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Alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, OK?
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Boy, you're a lot of woman
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Sep 2, 2018 20:20
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Imagine that, Rebecca taking credit for YOUR Big Salad...
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potee posted:Boy, you're a lot of woman You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job.
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Sep 6, 2018 15:39
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Ginette Reno posted:You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job. Oh, she can bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan!
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Sep 7, 2018 02:30
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Jason Sextro posted:Oh, she can bring home the bacon and fry it in a pan! I prepared it as I bathed
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Sep 7, 2018 03:34
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potee posted:I prepared it as I bathed Insert a knife into the center of the center and twist. Then to make it bloom, soak for 30 to 40 minutes.
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JethroMcB posted:Insert a knife into the center of the center and twist. Then to make it bloom, soak for 30 to 40 minutes. No problem there 
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You know I've been askin' around, apparently Mom & Pop didn't even have any kids! So Mom & Pop aren't even a real Mom & Pop!?
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It's weird that there are two back-to-back episodes (The Wink and The Hot Hub) that feature unrelated wake up service callers as a plot point. I wonder how that happened. And in the second episode Jerry is like "these people never fail!" when the previous episode was about one of them failing to call. wa27 fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 7, 2018 |
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wa27 posted:It's weird that there are two back-to-back episodes (The Wink and The Hot Hub) that feature unrelated wake up service callers as a plot point. I wonder how that happened. I'm on first, and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Ginette Reno posted:I'm on first, and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe! You got any money? Wanna make some? You know how to use a mop wringer?
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JethroMcB posted:You got any money? Wanna make some? Yeah....
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Sep 7, 2018 15:14
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Okay big daddy, turn to your right. I SAID TURN, PIMP!
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Sep 7, 2018 16:45
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Hey potee...where's my suit!? I don't have it, do you want half of my omelet?
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College football is pre-empting my usual evening Seinfeld reruns... PT6A IS GETTIN' UPSET!!!
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PT6A posted:College football is pre-empting my usual evening Seinfeld reruns... He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it!
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Sep 9, 2018 04:45
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I'd rather make my own suit. 
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Gyshall posted:I'd rather make my own suit. It's quieter here. We can concentrate without people swooshing around.
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Sep 10, 2018 02:09
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Alright. THIS is the meal.
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Sep 10, 2018 02:22
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Imagined posted:Alright. THIS is the meal. Alright Imagined, I'll tell you what. If you give me that dry-cleaning ticket, then I will uh...take you out for a nice dinner, alright?
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Vietnamwees posted:Alright Imagined, I'll tell you what. If you give me that dry-cleaning ticket, then I will uh...take you out for a nice dinner, alright? Two Mendy's! 
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potee posted:Two Mendy's! Feels like an Arby's night.
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DuhSal posted:Feels like an Arby's night. All signs point to yes!
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Reince Penis posted:All signs point to yes! Reince Penis, I'm a little insulted- You're not a little anything, Newman.
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Oh, I know the chunky who left these chunkies!
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Reince Penis posted:All signs point to yes! That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
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Imagined posted:Oh, I know the chunky who left these chunkies! DuhSal posted:That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act? 
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DuhSal posted:That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act? Pretty good, huh?
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Vietnamwees posted:Pretty good, huh?
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Sep 13, 2018 02:47
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Smugness is not a good quality.
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Gyshall posted:Smugness is not a good quality. Cheapness is not a sense.
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Ginette Reno posted:Cheapness is not a sense. Revenge is very good.
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Ginette Reno posted:Cheapness is not a sense. You know, you've got a good John Houseman name, Ginette Reno.
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Because people like to say 'salsa'.
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Alright everybody, Shut up! It's starting! *Melrose Place theme music plays through the TV* Oh, that Michael, I hate him, he's so smug!
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Vietnamwees posted:Alright everybody, Shut up! It's starting! And Billy, and Jake, and Allison, yes; We could have discussed it.
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Sep 15, 2018 06:53
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Yup, that’s your big boy.
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The old man got to me 
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potee posted:The old man got to me I was handcuffed to the bed. In my underwear, where I remained.. She was attractive. She was, also, in fact, a Nazi... The water that I had been swimming in was...very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was...significant shrinkage... Her parents were looking at me. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole... In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. Thank you. Oh, also...my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.
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