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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Diabolik900 posted:

How old would Aunt Baby be if she were still alive today?

She'd never make it.

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Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Billy Zane posted:

You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!

You got the A, B, C....the D, that's the biggest.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

david puddy posted:

Where are the cameras?

Well, we at least know that the prosthetic squirrel hips work.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007

david puddy posted:

Where are the cameras?

El Paso? I spent a month there one night.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

Well, we at least know that the prosthetic squirrel hips work.

The special, tiny, instruments arrived just in time.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
He's not a pet! He's a wild invalid!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Hank Morgan posted:

All right, let's take a short break...
:munch:









...and we're back.

I love how blissfully unaware Kramer is of everyone else staring at him while the break is going.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

LifeGetsWorser posted:

He's not a pet! He's a wild invalid!!

Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Billy Zane posted:

Jerry, this is the set from the old Merv Griffin Show! They must be throwing it out. This stuff belongs in the Smithsonian!

Or at least the dumpster behind the Smithsonian.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Root Bear posted:

Well, we at least know that the prosthetic squirrel hips work.

She's got the jimmy legs.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Sash! posted:

She's got the jimmy legs.

You can get that in your arms?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Here's to feeling good all the time...

Squidactyl
Mar 12, 2006
Pre-Columbian Goodness!

stratdax posted:

You can get that in your arms?

Like you wouldn't believe.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Stare-Out posted:

Here's to feeling good all the time...



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strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

strap on revenge fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Dec 8, 2012

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

This is what it's all about.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

La puerta esta abierta.
...
¡La puerta esta abierta!

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

mojo1701a posted:

Or at least the dumpster behind the Smithsonian.

Jerry?

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Merv_Griffin_Show.html

HEY! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! IT'S OUR GOOD FRIEND, GEORGE COSTANZA!

/Turn Music off.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Gyshall posted:

Youcan'tputalimitonmycafelattes, itsayssorighthere. AndIdon'twanttogetdirtylookswhenIcomeinhere. IfIwantacafelatte, yougivemeacafelatte. AndifIhaveanyproblemsI'mgonnagetmylawyerJackieChilesdownhereandyou'regonnabeinreallybigtrouble.

Michael Richards was truly a virtuoso

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
Was listening to the commentary for the Outing today, and he kept commenting along with the episode like it was the first time he'd ever seen it. It was endearing in the weirdest way.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

FuzzySkinner posted:

Jerry?

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Merv_Griffin_Show.html

HEY! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! IT'S OUR GOOD FRIEND, GEORGE COSTANZA!

/Turn Music off.


How about a guest host?

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole

Sash! posted:

She's got the jimmy legs.

Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Momomo posted:

Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.

He took it out.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sash! posted:

He took it out.

George would never do anything like that!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?







Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters! Where ever it was, it worked! :v:

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Seinfeld: Still influential a decade later.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Irish Joe posted:

Seinfeld: Still influential a decade later.




Still got it! :smugbert:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Yankee bean, Yankee bean. I love my Yankee bean!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Gyshall posted:

Yankee bean, Yankee bean. I love my Yankee bean!
I gotta be honest with you, it's a bitch to get here.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Who put cookies in his mouth?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Well he could have dropped acid when you weren't looking!

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time. :guinness:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coffee And Pie posted:

I gotta be honest with you, it's a bitch to get here.

I'm at the corner of first and...first.


How can the same street intersect with itself, Jerry? :ohdear:

I must be at the nexus of the universe!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER-PIK!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

mojo1701a posted:

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER-PIK!

MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I picked up a new pair of frames today. From Malaysia, I was in the area. :smuggo:

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
That's not gonna be good for business.

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