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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Your body of work in this field is unparalleled!

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

The old man got to me :cry:

According to this book, it took 10 hours...It eased into the water, like an old man into a warm bath.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

JethroMcB posted:

According to this book, it took 10 hours...It eased into the water, like an old man into a warm bath.

The sea was angry that day, my friends -- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

PT6A posted:

The sea was angry that day, my friends -- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together.

How can I prove it?

Dammit. I can't.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I don't even drink wine! I drink Pepsi.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I don't even drink wine! I drink Pepsi.

potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Vietnamwees posted:

potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table.
Who would turn down a Junior mint?

It's chocolate! It's peppermint!

It's delicious!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

LividLiquid posted:

Who would turn down a Junior mint?

It's chocolate! It's peppermint!

It's delicious!

Those can be very refreshing.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

LividLiquid posted:

I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together.

How can I prove it?

Dammit. I can't.

This pen smells really bad.

So why do I keep smelling it?

...Is it too late for me to go to law school?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table.

I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People would be coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Oh yeah, check me out! Jimmy's got some new moves!

Jimmy falls on the floor

JIMMY'S DOWN!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
George likes spicy chicken!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I KNOW THE CHUNKY WHO LEFT THESE CHUNKIES!!


NEWMAN!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad post but I let it go.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DuhSal posted:

You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad post but I let it go.

I haven't read a decent post in 13 years!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

I haven't read a decent post in 13 years!

I've never had a really good pickle.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
No I mentioned the bisque...

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I had a dream last night that a quote was posting ME!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
This isn't me, I'm NOT the Assman!

Let me see...hmm, according to the state of New York, you ARE the Assman!

Vietnamwees fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 19, 2018

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
HEY THE ASSMAN'S IN TOWN

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

HEY THE ASSMAN'S IN TOWN

He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Ginette Reno posted:

He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!

If you wanna do it out of town, okay. But not in the city!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

If you wanna do it out of town, okay. But not in the city!

Allow me.

What are you, an idiot?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

Allow me.

What are you, an idiot?

No, no.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I think yes, yes!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I think yes, yes!

He just substituted one fish for another!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
What did you do this morning?

I got up, ate breakfast, and came to work

There's a show, that's the show for ya!

But why am I watching it?

Because its on TV!

...Not yet

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

What did you do this morning?

I got up, ate breakfast, and came to work

There's a show, that's the show for ya!

But why am I watching it?

Because its on TV!

...Not yet

Whether you took the raisins, or you didn't take the raisins...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Well, you know, you don't look that much like him.

:(

No, you're a little taller.

:confused:

You look like you're in better shape than potee, do you work out?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Hey, I got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy.


Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You're not a little anything, Newman.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You know, a muffin can be very filling

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vietnamwees posted:

You know, a muffin can be very filling
Top of the muffin TO YOU! :haw:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning?

I like to post the Daily News :(

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I like to post the Daily News :(

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-shitposters and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-shitposters and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Movies, I like to watch movies.

Do they pay people to...watch...movies?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

JethroMcB posted:

Movies, I like to watch movies.

Do they pay people to...watch...movies?
.............................why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

.............................why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?!

Everybody outta the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel's gonna blow!!!

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Everybody outta the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel's gonna blow!!!

I know they're in there. The three of them! Together! Laughing and posting! You're killing independent Ginette Reno! They're all in on it!

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