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esperantinc posted:They did: hahahahaa holy poo poo
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Oh, you hung up on my Nana? You told Nana to drop dead?!
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Jul 5, 2010 23:21
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Lookin' for somethin lady? The bank?? It burned! It's GONE! ...Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr.Fleming, he'll help you! 
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Jul 6, 2010 00:46
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Do you ever yearn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvgi_ETnW4E
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Jul 6, 2010 04:50
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Relayer posted:Lookin' for somethin lady? The bank?? It burned! It's GONE! Your nana's been passing those bum cheques all over town and she's finally pissed off the wrong people! I'll watch that episode when its on just for that one line and his delivery. Kills me every single time.
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Jul 6, 2010 04:53
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I never thought a hat could ruin my life.
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Jul 6, 2010 05:12
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Uncle Leo bursting out onto the PBS Pledge Drive screaming,"SHE'S ON A LIMITED BUDGET! STOP THE SHOW! STOP THE SHOW!" always cracks me up.
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Jul 6, 2010 05:15
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Barnum posted:I never thought a hat could ruin my life. I don't wanna be a pirate!  (I know it's not the same ep, but they are both clothes related)
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Jul 6, 2010 18:01
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Jerusalem posted:Uncle Leo bursting out onto the PBS Pledge Drive screaming,"SHE'S ON A LIMITED BUDGET! STOP THE SHOW! STOP THE SHOW!" always cracks me up. "SHE'S ON A 
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Jul 6, 2010 21:31
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octothorpopus posted:Kramer also doesn't use clocks according to the episode with the runner who slept in for his marathon
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Jul 6, 2010 21:48
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Supreme Allah posted:OHHHHHhhhh, I know the Roll-o-Mech 5000. This is one of my favorite bits from the show, it's a complete random throw away that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, which makes it even funnier: "I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Damnit, I can't. Damnit." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI
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Jul 6, 2010 22:05
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One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him. "Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. It's a two-hour drive. Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons...All right, you wanna get nuts? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"
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Jul 6, 2010 22:54
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the aftermath posted:I'm sure you do
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Jul 6, 2010 23:12
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the aftermath posted:I'm sure you do Funny story: I wait tables, and one time at work our ginger ale syrup ran out, and my manager just told me to mix Coke and Sprite together.
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Jul 6, 2010 23:39
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HateTheInternet posted:One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him. This has to be one of George's best lines. Also, Kramer: "It's like Sweden, Jerry. Sweeeeeeden."
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Jul 7, 2010 09:12
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HateTheInternet posted:One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him. George: "And that leads into the master bedroom." Mrs. Ross: "Tell us more." George: "You want to hear more? The master bedroom opens into the solarium." Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?" George: "Yes, two solariums. Quite a find. And I have horses, too." Mr. Ross: "What are their names?" George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Should I keep driving?" Mrs. Ross: "Oh, look, an antique stand. Pull over. We'll buy you a housewarming gift." George, chuckling to himself: "Housewarming gift." George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, we're taking it up a notch!"
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Jul 7, 2010 14:47
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Ehud posted:George: "And that leads into the master bedroom." The end is great, too. George: Well, we're on foot from here! and then... George: If you knew I didn't have a house in the Hamptons, why did you make me drive all the way out here? Mrs.Ross: We don't like you, George.
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Jul 7, 2010 14:51
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Reminds me of the punch-out ending of The Soul Mate: WYCK: Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? MR. CROSS: Oh, yeah. I just assumed he murdered her. MS. BAINES: Of course he killed her. WYCK: So it's not just me, then. Alright! Back to business. It always gets me when George cares SO MUCH about something that everyone else just brushes off. This happens so frequently.
