KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Do you even know what a write off is?

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this thread?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 22:31

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this thread?

I could ballpark it.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 22:34

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Here we go, now TMMadman comes in. My whole day is shot! :mad:

# ? Feb 27, 2018 22:38

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

potee posted:

Here we go, now TMMadman comes in. My whole day is shot!

I'm supposed to have a boil lanced ma�ana. You know I think they charge me if I cancel with only one ma�ana's notice

# ? Feb 28, 2018 03:46

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

I could ballpark it.

I'm not too worried about it.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 04:55

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I'm not saying anything.

I'm puttin' it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault! :colbert:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 06:09

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Root Bear posted:

I'm not saying anything.

I'm puttin' it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!

My service rates went up?

You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges.

Maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere.

No more banks.

I'm keeping my blood, in my freezer, with...

MY MONEY!!!!

# ? Feb 28, 2018 12:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I'm not saying anything.

I'm puttin' it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!

No good. Too many people know the combination.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 15:14

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

No good. Too many people know the combination.

Your background is impressive TMMadman but how does it apply to what we do at Somethingawful Industrial Posting?

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:08

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Your background is impressive TMMadman but how does it apply to what we do at Somethingawful Industrial Posting?

At some point you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:11

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

potee posted:

At some point you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie.

The Yankees traded me for some kind of fermented chicken drink.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 23:01

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is, who's putting your pants on?

# ? Feb 28, 2018 23:50

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Jason Sextro posted:

The Yankees traded me for some kind of fermented chicken drink.

You tell that son-of-a-bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not with you bastards runnin' things!

# ? Mar 1, 2018 00:25

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

JethroMcB posted:

You tell that son-of-a-bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not with you bastards runnin' things!

Look at the cute little bastard!

# ? Mar 1, 2018 00:59

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Gyshall posted:

Look at the cute little bastard!

YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE BAY-BEE

# ? Mar 1, 2018 02:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE BAY-BEE

Yeah, he really is breathtaking.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 02:41

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Sash! posted:

YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE BAY-BEE

You�re using my baby�s now?

# ? Mar 1, 2018 03:32

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

You�re using my baby�s now?

Hey, baby.

I set the trends. Who do you think started this whole cafe latte?

I've been drinking cafe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 15:50

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Capt. Sticl posted:

Hey, baby.

I set the trends. Who do you think started this whole cafe latte?

I've been drinking cafe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back.

Youcan'tputalimitonmycafelattes,itsayssorighthere.AndIdon'twanttogetdirtylookswhenIcomeinhere.IfIwantacafelatte,yougivemeacafe latte.AndifIhaveanyproblemsI'mgonnagetmylawyerJackieChilesdownhereandyourgonnabeinreallybigtrouble.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:42

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

DuhSal posted:

Youcan'tputalimitonmycafelattes,itsayssorighthere.AndIdon'twanttogetdirtylookswhenIcomeinhere.IfIwantacafelatte,yougivemeacafe latte.AndifIhaveanyproblemsI'mgonnagetmylawyerJackieChilesdownhereandyourgonnabeinreallybigtrouble.

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:09

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jason Sextro posted:

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS.

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it?

With your hands? :smug:

# ? Mar 1, 2018 19:37

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Jason Sextro posted:

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS.

It's outrageous, egregious, PREPOSTEROUS.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 04:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it?

With your hands?

What, are you kidding? The knuckles are all out of proportion. you got hair over there - where do you get off comparing your hands to my hands?! This is a one-in-a-million hand.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 05:54