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Jul 7, 2018 16:11
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Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time!
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Jul 7, 2018 17:35
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X-post from the gen chatMilo and POTUS posted:Where's the seinfeld quote thread lately? I've got some questions about the yada yada episode and Jerry was engaged while somebody named Beth got divorced and remarried but I don't remember a god drat thing about this!! When the hell did Jerry get engaged? I'm pretty sure I've finally caught all the episodes but I sure don't remember this.
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Jul 7, 2018 18:19
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Milo and POTUS posted:X-post from the gen chat He was engaged to Janeane Garofalo for an episode.
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Jul 7, 2018 18:30
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In the same episode where Susan dies, Jerry meets a woman named "Jannie Steinman" who is his exact double and, motivated by George and Susan's upcoming wedding, impulsively gets engaged. In the season 8 premiere it's revealed that they mutually decided "This was a mistake" with no animosity between them when they split up. Every woman Jerry tells this to is immediately skeptical, forcing him to workshop made-up excuses for why his engagement fell through.
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Jul 7, 2018 19:13
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thepokey posted:Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time! You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sells Russian horses down at battery park, forty bucks.
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Jul 7, 2018 20:50
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precision posted:You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sells Russian horses down at battery park, forty bucks. I thought he was potee's friend?
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Jul 7, 2018 23:26
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The Narrator posted:I thought he was potee's friend? Why would potee bring anything?
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Jul 8, 2018 02:24
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Gyshall posted:Why would potee bring anything? Did he say "Why would potee bring anything" or did he say "Why would potee bring anything"? Did he emphasize "potee" or "bring"?
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Jul 8, 2018 03:56
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I was getting jiggy with it 
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Jul 8, 2018 05:23
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Everybody's talkin' at me... I can't hear a word they're sayin'... Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car
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Jul 8, 2018 06:39
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Sash! posted:I was getting jiggy with it You double dipped the chip!
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Jul 8, 2018 07:55
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JethroMcB posted:In the same episode where Susan dies, Jerry meets a woman named "Jannie Steinman" who is his exact double and, motivated by George and Susan's upcoming wedding, impulsively gets engaged. In the season 8 premiere it's revealed that they mutually decided "This was a mistake" with no animosity between them when they split up. Every woman Jerry tells this to is immediately skeptical, forcing him to workshop made-up excuses for why his engagement fell through. Cheese, George!  It's amazing how many times I can use that smiley to describe Jerry.
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Jul 9, 2018 21:14
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mojo1701a posted:Cheese, George! I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G. And an I!
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Jul 9, 2018 21:32
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"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"
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Jul 9, 2018 22:20
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wa27 posted:"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!" I told you Jerry, Mendy's is the best. The best!
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Jul 9, 2018 22:36
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precision posted:I told you Jerry, Mendy's is the best. The best! Why? 
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Jul 10, 2018 00:13
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Ovaltine. ... Have you ever had this stuff? Why is it called Ovaltine? ... They should call it Roundtine. You know what I'm talking about...
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Jul 10, 2018 01:31
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What's the deal with this stuff?
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Jul 10, 2018 01:44
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The Narrator posted:
That's my protege! 
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Jul 10, 2018 02:08
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The Narrator posted:Have you ever had this stuff? Why is it called Ovaltine? I believe the French call it... menage a quatro?
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Jul 10, 2018 02:13
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Off topic but anyone seen the newest series of Comedians in Cars? John Mulaney is on and his episode is like watching a dad hang out with his son...
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Jul 10, 2018 09:25
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What's the deal with coffee?
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Jul 10, 2018 13:05
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Gyshall posted:What's the deal with coffee? Then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.
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Jul 10, 2018 13:35
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Gyshall posted:What's the deal with coffee? You can't put a limit on my cafe lattes, it says so right here. And I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a cafe latte, you give me a cafe latte. And if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and your gonna be in really big trouble.
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Jul 10, 2018 14:01
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TMMadman posted:You can't put a limit on my cafe lattes, it says so right here. And I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a cafe latte, you give me a cafe latte. And if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and your gonna be in really big trouble. I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person, a very immature person, a person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.
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Jul 10, 2018 20:53
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precision posted:I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person, a very immature person, a person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time. Whatever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance!?" 
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Jul 10, 2018 21:22
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potee posted:Whatever happened to, "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance!?" August seventeen, nineteen-ninety-two. The same dress! She never changes! Oh my God. She's gotta have hundreds of these dresses.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:37
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jojoinnit posted:Off topic but anyone seen the newest series of Comedians in Cars? John Mulaney is on and his episode is like watching a dad hang out with his son... This show really sucks. Jerry Seinfeld is poo poo without Larry David.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:06
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SeANMcBAY posted:This show really sucks. Jerry Seinfeld is poo poo without Larry David. I find it very guest-dependent, like the Leno one is fine because they just tell old stand-up stories from back in the day, but the Stephen Colbert one is painful because Colbert keeps trying to have an actual meaningful conversation and Jerry just keeps making sarcastic jokes, to the point it almost seems rude. No hugging, no learning isn't the best approach to a one-on-one interview show.
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Jul 10, 2018 23:22
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SeANMcBAY posted:This show really sucks. Jerry Seinfeld is poo poo without Larry David. 
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Jul 11, 2018 00:41
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SeANMcBAY posted:This show really sucks. Jerry Seinfeld is poo poo without Larry David. Hate the Sein!
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Jul 11, 2018 00:52
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You do a lot of that "you ever notice" stuff?
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Jul 11, 2018 00:55
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Hate the Sein! I think the chair is a fine gift, but I never heard of this "Joe Mayo". Frankly, he sounds made up.
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Jul 12, 2018 20:19
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Jason Sextro posted:I think the chair is a fine gift, but I never heard of this "Joe Mayo". Frankly, he sounds made up. I already bought it! I've been lyin' to you for 3 days, and now you're all screwin' me!
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Jul 12, 2018 21:34
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JethroMcB posted:I already bought it! I've been lyin' to you for 3 days, and now you're all screwin' me! FREE CANDAY!
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Jul 13, 2018 00:16
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potee posted:FREE CANDAY! I think I had some hard candy in there.
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Jul 13, 2018 00:21
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Jerry should have just had the threesome. Once doesn't make you an orgy guy and I stand by that statement
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Jul 14, 2018 08:12
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Milo and POTUS posted:Jerry should have just had the threesome. Once doesn't make you an orgy guy and I stand by that statement If only something like that could happen to me.
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Jul 14, 2018 16:13
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potee posted:If only something like that could happen to me. You? You'll be out before we get the check.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:52
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