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Jul 7, 2010 15:41
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I loved Georges little spiel about rageaholics and how he completely misses the point. Jerry: "He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?" George: "I don't know, probably because this whole Universe is against me!" Jerry: "You've got a little rage." George: "I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"
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Jul 7, 2010 15:52
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The episode where Jerry goes and heckles Toby in her office (causing her to lose her pinkie toe) is so goddamned good, not just because of Kramer's retelling of the bus story, but also when Jerry is talking to the prop comic. The exchange goes something like this:quote:JERRY: So, I went down to the magazine, I pleaded with him to come and see me again, finally he agreed to come down tonight, and he's going to write another article. The fact that he says "Yeah, well, won't be long" directly to the guy's face, loud enough to be heard cracks me up every time I hear it.
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Jul 7, 2010 16:35
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I loved Georges little spiel about rageaholics and how he completely misses the point. George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!"
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Jul 7, 2010 18:16
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"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."
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Jul 7, 2010 18:21
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Stuntman Mike posted:"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again." Weird...the invitations again... (I also love that Molly Shannon is getting physical therapy so she can learn to swing her arms.)
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Jul 7, 2010 18:30
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HateTheInternet posted:George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!" "Well it's about time for George's lunch!" "Yes it is. Let's see what I have here. *Steinberg rant*"
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Jul 7, 2010 19:21
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HateTheInternet posted:George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!" He's beboppin' and scattin' AND I'M LOSIN' IT!
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Jul 7, 2010 20:05
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stratdax posted:"Well it's about time for George's lunch!" You could put it on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.
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Jul 7, 2010 20:06
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Robnoxious posted:You know I like that honey mustard. What the hell does that mean?
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Jul 7, 2010 20:32
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McSpanky posted:What the hell does that mean? Are you saying... you want a piece of me?
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Jul 7, 2010 20:33
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neoboman posted:Are you saying... you want a piece of me? Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT! This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it?
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Jul 7, 2010 20:34
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Stuntman Mike posted:This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it? Look, I have my system. First I look for the dream spot right in front of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.
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Jul 7, 2010 21:02
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Stuntman Mike posted:Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT! Concentric circles. It's like parking.
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Jul 7, 2010 21:02
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The Infamous Shane posted:Concentric circles. George was totally right on that score. You cannot just dive in head-first.
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Jul 7, 2010 22:10
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Leovinus posted:George was totally right on that score. You cannot just dive in head-first. He was conversing with Elaine. If you're just sitting there doing nothing then I'm going to take your spot.
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Jul 7, 2010 22:44
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dyn posted:He was conversing with Elaine. If you're just sitting there doing nothing then I'm going to take your spot. Exactly. Not only was he not taking the spot but he was sitting there talking and blocking the lane. gently caress him it ain't his spot.
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Jul 8, 2010 00:27
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Evil Agita posted:Exactly. Not only was he not taking the spot but he was sitting there talking and blocking the lane. gently caress him it ain't his spot. Don't you have any common decency? This is a SOCIETY we're living in here!
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Jul 8, 2010 00:30
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He was finishing his sentence before checking his rear-view mirror! What, do you guys all park perfectly in the minimum possible time? If someone drives a length past a spot and stops, it's their spot.
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Jul 8, 2010 00:42
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Many of you may have seen this already, but at around 2:20, Frank Caliendo does some fantastic impressions of Jerry, George, and especially Kramer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYP3jhqUC3I
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Jul 8, 2010 01:22
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Leovinus posted:He was finishing his sentence before checking his rear-view mirror! What, do you guys all park perfectly in the minimum possible time? If someone drives a length past a spot and stops, it's their spot. I liked the concensus the thread came to last time this was raised, which was that if George had his turn signal on, it was his. If he didn't, it was the other guy's.
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Jul 8, 2010 02:29
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Many of you may have seen this already, but at around 2:20, Frank Caliendo does some fantastic impressions of Jerry, George, and especially Kramer.
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hall n oates mom posted:This is terrible. Mostly yes, but his Kramer was really good, I thought. Then again, it is hard to do a bad Kramer.
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