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Someone posted a Frank Caliendo video. All the comedy in this once great thread has been forever lost.
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Quickly! I must remedy this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtO8LXIBvo
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Jul 8, 2010 03:58
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OldSenileGuy posted:Quickly! I must remedy this! Thread saved. 
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Jul 8, 2010 04:01
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The Couch is on tonight and man can Jerry be pure evil sometimes. As soon as Elaine tells him not to buy Piccino's pizza because the dude contributes to anti-abortion groups you see the light go on and Jerry proceeds to troll his own dinner by provoking Elaine to cause a scene with Poppie and then ends her relationship with a perfect guy. And he loving LOVES it.
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Jul 8, 2010 04:43
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Tiny Fistpump posted:The Couch is on tonight and man can Jerry be pure evil sometimes. As soon as Elaine tells him not to buy Piccino's pizza because the dude contributes to anti-abortion groups you see the light go on and Jerry proceeds to troll his own dinner by provoking Elaine to cause a scene with Poppie and then ends her relationship with a perfect guy. And he loving LOVES it. I love when he picks a fight with the guy at the Opera because "this opera crowd makes me feel kinda tough!"
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Jul 8, 2010 05:29
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random evil Jerry moments - 'Alright, let me just finish my coffee. Then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.'
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Jul 8, 2010 05:33
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"you just left?" "i told her i had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour"
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Jul 8, 2010 05:50
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George's heat of the moment excuses are the best. "I told her I was out of soda, I went out to get some and I never went back."
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Jul 8, 2010 07:06
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Tiny Fistpump posted:The Couch is on tonight and man can Jerry be pure evil sometimes. As soon as Elaine tells him not to buy Piccino's pizza because the dude contributes to anti-abortion groups you see the light go on and Jerry proceeds to troll his own dinner by provoking Elaine to cause a scene with Poppie and then ends her relationship with a perfect guy. And he loving LOVES it. The best part of that is definitely the pizza procedure being an allegory for live beginning at conception.
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Jul 8, 2010 09:01
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hall n oates mom posted:This is terrible. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this.
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Jul 8, 2010 14:14
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"Not only that, but I broke his thumbs too!"
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Jul 8, 2010 14:18
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SHUT UP YA OLD BAG She deserved it, though. Only an idiot would refuse 50 bucks in exchange for a 6 dollar rye. 
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Jul 8, 2010 20:55
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I was recently watching the Nostalgia Critic; and he reviewed one particularly bad movie, North the main character's father is played by Jason Alexander. (You can see the clip of him fairly early in the review) I don't know why, but I just find it so funny that he's having a George-style rant with his wife (which leads to the kid freaking out)
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Jul 8, 2010 21:06
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Relayer posted:George's heat of the moment excuses are the best. Because you know that Larry David's life is constantly spent thinking of excuses to get out of situations.
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Jul 8, 2010 21:48
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Bobfromsales posted:Because you know that Larry David's life is constantly spent thinking of excuses to get out of situations. See, I don't think there IS any thinking. Its whatever pops into his brain first. "Uhhhhh......Soda! Need soda! See ya later!"
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Jul 8, 2010 22:07
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haljordan posted:See, I don't think there IS any thinking. Its whatever pops into his brain first. "Uhhhhh......Soda! Need soda! See ya later!" Let me tell you, that kid's gonna be named soda!
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Jul 8, 2010 23:09
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Oxyclean posted:I was recently watching the Nostalgia Critic; and he reviewed one particularly bad movie, North the main character's father is played by Jason Alexander. (You can see the clip of him fairly early in the review) It's pretty funny that you recognized that the kid's dad was Jason Alexander without any problem but glossed over the fact that the kid's mom is played by Julia-Louis Dreyfus.
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Jul 8, 2010 23:31
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Excelsior posted:It's pretty funny that you recognized that the kid's dad was Jason Alexander without any problem but glossed over the fact that the kid's mom is played by Julia-Louis Dreyfus. This reminds me of Susan asking Elaine if she and George are having an affair and Elaine just bursts out laughing and won't stop for ages.
