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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.

I, a customer, and she....a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Sash! posted:

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.

I, a customer, and she....a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

No, no, no no, listen to me.

I work in fashion.

Together, we can drive Putumayo out of business and make Cinqo de Mayo numero uno... de Mayo.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Oh no... my frankfurter fell :smith: my frankfurter fell

It was really good... I can't believe I dropped it :qq: :qq: :qq:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Narrator posted:

Oh no... my frankfurter fell :smith: my frankfurter fell

It was really good... I can't believe I dropped it :qq: :qq: :qq:

Well, you made a long journey, from Milan to Minsk...

Wait! Wait! Hold it, stop!

...My shoelace...:qq:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I'd like to go a little native... get the feel of their condiments, their unmentionables, you know, the real, uh, gritty-gritty.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I find pastrami the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
That's a big matzo ball...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Kull the Conqueror posted:

What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I would like to inform the thread I got a new phone.

and when the alarm goes off... it tells me the weather.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

I think we've still got some left in the supply room.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft
Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

Yeah well, that's easy. Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and potee, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.

If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Root Bear posted:

Blood over there, sausages in here....I'm livin' in a slaughterhouse...

You wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom. :confused:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Oh, and hey, I couldn't find that stockroom. :confused:

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ginette Reno posted:

I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.

Then how do you know you cut them?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Gyshall posted:

Now where's that toolshed of yours?

I’m a man that respects a good coma.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

SeANMcBAY posted:

Jerry has been openly musing about bringing Seinfeld back since it seems like every other 90s sitcom is coming back. I think it could work, the fake reunion episode is Curb was hilarious.

Ugh. Even by season 9 of the classic show there were signs it was slipping. Besides that, can they bring Michael Richards back? It's funny, 10 years ago what he said was a scandal. Now he could be President.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
season 10 is just clip show episodes, hth

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
The funniest thing* about a Seinfeld revival would be that all the male leads would look puffy and old and lovely, and JLD would look better and healthier than ever....And she's battling CANCER.

(*oh and also how every new scene with Kramer would be uploaded to YouTube with "HE'S A N*****" audio overlaid on it, minutes after broadcast. Still can't believe that both Jerry and Larry tried to rehab the dude's image. That footage speaks volumes.)

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

JethroMcB posted:

The funniest thing* about a Seinfeld revival would be that all the male leads would look puffy and old and lovely, and JLD would look better and healthier than ever....And she's battling CANCER.

(*oh and also how every new scene with Kramer would be uploaded to YouTube with "HE'S A N*****" audio overlaid on it, minutes after broadcast. Still can't believe that both Jerry and Larry tried to rehab the dude's image. That footage speaks volumes.)

What's even weirder that Larry's attempt was hilarious but Jerry's was terrible.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

I'm not sure we should be talking about this...

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

mojo1701a posted:

What's even weirder that Larry's attempt was hilarious but Jerry's was terrible.

There's absolutely nothing surprising about that.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Not on my watch! I won't have you turning my thread into a den of inequity!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Jason Sextro posted:

You wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-R3GTzZU14

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I thought you were gonna watch a video!?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Digital Jedi posted:

Just purchased this on a quick whim.


Link to buy

It will go great with my Art of Seduction and Kramer's painting poster well.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

thepokey posted:

Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time!

Oh I see how it is now. He knocks me out of commission so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. I'll show you whose number one.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUcqVNjWoZA

Jesus Christ, now this is dedication

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

:captainpop:

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

I had a dream last night that a steamed ham was eating me!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
It's a write off for them. They just write it off! All these big companies they write off everything.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


This looks like a man that isn't happy with his stereo performance.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Ginette Reno posted:

It's a write off for them. They just write it off! All these big companies they write off everything.

Do you even know what a write off is?

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