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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I know the chunky that's been leaving these Chunkies!!

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

DuhSal posted:

You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

I disagree. You've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ginette Reno posted:

I disagree. You've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

When I was little girl in Poland, we all had ponies!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Ginette Reno posted:

I disagree. You've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

[Again with the oranges?!]

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

precision posted:

I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!

I THINK IT MOVED!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

I THINK IT MOVED!

Hmm! Oh! Yeah. I'll tell you who is an attractive man: George Will.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

precision posted:

I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!

Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Imagined posted:

Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid hipster doofus!

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
...is there any Tampax in your house?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I know the chunky that's been leaving these Chunkies!!

They're all Twix, it was a setup!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Jason Sextro posted:

They're all Twix, it was a setup!

Not Skittles!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jason Sextro posted:

They're all Twix, it was a setup!

I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
FREE CANDAY :haw:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I thought it was a clever idea, it's about coffee tables, its on coffee tables...

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I don't have a spare set.

:confused:

All my keys say:

DO. NOT. DUPLICATE.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

I don't have a spare set.

:confused:

All my keys say:

DO. NOT. DUPLICATE.

"Do Not Duplicate?" Aww, that's cute.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

"Do Not Duplicate?" Aww, that's cute.

Poor son of a bitch.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

JethroMcB posted:

Poor son of a bitch.

What a cute little bastard!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Demon Of The Fall posted:

What a cute little bastard!

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running things.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Ginette Reno posted:

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running things.

You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

JethroMcB posted:

You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?

I let the expletives fly!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I let the expletives fly!

Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary!

Your fly is open

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

Your fly is open

I like the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I don't need sharp interlocking metal teeth.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

potee posted:

FREE CANDAY :haw:

JUMBALAYAAA

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Ginette Reno posted:

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running things.

I asked George to, sir, because I'm tired of all your macho head games!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
In the middle of negotiating for the used van

Is this bent?

*Pulls off antenna and breaks it*

Oh, well I'm not paying for that!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Interesting trades considered.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

JethroMcB posted:

Interesting trades considered.

You put that in!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
That van's a-rockin'!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

That van's a-rockin'!

DON'T COME A' KNOCKIN'!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it... yadda yadda yadda...

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

That van's a-rockin'!

What were you thinking about, potee? Marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons! 

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

What were you thinking about, potee? Marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons! 

Oh my God...you're in jail?




That is so cool!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Oh my God...you're in jail?




That is so cool!

♪ I'm free, 'cause the murderer struck again, hey! ♪

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

What were you thinking about, potee? Marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons! 

The fabric of society is very complex, Gyshall

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

The fabric of society is very complex, Gyshall

You know, we're living in a society!

We're supposed to act in a civilized way! :mad:

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