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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

It's not a lie...if you believe it.

I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves!

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves!

...that sounds about right.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
TRACTOR!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Remember, no rust proofing, commit to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

Remember, no rust proofing, commit to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble...

"Keys?"

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
How ya gonna start it :puddy:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
She had man hands...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

She had man hands...

That's funny. :geno:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Oh, by the way, I checked with the soup kitchen. They do have cream soups.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Oh, by the way, I checked with the soup kitchen. They do have cream soups.

JAM-BA-LA-YA!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

LifeGetsWorser posted:

JAM-BA-LA-YA!

Mulli-ga..tawney? :stare:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Mulli-ga..tawney? :stare:

Thanks for mutton. :rolleyes:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

Thanks for mutton. :rolleyes:

I wish I could take credit for it, it's a line that my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

JethroMcB posted:

I wish I could take credit for it, it's a line that my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.
The yogurt verdict is in...............FAT!!!!!!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The yogurt verdict is in...............FAT!!!!!!

Thanks for ruining my daddy's shitpost, you fat gently caress!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The yogurt verdict is in...............FAT!!!!!!
That episode still confuses me. Was there actually fat in the yogurt? If so, why did it matter that Kramer polluted the sample?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The fat in the yogurt ruined the blood sample, impacting the mayoral election.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
HEY ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS! :haw:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

LividLiquid posted:

That episode still confuses me. Was there actually fat in the yogurt? If so, why did it matter that Kramer polluted the sample?
Faking? What makes you think that I have time to see doctors, take X-rays, make appointments, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me? What kind of a person would do a thing like that?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Does anyone itt ever yearn?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I crave. Constant craving.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I like to post the Daily News. :(

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

potee posted:

I like to post the Daily News. :(

As opposed to a spirited bout of skanko-roman wrestling?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I like to post the Daily NewsWorker. :(

Hey, this guy's a COMMIE!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Campbark?!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Cartwright?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

LividLiquid posted:

Cartwright?

I'm...Cartwright.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jason Sextro posted:

I'm...Cartwright.
Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the
feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the
feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty.

Not Pennypacker!

...Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory. :stare:

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

potee posted:

Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

The Saab factory. :stare:

Jerry, that's in Sweden...

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Narrator posted:

Jerry, that's in Sweden...
Oh hey, I couldn't find that stockroom! :confused:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I just popped in now. I'm a big pop-in guy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The very pants I was returning!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
That's a misprint. What have you got a Clarkman?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I prepared it as I bathed. :)

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Hel-loooooooo! La, la, laaaaaa


I just so glad it's back :)

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So Biff wants to be a buff?

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
And YOU want to be MY Latex Salesman!?

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