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TMMadman posted:I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. So what'd you do??!
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You are very bad man! Very bad man!
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Jul 27, 2015 15:44
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Athanatos posted:I cheated in the contest. Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you. Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
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Jul 27, 2015 16:00
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Are you close with your parents?
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Jul 28, 2015 14:24
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In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:55
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TMMadman posted:I had a pony! Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
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Jul 29, 2015 03:35
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TMMadman posted:It doesn't help. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
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Aug 1, 2015 14:00
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 Hey buddy.
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Oct 8, 2015 16:47
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They said they were sending over an Asian woman!
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Oct 18, 2015 02:14
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Oh, which reminds me, did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat, huh? I'll tell you later.
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Oct 19, 2015 18:22
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Relayer posted:Where are the cameras? Who are you talking to?
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Oct 21, 2015 20:07
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Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.
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Oct 25, 2015 16:53
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I don't know what your parents did to you...
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Oct 26, 2015 22:07
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She invites me up at twelve o’clock at night, for coffee, and I don’t go up. “No thank you. I don’t want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee.” I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live. I can’t imagine what she must think of me.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:43
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Let me tell you, I didn't intentionally expose myself, but now, I wish I had. For it is not me, but you who has been exposed, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!
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Dec 16, 2015 05:16
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Slider posted:I mean, what's the deal with cancer? Hey, I have cancer!
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Jan 1, 2016 01:46
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Ginette Reno posted:Quote? That's a funny word. Can I use that? We had a funny quoter in Korea. Tail gunner. They blew his post out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
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Apr 17, 2016 00:25
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Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
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Jun 17, 2016 21:32
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Guess again, tubby.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:32
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Capt. Sticl posted:No, no. It's not your fault. Books, books, I need my books. Have you re-read those books yet, by the way? You know, when you read Moby Dick the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends.
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Aug 4, 2016 01:31
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Alright, I got, uh, you come in, you say "Hi", and I say "Hello".
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Aug 4, 2016 17:53
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I'll take it.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:35
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Demon Of The Fall posted:He took what out?? It
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Sep 6, 2016 17:31
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Are you close with your parents?
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Oct 22, 2016 17:20
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That's perverse.
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Nov 14, 2016 20:27
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Everybody out of the Chunnel!
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Nov 17, 2016 19:49
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I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything!
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Nov 26, 2016 21:37
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Red posted:
Who is this? 
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Jan 20, 2017 13:33
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I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
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Feb 4, 2017 02:08
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"YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!"
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Feb 14, 2017 19:37
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Gyshall posted:They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. Something's missing alright.
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Feb 21, 2017 21:09
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Gyshall posted:I am blown away, potee, bloowowowowowowowowowowoOwoOOWwwOOoowWWOOooOwWn away! Every second of Larry David doing Steinbrenner was amazing. You could always tell he was having so much fun. It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?
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Feb 25, 2017 19:43
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She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man. Heart breaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free. Heartbreaker, Brubaker
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Feb 26, 2017 15:24
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How do you live with yourself?
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Mar 9, 2017 17:46
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Congratulations on a job... done.
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Mar 16, 2017 12:33
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And a bit of a tramp if you ask me.
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Mar 22, 2017 18:20
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I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.
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Mar 23, 2017 18:38
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Great. I've been working out. Went from a size 40, to a 42.
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Mar 25, 2017 17:22
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So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?
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Mar 27, 2017 15:33
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El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!!
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