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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Red posted:

It's just a write off for them.

Whatever happened to "My what a lovely dress you have on, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!!"

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Capt. Sticl posted:

Whatever happened to "My what a lovely dress you have on, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k13j8mm4Gk8

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Yeah, it's so nice when it happens good.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Narrator posted:

Yeah, it's so nice when it happens good.

It's the wood that makes it good

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Red posted:

It's just a write off for them.

Write it off what? :confused:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Write it off what? :confused:

You don't even know what a write off is...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Vietnamwees posted:

You don't even know what a write off is...

But they do and they're the ones writing it off!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

potee posted:

"Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station... to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster."

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

I'll handle this Newman... why don't you take your 3 hour break?

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

tapine posted:

Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
The mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, and you gotta get it out, but the more you get out, the more keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks! And then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse Day! :supaburn:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
And boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I called in sick. I don't work in the rain. :colbert:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I called in sick. I don't work in the rain. :colbert:

You're a mailman!

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Vietnamwees posted:

You're a mailman!

He drove a car with no arms?

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
More wine and turkey?!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

tapine posted:

More wine and turkey?!

TRYPTOPHAN.

Vietnamwees posted:

You're a mailman!

Mail...on Sunday?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I find your belief system fascinating.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

I lost my train of thought.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

JethroMcB posted:

YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

I lost my train of thought.

Um, he says "Cougar."

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

JethroMcB posted:

YOU! Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date, with a babe...

I lost my train of thought.

But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

tapine posted:

Um, he says "Cougar."

Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Imagined posted:

Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER.

That's perverse!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

AbstractNapper posted:

But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

He's back!

And I knew he would be, someday.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Imagined posted:

Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is K-UGER.

Alright, why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under his arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

That's perverse!

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

AbstractNapper posted:

But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

JethroMcB posted:

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
Is that good?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

TMMadman posted:

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


potee posted:

I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.

It feels like aliens poking at my body.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

JethroMcB posted:

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!

Ah little Yerry Seinfeld.

Does he bounce cheques too? :haw:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
TAMALEEEEE!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Sash! posted:

It feels like aliens poking at my body.

All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me...

So eventually these people came and, somebody, gave him mouth-to-mouth.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Three for Chunnel... two adults, one child...

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!

GEORGE ISN'T HAPPY!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
George likes his chicken spicy.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

George likes his chicken spicy.

BAD CHICKEN

MESS YOU UP

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