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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

"Their struggle is man's struggle. They lift my spirits."
"They are loathsome, offensive brutes...yet I can't look away."
"They transcend time and space!"
"They sicken me."

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

"Their struggle is man's struggle. They lift my spirits."
"They are loathsome, offensive brutes...yet I can't look away."
"They transcend time and space!"
"They sicken me."

I love it! :allears:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

He's a loathsome offensive brute. You sicken me.

And yet I can't look away...

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Bad lighting on the porch...

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


Hey, I was in a schvitz for six hours, gimme a break.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Jason Sextro posted:

Hey, I was in a schvitz for six hours, gimme a break.

Are you familiar with the term... "shiksa"? :wink:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

precision posted:

Are you familiar with the term... "shiksa"? :wink:

"Shiks-appeal" is a myth; like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, Sasquatch.

There's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
...and this offends you as a Jew? :confused:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

precision posted:

...and this offends you as a Jew? :confused:

No, it offends me as a comedian!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Narrator posted:

No, it offends me as a comedian!

You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian.

Hi everybody think you're really going to like this cause it's about me.

All right, it's not just about me. It's about me and this guy; potee Seinfeld. Who I like to call: The Devil.

Okay, Okay, so I run into this potee on the street and he says to me "TMMadman, you stink. You should give up acting."

Oh! I'm doing potee now so you've got imagine I have horns, a tail, and hooves instead of feet.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

You may post quotes, Mr. The Narrator. But you, are no comedian.

Will you show me the Stooges?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Gyshall posted:

Will you show me the Stooges?

What am I gonna do, make sarcastic comments to myself?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

precision posted:

What am I gonna do, make sarcastic comments to myself?

Yeah, well, that was an unusual choice for the Stooges

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
No no, Tina, it's not what you think! This isn't mine! I got it from the institute!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


The timeless art of seduction.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong but I think...I see...a nipple.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Imagined posted:

I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong but I think...I see...a nipple.

They're naked, the gardeners naked.. the bellhops. One big nude-a-rama.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Do you guys like the actress who played Susan?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Dennis System posted:

Do you guys like the actress who played Susan?
"The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices."
"What?"
"I mean, uh...I had fun ice skating. :geno: "

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Don't tell me how to eat!






Because I like this one!







C'mon, let's go! Let's go!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Dennis System posted:

Do you guys like the actress who played Susan?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
...pleasuring you?

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Hello Marjorie, George Costanza. How are you sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Gyshall posted:

BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln!

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Sash! posted:

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex ballplayers and, you know, people in broadcasting.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Gyshall posted:

BANG! You're dead, President Lincoln!


Not shot, dog bite.

Woof-Woof. Not Bang-Bang. :colbert:

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Gyshall posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex ballplayers and, you know, people in broadcasting.

Nice game, pretty boy.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Dennis System posted:

Nice game, pretty boy.

Boy, I bet you that guy can cover a lot of court.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Hey big baby, are you wetting yourself? Maybe it is time for you to be changed!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

LividLiquid posted:

I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

He got married to his husband last year, too

Not that there's anything wrong with that

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

LividLiquid posted:

I just came in to inform you all that the kid who wanted Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs in The Wink grew up to play John Connor on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Oh and you've done so much with your life!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

precision posted:

Oh and you've done so much with your life!
We're not men. We're children.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Gyshall posted:

Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card.

And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

LividLiquid posted:

We're not men. We're children.

Hi, three for Chunnel -- two adults ... one child.

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

DuhSal posted:

Hi, three for Chunnel -- two adults ... one child.

Does that conflict with your normal schedule?

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