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Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she....a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
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Sash! posted:Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. No, no, no no, listen to me. I work in fashion. Together, we can drive Putumayo out of business and make Cinqo de Mayo numero uno... de Mayo.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 10:21 |
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Oh no... my frankfurter fell my frankfurter fell It was really good... I can't believe I dropped it
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 13:20 |
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The Narrator posted:Oh no... my frankfurter fell my frankfurter fell Well, you made a long journey, from Milan to Minsk... Wait! Wait! Hold it, stop! ...My shoelace...
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 15:02 |
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I'd like to go a little native... get the feel of their condiments, their unmentionables, you know, the real, uh, gritty-gritty.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 15:46 |
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I find pastrami the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 16:19 |
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What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 23:17 |
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That's a big matzo ball...
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 03:16 |
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Kull the Conqueror posted:What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean! Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 05:51 |
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Root Bear posted:Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse... Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 05:56 |
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I would like to inform the thread I got a new phone. and when the alarm goes off... it tells me the weather.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 12:05 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls. I think we've still got some left in the supply room.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 13:45 |
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Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 13:46 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls. If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 14:25 |
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Root Bear posted:Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse... You wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:35 |
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Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 15:20 |
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potee posted:Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom. Now where's that toolshed of yours?
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 18:15 |
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Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 18:24 |
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Gyshall posted:Now where's that toolshed of yours? I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 23:26 |
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Ginette Reno posted:I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them. Then how do you know you cut them?
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 23:44 |
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Gyshall posted:Now where's that toolshed of yours? I’m a man that respects a good coma.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 04:10 |
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SeANMcBAY posted:Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious. Ugh. Even by season 9 of the classic show there were signs it was slipping. Besides that, can they bring Michael Richards back? It's funny, 10 years ago what he said was a scandal. Now he could be President.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 04:38 |
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season 10 is just clip show episodes, hth
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 05:50 |
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The funniest thing* about a Seinfeld revival would be that all the male leads would look puffy and old and lovely, and JLD would look better and healthier than ever....And she's battling CANCER. (*oh and also how every new scene with Kramer would be uploaded to YouTube with "HE'S A N*****" audio overlaid on it, minutes after broadcast. Still can't believe that both Jerry and Larry tried to rehab the dude's image. That footage speaks volumes.)
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 08:07 |
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JethroMcB posted:The funniest thing* about a Seinfeld revival would be that all the male leads would look puffy and old and lovely, and JLD would look better and healthier than ever....And she's battling CANCER. What's even weirder that Larry's attempt was hilarious but Jerry's was terrible.
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 01:11 |
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I'm not sure we should be talking about this...
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 02:32 |
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mojo1701a posted:What's even weirder that Larry's attempt was hilarious but Jerry's was terrible. There's absolutely nothing surprising about that.
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 02:53 |
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Not on my watch! I won't have you turning my thread into a den of inequity!
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 04:30 |
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Jason Sextro posted:You wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-R3GTzZU14
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 07:11 |
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I thought you were gonna watch a video!?
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 02:58 |
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Digital Jedi posted:Just purchased this on a quick whim. It will go great with my Art of Seduction and Kramer's painting poster well.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:10 |
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Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time!
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:35 |
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thepokey posted:Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time! Oh I see how it is now. He knocks me out of commission so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. I'll show you whose number one.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 01:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcqVNjWoZA Jesus Christ, now this is dedication
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcqVNjWoZA
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcqVNjWoZA I had a dream last night that a steamed ham was eating me!
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 01:57 |
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It's a write off for them. They just write it off! All these big companies they write off everything.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:28 |
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This looks like a man that isn't happy with his stereo performance.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:32 |
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Ginette Reno posted:It's a write off for them. They just write it off! All these big companies they write off everything. Do you even know what a write off is?
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