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"Their struggle is man's struggle. They lift my spirits." "They are loathsome, offensive brutes...yet I can't look away." "They transcend time and space!" "They sicken me."
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JethroMcB posted:"Their struggle is man's struggle. They lift my spirits." I love it!
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 16:02 |
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He's a loathsome offensive brute. You sicken me. And yet I can't look away...
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:35 |
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Bad lighting on the porch...
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 23:29 |
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Hey, I was in a schvitz for six hours, gimme a break.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 23:30 |
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Jason Sextro posted:Hey, I was in a schvitz for six hours, gimme a break. Are you familiar with the term... "shiksa"?
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 23:45 |
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precision posted:Are you familiar with the term... "shiksa"? "Shiks-appeal" is a myth; like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, Sasquatch. There's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 23:53 |
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...and this offends you as a Jew?
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:07 |
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precision posted:...and this offends you as a Jew? No, it offends me as a comedian!
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:25 |
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The Narrator posted:No, it offends me as a comedian! You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:10 |
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potee posted:You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian. Hi everybody think you're really going to like this cause it's about me. All right, it's not just about me. It's about me and this guy; potee Seinfeld. Who I like to call: The Devil. Okay, Okay, so I run into this potee on the street and he says to me "TMMadman, you stink. You should give up acting." Oh! I'm doing potee now so you've got imagine I have horns, a tail, and hooves instead of feet.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:18 |
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potee posted:You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian. Will you show me the Stooges?
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:30 |
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Gyshall posted:Will you show me the Stooges? What am I gonna do, make sarcastic comments to myself?
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 04:21 |
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precision posted:What am I gonna do, make sarcastic comments to myself? Yeah, well, that was an unusual choice for the Stooges
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 04:34 |
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No no, Tina, it's not what you think! This isn't mine! I got it from the institute!
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 13:33 |
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The timeless art of seduction.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 17:30 |
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I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong but I think...I see...a nipple.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:09 |
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Imagined posted:I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong but I think...I see...a nipple. They're naked, the gardeners naked.. the bellhops. One big nude-a-rama.
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# ? Mar 17, 2018 20:05 |
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Do you guys like the actress who played Susan?
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 09:07 |
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The Dennis System posted:Do you guys like the actress who played Susan? "What?" "I mean, uh...I had fun ice skating. "
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 09:56 |
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Don't tell me how to eat! Because I like this one! C'mon, let's go! Let's go!
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 12:52 |
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The Dennis System posted:Do you guys like the actress who played Susan?
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:51 |
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...pleasuring you?
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# ? Mar 18, 2018 18:04 |
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Hello Marjorie, George Costanza. How are you sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 02:25 |
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BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln!
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:00 |
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Gyshall posted:BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln! I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:42 |
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Sash! posted:I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff? Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex ballplayers and, you know, people in broadcasting.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:44 |
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Gyshall posted:BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln! Not shot, dog bite. Woof-Woof. Not Bang-Bang.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:31 |
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Gyshall posted:Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex ballplayers and, you know, people in broadcasting. Nice game, pretty boy.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 09:13 |
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The Dennis System posted:Nice game, pretty boy. Boy, I bet you that guy can cover a lot of court.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 18:56 |
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Hey big baby, are you wetting yourself? Maybe it is time for you to be changed!
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 21:15 |
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I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 02:49 |
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Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 02:57 |
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LividLiquid posted:I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles. He got married to his husband last year, too Not that there's anything wrong with that
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LividLiquid posted:I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Oh and you've done so much with your life!
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 03:03 |
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precision posted:Oh and you've done so much with your life!
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 06:07 |
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Gyshall posted:Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card. And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope!
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 13:17 |
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LividLiquid posted:We're not men. We're children. Hi, three for Chunnel -- two adults ... one child.
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DuhSal posted:Hi, three for Chunnel -- two adults ... one child. Does that conflict with your normal schedule?
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