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Vietnamwees posted:It's not a lie...if you believe it. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves!
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potee posted:I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves! ...that sounds about right.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:20 |
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TRACTOR!
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:28 |
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Remember, no rust proofing, commit to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble...
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 06:39 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Remember, no rust proofing, commit to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble... "Keys?"
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 14:47 |
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How ya gonna start it :puddy:
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:29 |
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She had man hands...
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# ? Mar 17, 2019 23:10 |
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Vietnamwees posted:She had man hands... That's funny.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 01:59 |
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Oh, by the way, I checked with the soup kitchen. They do have cream soups.
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 04:24 |
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TMMadman posted:Oh, by the way, I checked with the soup kitchen. They do have cream soups. JAM-BA-LA-YA!
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 00:18 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:JAM-BA-LA-YA! Mulli-ga..tawney?
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 14:58 |
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:Mulli-ga..tawney? Thanks for mutton.
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 16:24 |
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potee posted:Thanks for mutton. I wish I could take credit for it, it's a line that my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 16:35 |
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JethroMcB posted:I wish I could take credit for it, it's a line that my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 16:41 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:The yogurt verdict is in...............FAT!!!!!! Thanks for ruining my daddy's shitpost, you fat gently caress!
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 17:08 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:The yogurt verdict is in...............FAT!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 19:40 |
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The fat in the yogurt ruined the blood sample, impacting the mayoral election.
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 22:22 |
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HEY ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 22:39 |
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LividLiquid posted:That episode still confuses me. Was there actually fat in the yogurt? If so, why did it matter that Kramer polluted the sample?
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# ? Apr 1, 2019 22:40 |
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I would describe it as restrained jubilation.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 01:11 |
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Does anyone itt ever yearn?
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 03:34 |
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I crave. Constant craving.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 04:59 |
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I like to post the Daily News.
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 16:24 |
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potee posted:I like to post the Daily News. As opposed to a spirited bout of skanko-roman wrestling?
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 19:32 |
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potee posted:I like to post the Daily Hey, this guy's a COMMIE!
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:19 |
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Campbark?!
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:28 |
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Cartwright?
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:40 |
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LividLiquid posted:Cartwright? I'm...Cartwright.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 21:45 |
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Jason Sextro posted:I'm...Cartwright. feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real uh, gritty-gritty.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:09 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hi, I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, Get the Not Pennypacker! ...Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:38 |
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Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory? The Saab factory.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:48 |
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potee posted:Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory? Jerry, that's in Sweden...
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:20 |
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The Narrator posted:Jerry, that's in Sweden...
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:45 |
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I just popped in now. I'm a big pop-in guy.
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# ? Apr 16, 2019 23:29 |
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The very pants I was returning!
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 19:48 |
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That's a misprint. What have you got a Clarkman?
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 20:50 |
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I prepared it as I bathed.
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 21:03 |
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Hel-loooooooo! La, la, laaaaaa I just so glad it's back
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# ? Apr 24, 2019 21:32 |
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So Biff wants to be a buff?
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And YOU want to be MY Latex Salesman!?
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