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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

And YOU want to be MY Latex Salesman!?

WHATdelay industries? Nah, nah, you're way off, pal...Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Vietnamwees posted:

And YOU want to be MY Latex Salesman!?

Difficult job. You want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Difficult job. You want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up.

Do you think you could transport some stumps for me?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Do you think you could transport some stumps for me?

We're talking about people, right?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

We're talking about people, right?

What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid?!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


JethroMcB is a dangerous lunatic. He wouldn't let us out of the drawers. Then he came at me with an axe.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

JethroMcB is a dangerous lunatic. He wouldn't let us out of the drawers. Then he came at me with an axe.

How could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment. And outdated furniture, so terribly... un-Karl Farbman-like.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

How could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment. And outdated furniture, so terribly... un-Karl Farbman-like.

Yeah? That's it. It's go time. Let's see you lift that.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Sash! posted:

JethroMcB is a dangerous lunatic. He wouldn't let us out of the drawers. Then he came at me with an axe.

AGAIN with the oranges?!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

JethroMcB is a dangerous lunatic. He wouldn't let us out of the drawers. Then he came at me with an axe.

We suspect that his friend here is also unstable.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Vietnamwees posted:

We suspect that his friend here is also unstable.

:D

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
ITT: Goons who forget what it's like... To have no oranges.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

ITT: Goons who forget what it's like... To have no oranges.

In my mind... there's still a war going on.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

potee posted:

In my mind... there's still a war going on.

I sent twelve of my own men to the latrines that night!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

jojoinnit posted:

I sent twelve of my own men to the latrines that night!

Well that's too bad, because I'm the only one who posts around here!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Well that's too bad, because I'm the only one who posts around here!

Tell that to The Narrator! All that kid wanted to do was go home - well he went home all right! With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home! :cripes:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

Tell that to The Narrator! All that kid wanted to do was go home - well he went home all right! With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home! :cripes:

You got T-FAL?

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Hey is that T-Bone!?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Hey is that T-Bone!?

Sounds like an old time car horn, doesn't it? K-UUUUUUUGER!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
WhattayagotaClarkman?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

Sounds like an old time car horn, doesn't it? K-UUUUUUUGER!

Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'm not too worried about it.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm not too worried about it.

Whatever.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

The surgeon left a sponge in me :smith:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I'm hip to the new thread title

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
We needed a leader!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

We needed a leader!

How do you live with yourself?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

How do you live with yourself?

Yeah, we should let this place air out anyway. It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, we should let this place air out anyway. It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.

Right, Koko...that chimp's alright. High-five.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

FRAAAAAANK... WHYYYYYYY?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

FRAAAAAANK... WHYYYYYYY?

SERENITY NOW!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Potee, we missed you at the get well party. Poor old Gyshall has a polyp in the duodenum. It’s benign but still a bastard.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Potee, we missed you at the get well party. Poor old Gyshall has a polyp in the duodenum. It’s benign but still a bastard.

Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Heeeeelllloooooo! La la la!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

So, um, do you date immature men?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

lmao, I'm a man who respects a good coma.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

TMMadman posted:

So, um, do you date immature men?
Well, let me ask you this: if you put your hand in her hair... is it easy to get out?

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

LividLiquid posted:

Well, let me ask you this: if you put your hand in her hair... is it easy to get out?

Do you WANT to be able to get it out or do you NOT want to be able to get it out?

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