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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Sash! posted:

In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man.

All right, Sash!, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


TMMadman posted:

Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

... not that there's anything wrong with that. My father licked envelopes!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

I prepared this meal as I bathed.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I try take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




potee posted:

I try take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

Because you said this would be better!

"A vacation from ourselves," that's what you said!

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


TMMadman posted:

Because you said this would be better!

"A vacation from ourselves," that's what you said!
Si. Si.

This one.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Si. Si.

This one.

You know who else is a man? Charlie here, he's a man.

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


SirPablo posted:

You know who else is a man? Charlie here, he's a man.
Right! Coco! That chimp's alright. High five.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Right! Coco! That chimp's alright. High five.

Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?

Well, you see, Gyshall... you're a face painter.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


potee posted:

Well, you see, Gyshall... you're a face painter.

Like the Batman villain?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Like the Batman villain?

If that helps...

Parrotine
Dec 19, 2012

Wolverine with Parrots!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73pilnstgt0

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army



But what if it rains on Election Day?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Mail on Sunday?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Bird in a Blender posted:

Mail on Sunday?

...Oops!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug


It's raining.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

It's raining.





OH THE HUMANITY

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


What kind of person are you going around killing people?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

What kind of person are you going around killing people?

You mean my crime of passion?

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."





Chili posted:

You mean my crime of passion?

Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

What kind of person are you going around killing people?

I don't know what kind of a person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

Pulchritudinous posted:

Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt.

Cashmere!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Pulchritudinous posted:

Sleep tight Chili, in your quilted, chambray nightshirt.

So did you come up with a little stupid story for the Himalayan walking shoe yet?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


potee posted:

I don't know what kind of a person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

Elaine!

What are YOU doing here?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Elaine!

What are YOU doing here?

No, I - I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. Quit posting your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! Die!!!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Lopper!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

He's known only as Kramer.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

He's known only as Kramer.

I said TURN, pimp!

WSAENOTSOCK
Apr 13, 2002


potee posted:

I said TURN, pimp!
It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


WSAENOTSOCK posted:

It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

No, IT IS!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




SirPablo posted:

He's known only as Kramer.

Cosmo!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

jojoinnit posted:

Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?

They're all chickens.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Yeah well he's got a Peter Pan complex

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


They told me they were sending an Asian woman...

SirPablo
May 1, 2004




Pillbug

You got three pints of Kramer in you.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




Vietnamwees posted:

They told me they were sending an Asian woman...

Actually, the family name wasn't originally Chang.

It used to be "Changstein."

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