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Jul 8, 2010 23:35
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Chexoid posted:Let me tell you, that kid's gonna be named soda! Actually, we decided to go with the name Seven.
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Jul 8, 2010 23:37
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Jerusalem posted:This reminds me of Susan asking Elaine if she and George are having an affair and Elaine just bursts out laughing and won't stop for ages. I wonder who punches harder: Susan or Marisa Tomei.
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Jul 8, 2010 23:46
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http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/07/soup-nazi-scalds-danger-room/ I didn't get any bread.
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Jul 9, 2010 00:02
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haljordan posted:I wonder who punches harder: Susan or Marisa Tomei. Susan, Marissa threw some short little hook that was all forearm, whereas Susan threw a straight. If I recall correctly. What does Art Vandelay export?
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Jul 9, 2010 01:54
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neoboman posted:What does Art Vandelay export? Diapers!
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Jul 9, 2010 01:57
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neoboman posted:What does Art Vandelay export? He's actually thinking of just quitting the exporting and just focusing on the importing.
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Jul 9, 2010 01:58
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clockworx posted:He's actually thinking of just quitting the exporting and just focusing on the importing. I thought you said he was going to quit the IMPORTING and just focus on the exporting?
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Jul 9, 2010 02:00
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All Pig Be Slay posted:I thought you said he was going to quit the IMPORTING and just focus on the exporting? Oh, what did I say? Anyways, he imports matches. Long matches.
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Jul 9, 2010 02:03
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"You can't break up with me! I've got hand!" "And you're gonna need it!"
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Jul 9, 2010 06:13
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Excelsior posted:It's pretty funny that you recognized that the kid's dad was Jason Alexander without any problem but glossed over the fact that the kid's mom is played by Julia-Louis Dreyfus. Wow. Yeah, I've never been good with actor names. But jesus does that make that movie even weirder. e: I'm a terrible person for not noticing that. Oxyclean fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jul 9, 2010 |
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Jul 9, 2010 07:28
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Oxyclean posted:Wow. You've got George and Elaine as a married couple having a fight while Frodo Baggins hyperventilates at the dinner table. That scene is amazing.
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Jul 9, 2010 14:31
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robot roll call posted:"You can't break up with me! I've got hand!" Wow. Maybe I haven't seen that episode in a long rear end time but.. I get the joke now. 
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Jul 9, 2010 18:19
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SHE NAME NAME
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Jul 9, 2010 18:32
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Klaus Kinski posted:SHE NAME NAME Hey, this guy's a commie! Santa's a commie!
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Jul 9, 2010 21:34
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Commie, Commie, traitor to our country!! -A 10 year old
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Jul 9, 2010 22:20
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Relayer posted:Commie, Commie, traitor to our country!!
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Jul 9, 2010 23:38
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Robnoxious posted:This guy is a Commie and he's spreading propaganda! You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue? What do you think has been going on in the world for the past 60 years?
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Jul 10, 2010 08:26
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My mind was blown recently, when I realized that Arthur Penske of the Penske File was not just another made up Seinfeld name(well, the Arthur part was), but was actually
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Jul 10, 2010 22:43
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I enjoy how nothing about that job was ever explained the entire episode, just like when Kramer took on an office job and packed his briefcase with crackers.
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Jul 10, 2010 23:42
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Monsignor Martinez posted:I enjoy how nothing about that job was ever explained the entire episode, just like when Kramer took on an office job and packed his briefcase with crackers. "It's almost as if you have no formal business training whatsoever."
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Jul 10, 2010 23:54
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Supreme Allah posted:random evil Jerry moments - "Kramer, I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"
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Jul 10, 2010 23:55
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Monsignor Martinez posted:I enjoy how nothing about that job was ever explained the entire episode, just like when Kramer took on an office job and packed his briefcase with crackers.
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