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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

robot roll call posted:

Wasn't their motto something like "No hugs, no learning"?

Kramer: Well, the important thing is you learned something.
Jerry: No, I didn't.

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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I was watching the The Jimmy. And man I forgot how good of an episode that is. Kramer plays the not-really-retarded-but-appears-so just perfectly. The faces he's making when he's being sung to at the end are amazing. And all the other stories in the episode are great too. Jimmy talking in third person, George sweating and being accused of stealing, George starting to talk in the third person (GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET). The thing with Jerry and Tim Whatley's new dentist office rules. The whole episode is great.

George likes his chicken spicy.

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

stratdax posted:

True story: A buddy of mine literally doesn't know about the cups. He had no idea how bras worked, that bras had letter sizes, or what they represented. I have no idea how he's gone through life without picking up on that ONCE. We're 29 years old. It's totally ridiculous.

Ask him what he thinks bras are made of.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Criminal Minded posted:

I read!
Books, Jerry.

Oh....

Big deal :colbert:

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

CaptainHollywood posted:

That's why I fully endorse having Always Sunny being called a successor to Seinfeld. I find it hard to believe in ten years we'll have a show with worse human beings than the main characters in Always Sunny (and still be funny).

I've often thought the same, especially with Elaine and Sweet Dee. Both shows were never afraid to put the lead female through hell and treat them like dirt at times rather than so many comedies where to play it safe the lead woman generally gets one up. Not always, but its something I noticed with both shows.

Mr. Misrule
May 5, 2011
I've become George!
:stonk:

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
If I hear an anguished *oink*, I'm outta her.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Macaluso posted:

I was watching the The Jimmy. And man I forgot how good of an episode that is. Kramer plays the not-really-retarded-but-appears-so just perfectly. The faces he's making when he's being sung to at the end are amazing. And all the other stories in the episode are great too. Jimmy talking in third person, George sweating and being accused of stealing, George starting to talk in the third person (GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET). The thing with Jerry and Tim Whatley's new dentist office rules. The whole episode is great.

George likes his chicken spicy.

My custom title, which got changed following the release of Duke Nukem Forever :smith:

This was supposed to be the summer of Duke!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
I look forward to many years of... looking at the triangles.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Mr. Misrule posted:

I've become George!
:stonk:

You could sell out Madison Square Garden!!

Thousands of people could watch you!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

safety dan posted:

I look forward to many years of... looking at the triangles.

It's isosceles! :smug:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
You'd eat Kramer first? But I'm your best friend!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Ehud posted:

Oh....

Big deal :colbert:

Was going to post this identically.

safety dan posted:

I look forward to many years of... looking at the triangles.

Let's go watch them slice this fat bastard up.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

neoboman posted:

Was going to post this identically.


Let's go watch them slice this fat bastard up.

Well who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious!

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.
Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Chicolini posted:

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.

"With that girl from the bus" is such a sublime way to have Frank describe her.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Criminal Minded posted:

"With that girl from the bus" is such a sublime way to have Frank describe her.

Haha when I first saw this quote I didn't remember it at all, but just from the way the dialogue sounds I knew it was Jerry Stiller. Amazing.

personaljesus
Mar 30, 2003
Question on "Who is thiiiiis?"

Is it referring to anything I might have missed previously on the show, or just general Seinfeldness? I mean, I love it every time Jerry says it but I am curious if it has a backstory.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

personaljesus posted:

Question on "Who is thiiiiis?"

Is it referring to anything I might have missed previously on the show, or just general Seinfeldness? I mean, I love it every time Jerry says it but I am curious if it has a backstory.
Seinfeldness.

I use "Who is thissss?" whenever possible.

I'm waiting for my opportunity to go
"Uncle Leo?"

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'll hang this phone up right now!

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.
JERRY: Hey, there's Leo.

KRAMER: Oh? Who's Leo?

JERRY: Uncle Leo.

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Right. Uncle, Leo. Forgot his first name..

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Oolarg posted:

JERRY: Hey, there's Leo.

KRAMER: Oh? Who's Leo?

JERRY: Uncle Leo.

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Right. Uncle, Leo. Forgot his first name..
You still say hello!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT



JERRY.



HELLO!

personaljesus
Mar 30, 2003

jojoinnit posted:

Seinfeldness.


Haha, that makes it even more hilarious.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"Yeah, well that's easy. Just let me finish this mile-high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls."

"I think we might have one left in the stock room!"

" :confused: "

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

jojoinnit posted:

Seinfeldness.

I use "Who is thissss?" whenever possible.

I say this whenever my girlfriend calls. She still doesn't really get it, despite loving Seinfeld.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

MokBa posted:

I say this whenever my girlfriend calls. She still doesn't really get it, despite loving Seinfeld.

Yeah i have done this several times, only to have to explain :edi:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MokBa posted:

I say this whenever my girlfriend calls. She still doesn't really get it, despite loving Seinfeld.
Some things have transcended the source. My coworker today made a comment about Festivus then when I said (delighted) "I've got a lot of problems with you people and you're all gonna hear about them. Kruger: my son tells me your company stinks!" he admitted he's never actually watched Seinfeld. He just likes the idea of Festivus.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

jojoinnit posted:

Some things have transcended the source. My coworker today made a comment about Festivus then when I said (delighted) "I've got a lot of problems with you people and you're all gonna hear about them. Kruger: my son tells me your company stinks!" he admitted he's never actually watched Seinfeld. He just likes the idea of Festivus.

Maybe he just finds tinsel distracting.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Capt. Sticl posted:

Maybe he just finds tinsel distracting.

There's an aluminum pole. Very high strength to weight ratio.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"Yeah, well that's easy. Just let me finish this mile-high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and Jerry, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls."

"I think we might have one left in the stock room!"

" :confused: "


"Now, where's that tool shed of yours?"

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:



JERRY.



HELLO!

Will somebody answer that drat phone!?

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

You're strange, and beautiful, and sensitive! Now let's have a look atcha...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Well, I got gonorrhea!

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Coffee And Pie posted:

Well, I got gonorrhea!

I thought you'd have fun with it!

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

dog poop n doritos posted:

I thought you'd have fun with it!

Well, you should have told me!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

Billy Zane posted:

Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction

If I remember right, wasn't that Daniel Dae Kim from Lost and Angel?

Nevermind, it was.

All right, jaundice! I get to wear makeup!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh, my liver! Why did I look for love... in a bottle?

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Judge Ito Boxing
Oct 29, 2011

There's a lot of value in the public being able to see how the system works.

mojo1701a posted:

Oh, my liver! Why did I look for love... in a bottle?

It's the Shatner-ian delivery that gets me.

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