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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I'm booked to travel on the Chunnel for the first time soon 🙂

This isn't a quote, I'm just excited and you guys reminded me about it.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

I'm booked to travel on the Chunnel for the first time soon 🙂

This isn't a quote, I'm just excited and you guys reminded me about it.

Have you ever flown first class? Well all right then. See, you don't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, jojoinnit, I can't go back to coach.

I can't! I won't. :colbert:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Have you ever flown first class? Well all right then. See, you don't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, jojoinnit, I can't go back to coach.

I can't! I won't. :colbert:

You flew coach here. :confused:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

Have you ever flown first class? Well all right then. See, you don't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, jojoinnit, I can't go back to coach.

I can't! I won't. :colbert:

I'm not surprised. I really let him have it, potee. He has no business being in your audience if you didn't want him there.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
One shitposter's erotic journey from GBS to TVIV

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Gyshall posted:

One shitposter's erotic journey from GBS to TVIV
So you cry, and when you see the dancing...

you cry again.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

LividLiquid posted:

So you cry, and when you see the dancing...

you cry again.
What is this salty discharge?!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
*While making out with Puddy, Elaine opens his shirt and reveals the letter 'D' painted on it*

What is this?

Oh, it's the letter 'D'

I thought we agreed no more painting

No, I said no more FACE-painting, and as you can see, this is not my face.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

JethroMcB posted:

Movies, I like to watch movies.

Do they pay people to...watch...movies?

The old man got to me :(

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
We have a wide variety of potee picks.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

potee posted:

We have a wide variety of potee picks.

Potee's trash!

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
What about 'Sack Lunch'? Don't you wanna know how they got in there?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

The Narrator posted:

Potee's trash!

You're hung up on some poster from the SIXTIES, man.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Imagined posted:

What about 'Sack Lunch'? Don't you wanna know how they got in there?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep.

..."Beep beep beep?" What are you doing?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Look it, are we going to have sex, or not?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Imagined posted:

Look it, are we going to have sex, or not?

What did I just say?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Hey, I was in a shvitz for six hours, gimme a break. :colbert:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I gotta make some changes. I'm not a woman...I'm a child.


What kind of life is this?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

I gotta make some changes. I'm not a woman...I'm a child.


What kind of life is this?

Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, Vegetable Lasagna here knows it!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, Vegetable Lasagna here knows it!

Right...Coco. That's chimps alright. High five!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Excuse me, I was sleeping!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I... I gotta sit down!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Gyshall posted:

I... I gotta sit down!
It's just a natural human function that happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet where it would normally be.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

It's just a natural human function that happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet where it would normally be.

Nothing. I just, I uh, I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Celray, and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip...






...and then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Nothing. I just, I uh, I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Celray, and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip...

Hey, you're not talking that Michigan deposit bottle scam again, are you?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Hey, you're not talking that Michigan deposit bottle scam again, are you?

No, I'm over that. Not gonna do that again.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

...and then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it.


Vietnamwees posted:

No, I'm over that. Not gonna do that again.

You two... keep an eye on each other? :raise:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You two... keep an eye on each other? :raise:

Fiber from shirt on potee quote....

well I'm gonna have to keep my eye on that

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Sep 26, 2018

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
The verdict is in... fat!!!!

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat gently caress!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Imagined posted:

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat gently caress!

When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DuhSal posted:

When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly.

What the gently caress are you posting, you little piece of poo poo!? :supaburn:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Oh, Moses smell the roses.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUILDING ELECTRICITY!?

Oh, the Hot Tub's new heat pump blew out all the fuses for the entire building

What happened to your MENTAL ALARM!?

Oh...I guess I hit the snooze!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I just replaced my garbage disposal.

Big job. Had to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drain line.

https://i.imgur.com/enjRhj9.gifv

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

potee posted:

I just replaced my garbage disposal.

Big job. Had to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drain line.

https://i.imgur.com/enjRhj9.gifv

This food was in the shower with you???

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

PT6A posted:

This food was in the shower with you???
Insert a knife into the center and twist. Then, to make it bloom, soak it in water for thirty to forty minutes :eng101:

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Insert a knife into the center and twist. Then, to make it bloom, soak it in water for thirty to forty minutes :eng101:

Oh THAT shouldn't be a problem!

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