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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

SirPablo, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya!? :mad:

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Ginette Reno posted:

SirPablo, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

It's gonna be rough.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

It's gonna be rough.

Sounds about right.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Arby's...beef, and cheese, and do you believe in God?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

Arby's...beef, and cheese, and do you believe in God?

What do you care, you know where you're going.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

What do you care, you know where you're going.

Hey fake Peterman, let me off. I'm nautious!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

Hey fake Peterman, let me off. I'm nautious!

It was like a full body dry heave.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Check it out. 8-ball.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Finder's fee.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

Finder's fee.

There's a lot of things in my apartment I've never seen.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

There's a lot of things in my apartment I've never seen.

Oh, hey, and by the way, uh, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
Chapter 1: In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk? And what makes it so risky?

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Angry_Ed posted:

That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

Oh I think I'm going to puke!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Pulchritudinous posted:

Oh I think I'm going to puke!

Puke? That's a funny word.

Can I post that!? :haw:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I haven't vomited since 1982.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Ovaltine. Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the lid is round. Why don't they call it roundtine?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

Ovaltine. Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the lid is round. Why don't they call it roundtine?

I'll tell you what, why don't you read this book and let's just see if you can explain it to me.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

I'll tell you what, why don't you read this book and let's just see if you can explain it to me.

Well, Leo's furious - what is that doing in the thread.

That book has been on a wild ride, SirPablo took it into the bathroom with him at Brentano's.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM!

OK Look, the gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Chili posted:

OK Look, the gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please.

No! Nothing happens!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Chili posted:

OK Look, the gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please.

Listen, this thread...thh-t-th-this thread needs to be about something, and fast, or I'm in very serious, weird trouble...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

Listen, this thread...thh-t-th-this thread needs to be about something, and fast, or I'm in very serious, weird trouble...

We... must never speak of this again...


Actually, I think I'm gonna take a few days off.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

No! Nothing happens!

Then why am I quoting it?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

Then why am I quoting it?

Because it's on TV!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Not yet.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Potee: What'd you do today?

SirPablo: I got up, I shitpost.

Potee: There you go, there's an episode.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You must have a good quote. Otherwise, it's just masturbation. :)

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Well, thats not gonna be good for business...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

You must have a good quote. Otherwise, it's just masturbation. :)

You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest. :smuggo:

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Vietnamwees posted:

Well, thats not gonna be good for business...

That's not gonna be good for anyone.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
MightyJoe36, do you ever just get down on your knees, and thank God you have access to my dementia!?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

MightyJoe36, do you ever just get down on your knees, and thank God you have access to my dementia!?

They took my belt, Vietnamwees. I got nothing to hold my pants up! :(

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

TMMadman posted:

I'll tell you what, why don't you read this book and let's just see if you can explain it to me.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife, the only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.

Tokyo Sexwale fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jan 28, 2021

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Look, potee, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Tokyo Sexwale posted:

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife, the only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.

You see Tokyo Sexwale, TMMadman was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The cat dies. He kills it. Refuses to get another one.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

The cat dies. He kills it. Refuses to get another one.

I ran into a nut back there, he said, you know, that maybe we should think about, you know, not posting the quotes in a thread.

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