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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE
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White Light
Dec 19, 2012

 I'm talkin' about a Pig Man, half pig half MAN!

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Yeah thanks for mutton.

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Fitted-hat day?!

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Cheapness is not a sense.

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White Light
Dec 19, 2012

 You know what would make for a really great book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! :haw:

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

White Light posted:

You know what would make for a really great book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! :haw:

Hire this man!
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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I finally realized what's missing, in my life: Structure. And at Something Awful, I'm gettin' things done. And I love the people I'm workin' with.

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

 As far as I can tell your entire forum is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
And with Jimbone's help, we'll get that chicken!

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Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012


 Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

 Jimbone likes his chicken spicy!

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
They ferment it, just like everything else.

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
That's perverse!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Yes, quite! Of course, it's a sliding scale.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

That's perverse!

That's not gonna be good for business.

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bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
These big companies, they write off everything.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

bravesword posted:

These big companies, they write off everything.

You don't even know what a write-off is.

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Ohhh, how I've longed for this moment, Potee. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are. A monster so vile—

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
weed! :barf:

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

weed! :barf:

Here's to feeling good all the time.

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bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you can stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I'm hip. :smuggo:

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
It's like a movie! I'm gonna slip him a mickey

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TuxedoOrca
Feb 6, 2024
 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Was that wrong?

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Would you grow up, MighyJoe36?! What is the difference? potee slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with TVGM. Nobody cares! It's all ancient history.

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
YOU SLEPT WITH TVGM?!

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Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
People kept ringing the bell!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Yeah, like it's a big, big secret that women carry around their diaphragms. You never know when you're gonna need it, right? :smug:

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

 I had no Idea you were filled with such....sexuality..

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 You think you’re sponge worthy?

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
The surgeon left a sponge inside me

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bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Fortunately, the special tiny instruments arrived just in time.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
They left the Junior Mint in him!? :stonk:

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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Well my friend, it may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus

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