The Pig Says "My Wife Is a Slut"???

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Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Why is there a bucket on his head?

# ¿ Apr 23, 2010 16:53

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 07:08

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

The Infamous Shane posted:

Because we're blind to their Tyranny!

Then shouldn't the bucket be on your head? :confused:

# ¿ Apr 23, 2010 17:08

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

HateTheInternet posted:

Most of the Seinfeld fans I know like Kramer the best. For me, it's all about George.

As far as I'm concerned the best George (related) moment came from Elaine. George's girlfriend (I think it may have been Susan) asked if Elaine and George were having an affair and she just starts laughing her rear end off.

"Who would want to sleep with Georg- Oh."

# ¿ Apr 25, 2010 02:01

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

"I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown. All of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. "Just a taste" he said. That was all it took."

# ¿ Apr 26, 2010 19:16

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Relayer posted:

I'm honestly disappointed to hear "This guy... this is not my kind of guy." is a Buddy Rich quote. I mean I love Buddy Rich, but I always thought it was some awesome moment of Jerry Stiller weirdly screwing up the line in a way that was unexpectedly more funny, and they decided to use it. Oh well....

You've got the A... the B... the C... and the D. D's the biggest.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2010 07:09

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Tiny Fistpump posted:

The best thing about Newman and Puddy is that they never originally intended for or wrote these characters to be so funny, it's just that as soon as Wayne Knight and Patrick Warburton auditioned for them Jerry & Larry knew it was perfect and they just went with it

Puddy is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYCJdluRh60

# ¿ Apr 28, 2010 22:39

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

It must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_xmQhe-Fg

# ¿ May 1, 2010 21:23

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

HateTheInternet posted:

The still shot of the "George Costanza playing chess" Youtube video could not have captured the essence of George more perfectly

oh gently caress you :saddowns:

# ¿ May 3, 2010 21:13

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Dr_Amazing posted:

edit:
I think my favorite is the whole bit about medicine ads.
"Finally we're getting some more Retsin"

"Find out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit."

# ¿ May 4, 2010 07:08

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

He was spot on about the Hospital waiting room, too. I always feel like such an rear end in a top hat in there.

"I wonder what he's got? Oh, that guy's a goner."

And one more,

"I'm Superman, look at the pant-legs, what the hell's the difference?!"

# ¿ May 4, 2010 18:35

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Seinfelt is the greatest thing to come from Seinfeld since anything that's come from Seinfeld.

Seinfelt posted:

Newman tricks Kramer into saying the word �Remark,� sending him back to his home dimension screaming.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2013 04:20

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 07:08

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Coffee And Pie posted:

SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT!

That's gotta hurt!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 14:56

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