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Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 05:30 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Master of the house Schumann...
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 06:06 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Master of the house Pipe down, chorus boy!
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 06:09 |
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Riven posted:But the hottest was the girl who always wore the same outfit. Or Amanda Peet. Ah, the peat.
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 08:47 |
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I feel I must inform you all of this: http://twitter.com/SeinfeldStoriesquote:George dates a conjoined twin, but is unsure if he is expected to pay for the other conjoined twin's dinner.”
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# ? Jun 18, 2011 23:02 |
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I wrote that last one! Seinfeld Stories is great.
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 00:52 |
@SeinfeldStories Tensions rise between George and Elaine when a birthday scratch-off ticket is a big winner. Kramer's latest scheme has him in the doghouse with Jerry.
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 03:06 |
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It's pretty amazing how many of those I could see as actual Seinfeld episodes. "Elaine tries to return a parfait because she deems it "too tart"; in a bout of superstition, Kramer goes a week without looking at a mirror." Imagine that Kramer part of the story. it'd be great.
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 03:09 |
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^ Is the show in the right quadrant any good? On subject, The Jacket has one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes, "I paid what it costs!" Jerry's delivery makes it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 04:00 |
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When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 06:02 |
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neoboman posted:^ Is the show in the right quadrant any good? Bob's Burgers? Yep. There's a thread in this subforum about it. People seemed pretty split on loving it or hating on the first episode, but the first season is now over and everyone is in love with it. Hooray!
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# ? Jun 19, 2011 19:46 |
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Been waiting all month for this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQbtXVn-PA8
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 05:42 |
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Take the pen! Do me a poisonal favour!
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# ? Jun 21, 2011 05:45 |
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Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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El Diablo! Dios mio, EL DIABLO!!
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