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This is morning mist.
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May 25, 2018 17:15
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Imagined posted:This is morning mist. Is everything alright here postal employee Imagined?
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May 26, 2018 01:44
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Ginette Reno posted:Is everything alright here postal employee Imagined? I can't take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!
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May 26, 2018 01:50
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Imagined posted:This is morning mist. This is GoldenBoy's son, BabyBlue.
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May 26, 2018 01:52
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Imagined posted:I can't take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give! When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!"
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May 26, 2018 02:01
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potee posted:When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!" This is not good. Worlds are colliding! Ginette Reno is getting upset!
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May 26, 2018 02:05
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potee posted:When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!" HOOCHIE MAMA!!! HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
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May 26, 2018 02:06
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Ginette Reno posted:This is not good. Worlds are colliding! Ginette Reno is getting upset! Ginette Reno likes his chicken spicy.
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May 26, 2018 02:22
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The Narrator posted:HOOCHIE MAMA!!! HOOCHIE MAMA!!! YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK! Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris were the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zMz3UJVgA Imagined fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 26, 2018 |
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May 26, 2018 03:19
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potee posted:When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!" Serenity now, insanity later.
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May 26, 2018 15:58
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Do you ever get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia? 
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May 27, 2018 23:12
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You know, India's the only country that still has The Plague? I mean, come on, the plague!!
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May 28, 2018 00:09
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Tell him to eat a plum!
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May 28, 2018 00:11
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Low Desert Punk posted:Tell him to eat a plum! Good, just getting some fruit for myself. Gotta have fruit in the house. I like it as a snack. Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins. I don't know let's see... mangos... four plums with red on the inside... avocado... ooo, just right... and three plantains ought to do it.
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May 28, 2018 00:39
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TMMadman posted:Good, just getting some fruit for myself. Gotta have fruit in the house. I like it as a snack. Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins. I don't know let's see... mangos... four plums with red on the inside... avocado... ooo, just right... and three plantains ought to do it. Alright, alright, just hold it right there. This fruit isn't for you.
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May 28, 2018 03:42
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Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
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May 28, 2018 07:02
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esperantinc posted:Alright, alright, just hold it right there. This fruit isn't for you. Oh, I knew it was you. I was joking. I'm a comedian.
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May 29, 2018 18:11
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Oh, I knew it was you. I was joking. I'm a comedian. Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by, and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are, to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing. 
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May 30, 2018 03:51
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Oh, I knew it was you. I was joking. I'm a comedian. That's quite a feedbag you're working on, there. 
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May 30, 2018 03:56
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potee posted:Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by, and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are, to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing. I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I GOT IT ALL!!!! 
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May 30, 2018 20:16
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Alter Ego posted:I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.
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Jun 1, 2018 01:12
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Lightning Lord posted:You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser. 
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Jun 2, 2018 00:26
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Lightning Lord posted:You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser. We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
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Jun 2, 2018 23:11
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Demon Of The Fall posted:We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder. Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie!
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Jun 3, 2018 03:09
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Low Desert Punk posted:Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie! I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
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Jun 3, 2018 03:24
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Low Desert Punk posted:Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie! I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?
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Jun 3, 2018 05:02
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TMMadman, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder.
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Jun 3, 2018 05:11
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Imagined posted:TMMadman, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder. 
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Jun 3, 2018 05:16
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Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do you want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
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Jun 3, 2018 05:33
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TMMadman posted:I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger? They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.
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Jun 3, 2018 05:50
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Why does RadioShack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know!
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Jun 3, 2018 14:22
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JethroMcB posted:They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it. Would you care for a snack of some kind? I have the Snackwells which are very popular but I think that sometimes with the so called fat free cookies people may overindulge forgetting they may be high in calories.
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Jun 3, 2018 14:34
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Imagined posted:Would you care for a snack of some kind? I have the Snackwells which are very popular but I think that sometimes with the so called fat free cookies people may overindulge forgetting they may be high in calories. Hey, speaking of which, I found a great way to separate the skin from the top of the pudding without leaving any around the edges; Exacto knife.
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Jun 3, 2018 14:37
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Imagined posted:Would you care for a snack of some kind? I have the Snackwells which are very popular but I think that sometimes with the so called fat free cookies people may overindulge forgetting they may be high in calories. No, too fruity.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:12
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Demon Of The Fall posted:No, too fruity. I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey CRAP!
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Jun 3, 2018 17:22
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Enough lying! The lying is through. Come on TMMadman the masquerade is over. You're thin, late 30's, single.
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Jun 3, 2018 19:35
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JethroMcB posted:I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey CRAP! It's a jelly candy. it comes in five flavors.
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Jun 3, 2018 20:50
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Low Desert Punk posted:It's a jelly candy. it comes in five flavors. I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!!
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Jun 3, 2018 21:12
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!! That is *drat* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:40
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TMMadman posted:That is *drat* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell scotch. The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan’s.
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