Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


WHY DO YOU WEAR THE SAME DRESS ALL THE TIME HELLO

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


TMMadman posted:

Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

Again with the oranges?!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



I don't know WHAT'S goin' on with the papayas!!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Heavy_D posted:

See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land.

That is one spot on my wardrobe that I do not need a set of sharp, interlocking metal teeth. It's like a mink trap down there!

kolby
Oct 29, 2004



Great. Uh, you know what? Why don't you put it in the car so I don't toss it in that dumpster?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Haven't we had this conversation before?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4150 days!


SirPablo posted:

Haven't we had this conversation before?

We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

We could go to one of those cappuccino places. They let you just sit there.

I had to post at Reggie's, TMMadman.

Reggie's!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

potee posted:

I had to post at Reggie's, TMMadman.

Reggie's!

You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full a hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full a hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?!

SirPablo, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I'm not posting into the soap right now, quote me back.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili?

...


I don't know sometimes...

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Snapple?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

You know, those can be very refreshing.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4150 days!


You know, a muffin can be very filling.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Is that what I ask for, a "big" salad?

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

You had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIIG SALAD

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Das kaffes un salat e grand, por favor.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Por favor?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


All you need is a few cards and your bankroll, see?





See, keep the big bills on the outside.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


Thats a 5!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


I only got hundreds.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.



Uncle Leo?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Gyshall posted:

Uncle Leo?

Answer the drat phone!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



Who is this?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




What delay industries?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Why would Gerri bring anything?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

They fooled me Jerry!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

They fooled me Jerry!

They took my belt, SirPablo. I got nothing to hold my pants up!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



The very pants I was returning!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat *bleep*.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

I found Mom and Pop, they're sellin' my sneakers!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

You can look for sneakers the next day!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Enjoy... Sack Lunch.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


SirPablo posted:

I found Mom and Pop, they're sellin' my sneakers!

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around, they don't even have any kids!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Root Bear posted:

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around, they don't even have any kids!

You think maybe I'm... depleted?

I'm the last male potee! We're facing extinction!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4150 days!


potee posted:

You think maybe I'm... depleted?

I'm the last male potee! We're facing extinction!

Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



SirPablo posted:

I found Mom and Pop, they're sellin' my sneakers!

Evidently.

My dad likes to use the word "evidently" when trying to tell me a story or something he heard on the news, and I can't not imagine the way Kramer says it.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply